Dane Cook

^what..he is hilarious, 'why not me', 'i could use that!'

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My Hardy Boys are killing me... it's no mystery!

*NS Skateboarders Cult*
 
ya he is pretty good, but not as good as lewis black

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Democrats are sexy: since when have you seen a good looking peice of elephant?

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''When they attacked us'' - Rudolph Giuliani former republican mayor of NYC referring to Iraq in an interview on NBC news after the presidential debate
 
dane cook is better when you actually see him because he moves and acts on stage. mitch hedberg is also pretty funny.

Dick Cheney feels responsible for his daughter being a lesbian because growing up, she heard him say 'go f--k yourself' so many times, she finally tried it.

-- Bill Maher

 
dane cook = god

'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
 
dude he is the funniest guy ever o love the

*sauce all over my body* thing hahaha its awsome

'...and i'm FRENCH! not all people in my country are stupid!'

- punk-rider

'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'

-ATLANTASKI

'r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?

fuck pussy dick suckin lips'

-freeze_pooter
 
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