Damn kangaroos

aussieskier

aussieskier

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So i was driving home from a long ass day of mountain biking doing around 130 in a 1 tonne holden ute with a bullbar on it. it was like 11pm and a fucking roo jumped out from the road plowing into my front grill, fucking thing rolled up the bonnet and now i got a fucking kangaroo smashed into my windscreen, i got no cash cause im saving up to travel. im just so fucking angry. this shit happens all the time out here so its not supprising it just sucks cause now i got to buy a new windscreen, oh and my fravorite hoodie now has kangaroo guts on it.

funny thing was after we broke out the windscreen and driving into sydney we got some wired ass stares. im now at work and bored.
 
HAHAHA i woud be so psyched if a kangaroo jumped out infront of my car

god that would be sweet.
 
im assuming thats because you dont live in australia. Think of it like a deer jumping out infront of you, wouldnt that suck?
 
yea man it aint as cool as you think. cleaning up roo guts sucks cause its stinks and is just plain nasty plus its scary as shit when ur crusing at night chilling out and a big ass 150kg roo pops up in ur lights. yea awesome fun eh.
 
yeah a deer would suck thats becuase deer just suck in general, but dude think about how tripy it would be to hit a kagaroo shitt
 
so i was driving the other night and jon olsson jumped out in front of my van doing some kind of double flip. now i have a bloody mess on my windshield. it sucks!
 
my friend hit a deer the other week, he was pissed.

somehow it only fucked up his car very little. Just the way the deer was hit I guess.
 
yea we have deer, you dont hit them much, at least i havnt ever heard of hitting one, but the kangaroos are stupid they will run or bounce i guess towards light so out bush when your the only source of light for 20km they will bounce towards you.....when your going at 100km/h plus.

 
when i was in australie i ate some roo steaks.. fuck, one of the best meals ive ever had
 
why not there are more kangaroos than people in australia and the meat is fucking awesome the best meat ever so tender and how could you not want to eat

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