Dane CooK

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I think its freakin badass how this guy is startin to blow up,,, hes easily the funniest comedian around. Ive been listening to his shows for hella long and lately he has been in magazines and on tv shows and its good to see him showcase his skills for sure.
 
definitly...i wanna do that thing on his first DVD (i think it was his first) where you go to a fast food place, and order something not on the menu.
 
Oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhh! No, oh no you giant jug of juice, you put that wall back before my dad get's home, he's not going to believe a giant jug of fruit punch came through the wall, he's gunna beat me with his belt!
 
this guy is fucking brilliant...

the tire killed mary,

it hunted her down

what was she doing with her face so close to a tire?
 
all i can say is on my godddddddddddd.

my favorite skit has to be the monkey...and after that comes the kool aid guy.

like the guy above said...BRILLIANT!!

we drove from reno to northstar & back listening to solely dane cook. actually i think thats all we listened to in northstar. great stuff.
 
he's so funny. i like on the retaliation cd when hes like

im the yellow tooth that looks like corn! dont brush me, dont brush me! he says it in the best voice, its halarious.
 
sick style and super funny, but not funniest. on the insomniac tour show i though everybody was super biased towards him. double g was a lot funnier in my opinion.
 
"fuck this game, its 4 in the morning grandma, you win . im sitting on baltic with crack... im paying luxury tax out the ass. and i hate when ur the banker, where did u get the pink 50s u cheating whore. dont fucking tuch me grampa, nana is a cheatign whore."
 
the best is when he refers back to his old stuff or stuff he did before, like on his new standup, "fuck shoes, we all know what my stand on shoes are, i say fuck shoes."
 
yea id rate me top 4 as

1. bill hicks

2. mitch hedberg

3. dane cook

4. george carlin...hes been around for fucking ever man
 
Dane cook is the man. his new cd set and dvd own. get it now. its hillarious

"SOME ONE SHIT ON THE COATS!!!
 
hey guess what? your a faggot. I dont give a fuck if you made it already because the search was down when i made this so fuck off.
 
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