Damn suitemate

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user098123

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God damn I wanna fuckin strangle this kid sometimes, its 3:30 in the mornin and i have class in 5 hours and hes blarin music as loud as he can. I asked him to turn it down and he did then closed and locked his doors and turned it up as loud as it would go. Fuck he thinks hes the shit but everyone hates him. Now hes talkin shit about me through the walls and i can hear him clear as day. Hmm I need to figure out some way to get back at him..
 
^ Wait i know you had honey. So put honey on the shovel then hit him in the face and then be like oh revenge is SO SWEET like honey bitch
 
Haha I wish I could...but I have no shovel, I should beat him withs ki poles, but all his fat would probably just absorb the blow
 
all you need to do is embarrass him. do it in front of a lot of people or a girl he likes. then he will feel dumb, small, and stuff
 
I dont think he has that problem...all the friends (myself he included) he had last semester hate him now cause he turned into a total dick so everyone is a dick to him and makes fun of him, its pretty funny. He was already like the most self-concious person I have ever seen in my life so it wasnt hard...need something better tho.
 
I did man, him and my roomie were drunk, and he is already a huge douche. I talked to him like twice about it, and then after that he just locked up the doors so you couldn't get into his room and turned it wayyy loud, nothin i can do at that point.
 
spend $40.00 buy him some headphones ask him to just plug these in when your trying to get some sleep. If hes an asshole about that, Get an RA involved and get him booted from rez. im assuming your on rez.
 
dig a hole in the floor and cover it with leaves,once he falls in bury him so his head his head is sticking out. cover his head in honey and cover him in fire ants!

 
take a tray or book or something and prop it up at the bottom of his door so that it is slopping to the crack under his door. next take a 5 gal. bucket of water and pour it down the book or whatever so that it runs under his door and into his room. I did this to one of my friends as a prank and it took him 2 weeks with a box fan to dry it. plus the best part is he wore socks to bed so everytime he went to take a piss at night he would get his socks wet and he was soooooo pissed about that.
 
its weird cause the bass like echos through the walls, but you can still hear voices really well if they are talking even remotely loudly...and the headphones thing wouldnt really work cause they were drinking and listening to music so it wasnt like he was just chillin to music...but if hes a huge dick about it again at 4 in the mornin ill just tell the RA even if it is a bitch move, he deserves it.
 
Do it in like his pillow case of something cause if you do something where it really costs him/you a lot of money, then your screwed.
 
if his door opens out sometime when he goes in his room and shuts the door you put a shitload of ducktape over the door and maybe even nail some wood over it and put abunch of shit infrront of his door so he cant get out
 
unfortunately I weigh about 140 and he was an offensive linemen on his football team in high school, hes mostly just fat not really that strong but ya, I'd kick his ass if I could
 
The guy in the room next to us plays his rap really loudly at random times and he has huge ass speakers that shake the walls. It sounds like rrrkchhhhrchkrrrrkcrkjhc from our room. Fortunately, he only does it during daylight hours.
 
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