Dane Cook is the fucking man

C.R.420

C.R.420

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Who likes Dane Cook. He is definetly one of the funniest comedians I have heard. I just got his new CD/DVD thing, and it is fucking hilarious.

Mitch Hedberg - R.I.P.

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Hey, Lil' John.. Do you wanna go freeskiing?

O-KAAY!

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"I bet Jesus had some sticky ganja. He would be like - You wanna walk on water man? Alright, we'll walk on water..."

 
I hate that guy, he's like Tom Green on stage.

Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
i downloaded his cd and listen to it at work all the time people ask me if i am ok because i just start laughin and can't stop.

I in my kitchen cleaning a dish and heard it so I came out. He was in his basement, I was in my kitchen cleaning a dish and I heard it so I came out. ~ Dane Cook

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tj maxx is the salvation army for ski equipment

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slap it

suck it

and

fuck it
 
dane cook is hilarious in my opinion, hes coming out to denver next friday and i have tickets so that should be fucking sweet

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'I met her last night in Vail... Kobe style.'

BOO YAH!
 
shit shit shit, i wanted to get tickets for denver, how much those suckers cost you

RIP

FRZ

PPP

In New York they wants me_And I'm gonna be there_Van-city's calling

And I'm gonna be there_In T-Dot, they wants me_And I'm gonna be there, spreading the vibes_All over the world

K A R M A

- parker.mills
 
i got some of his shit. funny man

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
this sunday he has a thing on comedy central with david tell on insomniac.

if you download(ski movies) them your computer gets aids and buttfucks you

-lax-

 
i saw him in nyc it was sweet

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier

is sucking your own dick considered masturbation or self inflicted fellatio?

who else but Lat^

*NS Skateboarders*
 
he's coming to unh. i got a ticket

Are you buying an all east college pass? It'd help me out if you bought it at attitash.com/parker. It's the same price as the normal site and will accomplish the exact same thing, but you'd be helping out a fellow newschooler. thanks
 
Dave Atell, now he's fucking funny.

Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
I meant he's really funny in Insomniac. And Dane Cook has some alright shit, but he's definately not one of my favorites, too Tom Greenish, really random stuff to me.

Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
dane cook is so fuckin funny, how can you not like the randomness? its made that way because people like it

Vote Mike! Hey, he'd vote for you!
 
compared to Tom Green, thats histerical...

dane cook rules.

-Anthony

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using a key to gouge expletives on anothers vehicle, is a sign of trust, and friendship

 
*Boom* Fuck this game.

Nana's a cheatin whore!

Where'd ya get the pink 50's from grandma?

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i wish there was a "sarcasm" font.
 
"There is one thing men want more then sex..."

Dane Cook is very funny!

"Hey guys, Chad fell down."
 
hes the man

french is wierd too. the movie "mouse hunt" in french was called " nous reveillons pas un souris qui dors" meaning we wont wake up a mouse thats sleeping.

-Lat
 
he's definately one of the funniest comedians out there right now.

"i cant crap in a perfect square!"

"thanks for the candy"

shits fuckin gold

-Anthony
 
Dane Cook on Monolopy "Fuck this game! it's 4 in the morning Grandma you win! I'm sitting on Baltic with crack! I'm paying luxury tax out the ass! And I hate when you're the banker where'd you get the pink 50's you cheating whore! Don't fucking touch me grandpa, nanna is a cheating whore!!! And I should cut your head off with this little doggie.

Turtle: Look at you Mr. Beg for pussy on promnight.

Eric: Yea Turtle, I was begging my girlfriend, you were begging a 40 dollar hooker who declined your mother's credit card.-Entourage

 
dane cook is the man, fuckign hilarious

'Ever been hit in the head with a golf ball?'

-JF Cusson, making the argument that golf is an extreme sport

 
haha yeah monopoly is great, speak and spell is another funny one

list of shorts i got of him:

Dude i just wanna dance

monopoly

the full harmful if swallowed show

tire in the face

drowning, burns

kool-aid man-hilarious

burger king-another great one

christ chex-fucking hilarious if u actually watch him do the skit, otherwise u wont find it as funny

cross street

pillow fight

public restooms-funny also

speak n spell-like i said, hilarious

super hero

you know you're drunk

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-Ryan

what do you play? solitaire. i bet you would, and then whack off to a 12 yr old being ass raped with a big black cock whose owner was named brad.

-tweaks_rock_me
 
Damn right fuckin hillarious!!!! Love that show

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Skiing isn't a matter of life and death. It's much more important than that!'

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later"

 
Tom Green is borderline retarded, Dane Cook is a genious

- Tom

"My choice is what I choose to do, and if I'm causing no harm why should it bother you, and your choice is who you choose to be so if you're causing no harm your alright with me. If you don't like my fire then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down."

Ben Harper
 
ahhhh i missed it, i was ordering my twisty cone

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.

 
"when you see someone walking around in a superman shirt you wanna pull out a gun and shoot them in the chest. then when they start to bleed go 'i guess not'"

haha he's awesome. i dont see the tom green comparison though. oh man dave attell is in another league of funny

 
my ticket was like 32 after service charges, so not horribly bad. get them soon if you wanna go though

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'I met her last night in Vail... Kobe style.'

BOO YAH!
 
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