Danger wanking

thats not danger wanking you pussies. danger wanking is when you whack it and right before youre about to finish you yell "MOM!". then you try to and finish before she gets there...now thats a real sport
 
i put meat between my asscheaks and then go at it with a rotweiler. im not trying to win anything i just like the feeling.
 
wank it while driving, then if you dont drive past any high vehicles and your not spotted, you win!
 
i like to wank it on the school bus, to the bus driver, in the seat behind her, so i have to put it away fast when she looks in the mirror. It gives me a mad rush. but also, i like to go to the zoo, go into the lion pit, stand on a rock, wank it and get out without being eaten. that's danger wanking
 
i like wankin while haveing raw meat tied to me as i get towed behined a boat( dick inshes away from the the motor blades) going over shark infested waters, if i dont get eaten or my dick chopped off i win.

i also like skydiving from low altitudes and i have to finish before its to late to pull my chute, if i dont die i win

^^ now that shit feels good!!!!!!
 
^ i don't know if it is sweet but it sure is the definition of danger wanking. or maybe the definition of living the rest of your life with an awkward meeting with your mom everytime you see her for the rest of your life. but it sure is ballsy.
 
once i was danger wanking when one of my friends was sleeping ove rmy house. he was ont he floor of my room and i was chillin on my bed with my laptop. byut he caught me and i had to stop. danger wanking is so hot right now
 
i broke out laughing in class and everyone looked at me like i was a retard and the teacher came over and wanted to see what i was looking at
 
I danger wank during hide and seek. If you get found before you finish, well than you must thrust a katana through your ribcage.
 
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