dancing?

AppSkier

AppSkier

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what are your views. personally i think its pretty fun. the girls like it when you dance. some people just dont wanna try cause they think they will look and feel like a jackass. my view is that if you dont look feel a jackass you arent doing it right.

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Dancing in a place where its just you is odd, but if your at a cluib or what not dancing is the way to go. And if youre witha girl whos up for a laugh you can have alot of fun. And im a fan of the old bump and grind.

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i was draged to a dance club by three very good looking girls, i kind of gave in really easy to them to go. but any ways. i cant dance for shit. and some black guys noticed this and went in for the girls i was dancing with, and it is true black people can dance

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i don't really care to dance. unless i'm trashed and a hot chick wants to dance.

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haha, i asked my boyfriend to go dancing with me a few weekends ago, and he said no. so i went with a friend of mine, and a half hour after i left, my bf showed up and danced with me cause he didnt want me with anyone but him. lol, i thought it was cute, but of course i made fun of him

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slow dancing is easy cause all you do is rock back and forth, but i feel like a moron trying to dance. Typical white guy i guess. Although ive got some spanish in me. There is some russian kid in my school who is an amazing salsa and ballroom dancer, i dont like him much

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when i was a raver i used to dance all the time, and i was ok at it (had a couple friends that were just rediculous, and even now a couple of them still breakdance). now i just kinda stand there and bob my head

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dancing is fun as hell. after goin to festivals all last summer dancing became fun as hell. the ladies love that shit.

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i suck at dancing

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i can dance at clubs when i can just follow the girl, i cant dance by myself worth shit tho

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I cannot dance at all, but if it's a dance like at homecoming or a club or something its easy...the trick is that if you can simply hold a beat, all you have to do is get as close to the girl as possible. If you can move back and forth to the beat, she does all the real dancing, and nobody can tell you look like an idiot! It's great!

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im a girl and i kno all of two guys that dance so i like when guys dance and when they use that xcuse 'oh i cant dance' im jsut lyk wtf just try!! lol so evry one get there ass out tehre>>girls like when guys dance!! Lol

 
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i believe that michael jackson is the only white man that can dance

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dancing is the shit and its even funnier when your fucking drunk, and the ladies loovvvveee it.

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guys dont need to dance. they just gotta stand and look sexy while girls rub their honeybuns against yer manaconda.

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yeah see when youre in a club and there's a ton of other white guys doing it, you gotta step up to the plate and give'er. thats how i learned.

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i use to hate dancing, then i joined choir where we have to dance if we want to pass, and now i love it, its pretty fun.

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i like dancing, i actually think its sorta fun, its the key to gettin ladies. if u can dance ur set.

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but yeah i look goofy as hell dancing, its pretty sad, but i enjoy it anyways.

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i can dance to good music. not rap. it sucks.

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i hate dancing. when i see people dancing i just think about birds doing weird mating dances and shit.

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i dont dance, no matter how drunk i am i do not dance

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I always try and stay away from it as much as possible, but when its really late at night and i just smoked a lot of weed, dancing is really fun when you look at your self in the mirror

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I fucking suck at dancing. It makes me feel like a retard when I try. I just look awkward. It doesnt help when all of your friends are laughing at you while you dance with a hot chick

 
i need an electric guitar to dance

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I can slow dance and grind, preferably while drunk and only with a pretty lady. Otherwise I don't think I look like a tit, I KNOW I look like an awkward tit cause I'm a rythmless white guy

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^^ haha... and black people need drums... and latin people need ... my salsa.

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^^^ well dave just tell them shut fuck up, there not dancing with hot girl, then go up to them and pimp slap them.

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haha to whoever said they can only dance witha beer in their hand...i feel ya on that one.

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haha oh jeez yeti, I cant think of all my drunken duncan dancing moments while double fistin

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Well for me, it's slow dancing or nothing. I don't really like making an ass out of myself trying to dance to that crazy fast paced music. At least with the slow dances I can't really screw up, plus I get to have my arms around my girl all night long.

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