damnit... grounded for week...

skiierman

skiierman

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Welp, I can't go anywhere for a week except for pratice and home because I pissed off my parents. I guess shooting your friends with a paintball gun in their asses and legs and then making them jump off a cliff in a sand pit coverd in mustard, ketchup and chiken seed is no way to impress your parents. Learn from my mistakes and don't get caught hazing your team mates by your parents.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
dude that's just dumb

-Ira

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Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
 
its called tradition, not hazing.

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alpentalik: i had lots of dust bunnies...they were nice and soft, but then i realized that they had pubes in them.

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bitchassphatz: nothing is as good as the women's gymnastics, those tight little butts....oh my goodness
 
haha off a cliff into sand ketchup mustard and chicken seed, i would have killed you (not literally but maybe a swift kick to the nuts, and a couple shots to the face)

 
^ Well the spaghetti dinners before soccer games is the tradition, the initiations into varisty, thats just a right of passage.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
im not even going to ask

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I know it's a bit early this year, but every year somebody starts a thread about their goals for the season (that have to do with skiing, not fucking a cheerleader) and you know the rest.

-the-east-isnt-that-bad

real stuff is better than stuff on a screen, porn to sex, skiing to ns

-C-Man

JC, TMC, S3p, WCJF

 
^ 17... this is really sad...

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
ive never been grounded my whole life, and im 16

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
i'm 'grounded' right now... but all that means is i have to be home sometime around 10... so i still get to go to my gfs whenever i want to

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if your floating down a fiver in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?

NONE! ice cream doesnt have bones.....

 
hazing, that's so fucked up. i'd ground your ass. did you and the team mates do and elephant walk too?`

-chris
 
ha ha whats an elephant walk?

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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I've never been grounded in my life and I'm 18. You just got to learn how to hide everything from your parents.

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I are Drummer
 
whats an elephant walk?

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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my parents give a fuck, and they say they're gonna ground me, but they dont. I can get away with lots of shit and then either act innocent or yawn to bring a tear of sorrow to my eye.

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my momma dont ground me...i do what i want

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

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'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
yeah never grounded, and no way i would take that shit, thats fucking horrible. yet halarious

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
did you sodamize him too? if you didnt sneek out and go back and do it. You parents are peobly pissed becuse you did a half assed job.

Be my Bitch im sure you will love it

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hey its not anywhere near as bad as being grounded for 6 months and not being able to drive my car till spring..yeah,im screwed,my life is over

 
ive never been grounded in my entire life

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
what the fuck. Your weird made u friends do that... what the ....alright

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ELEPHANT WALK: you all walk around naked with an arm in between the legs of the guy in front of you holding his penis.

-chris
 
you guys do not understand the meaning of tradition, and by the looks of it, never will.

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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn

i swear to drunk im not god.
 
you're right. i will never justify touching another peepee. tell me something i don't know big man.

-chris
 
ha that sucks u can still get grounded, thats why college is so much more fun than home, no one can do that shit

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Pat
 
ya, i've never been grounded. It's not like i've never messed up, but my parents never even consider grounding me, they just say that if i'm not mature enough to make smart decisions at my age, making me stay home isn't going to help anything.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
hazing to that extreme is pointless.

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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
 
^ Nope I'm really not. Grounded till this comin saturday.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
i did not realize that the kid posting as skiierman was actually skiierman. i thought it was a new account.oh.
 
Maybe skiierman is still grounded and that's why he's so mad at the world. He was emotionally scarred by nearly a decade of being stuck at home and being able to go to soccer practice. So he decided to take it out on a forum of skiers because they were out doing something that he couldn't while grounded.

This just in skiierman has been sighted.

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