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goatman

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I thought it might be kinda cool to start a list all the stuff I've broken over the years. Ski equipment and body parts. I want to hear from all you out there who are breaking stuff.

Busted/messed up skis:

K2 X-15s (busted in half)

Rossi Pow Airs x2 (these skis sucked)

K2 Public Enemys (lost a rivet and base delammed on the tip)

Old school Kastles (blew out the sidewall, missing parts of the edges)

K2 Ak Enemy's (bent one between the binding and tip, still ride them though)

Other gear:

Busted like 15 pairs of poles including a pair of those graphite poles (warning they explode when they break)

Marker bindings with the selective control, they wouldn't hold me in anymore.

2 brakes on the Look Pivots.

Worn out a couple pairs of boots and gloves

Body damage:

I've been pretty lucky here

Concussion x3 confermed anyways

sprained thumbs numerous times

chipped teeth

shin bang every year

dislocated shoulder

I think thats it...How bout you?

 
i smell bullshit

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
chipped heal

chipped ankle

broken collerbone

cracked sternum

broken toe

shing baaaaaaang

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i usually just fall on my face and esplode

-Logan

Get pissed. DESTROY -Seth

You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome -Seth

everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey -ATLANTASKI

dude you have no steeze you fag -THallarmadaK269steeze420

[ NWFT | ESE TAKEOVER ]
 
2 pair of poles in one day. broke my thumb and cracked a pair of goggles

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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...

The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.

 
for skis

rossi my first pair i did tricks on i cant remeber the name

rossi freeze beez

rossi pow air pros

For equipment

a pair of nordica boots

numerous pairs of poles

a pair of spy goggles

ripped a pair of sno pants

and a few pair of gloves

For body parts

broken and dislocated collar bone (that was bikin though (i let it heal for a couple of week)

a srained right ankle (i missed a comp that night and stuck to the 20 foot tables for a week)

shin bang alot (just ride through it)

bruised ribs too many times to count but only twice was from skiin

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!!

807 Army 4life
 
poles, and a pair of boots the heel riped out of them

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'

acholcol makes me its bitch
 
*ski gear

old fischers in half(i was 10 skiing in the bumps)

lots and lots of poles

rossi viper shitter skis are almost unrideable

*body parts

both feet numerous times

both wrists numerous times

hand

lots of sprained wrists

lots of sprained ankles

finger

maybe some other stuff i cant remember

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line skis- because skiing needs a future

 
let me see...

ski equipment

dynastar concept

dynastar candide

rossi pow air

rossi scratches

volkl v

volkl v-pro

line 1260

line skogen

numerous pairs of poles

marker freesomething bindings

ripped a lot of gloves

as for body parts, i've just hurt my thumb alot by falling in an icy pipe, and falling over because i buttered to hard, no broken bones(knock on wood)

Jeff

Poniverus
 
Broke two pairs of seth pistols, my enemys arealmost unridable, two pairs of poles. This year was kinda lame like that.

MHmh
 
Equipment: Atomic Powercarve

Atomic bindings

Line Skogens (2 pairs)

Marker bindings

2 pairs of poles

Body:

Dislocated shoulder + surgery

Separated shoulder

2 concussions

dislocated thumb (it was gross)

split knee

Q: How many NS.com members does it take to answer a simple question?

A: 10. One to answer, three to say 'How fucking stupid are you?', three to say 'This has already been asked a thousand times', and three to say 'Who the fuck cares anyway?'
 
Body

Broke my binding 5 times in one year

2 skis gone cuse of edges

2 poles

Never hurt my self that bad.

Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.

Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Chris Knight : Not right now.

Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
 
one pair of goggles, shin bang and a bent pole after it slammed into my throat and almost killed me...

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
here we go:

broken ankle

broken wrist

broken humorous (surgery = 2 bolts in my shoulder)

broken ribs

torn ligaments (shoulder)

torn rotator cuff

cuntusion in my knee (current)

broken thumb

broken collar bone (current)

numerous fingers and toes

and somehing like 11 concussions (8 from riding) - and before you call me stupid and tell me to wear a helmet, i had one on for 5 of those.

plus some others im not thinking of, and some equipment im too lazy to list.

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ya, and i have special secret speed steeze
 
broken ski stuff:

ripped edge out of teneighties

snapped pocket rockets in half

broken marker bindings

broken ski pole

one broken helmet

snapped my studded leather belt (so hot right now) in half. right through the leather. That was the same hit that broke my leg.

also,

mild concussion

broke my thumb 3 times

bit through my tongue

dislocated shoulder twice

compressed vertebrae that left me with scoleosis (sp?)

my level of radness... it just can't... be quantified.
 
delamed ski

2 broken brakes

2 broken bindings

chips and shit

2 broekn poles

3 busted boot buckles

i rip or tear every single ski clothing i own

concusion

sprained foot

broken hip

internal bleeding

many sprained wrists

broken finger

XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx

my idea is for everyone to just go fucking ballistic about it and make an online petition somewhere and tell friends, family, animals, strangers, niggers, jews, etc. to sign the petition

-newskool450
 
damn snowchick! This girl charges!

Q: How many NS.com members does it take to answer a simple question?

A: 10. One to answer, three to say 'How fucking stupid are you?', three to say 'This has already been asked a thousand times', and three to say 'Who the fuck cares anyway?'
 
rossi free zb3s

volkl expressions

rossi axium bindings three times

smith pole

smith goggle

and a concussion.

not too bad...

'There should be an International ''Slash Your Neighbors SUV Tires'' Day' -con_cept
 
3 or 4 concussions, can't remember anymore, and tore some bindings out of some shitty skis.

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''I'd rather die in flaming glory than live a life of mediocrity.''

-Mark Hoppus
 
i blew open my ballsack and had it stiched up..

yup,, on a baby rail when i was learning...... broke 1 pair of poles.. break my cantin adjustment screws on my technicas on a constatn basis... my sholder pops in and out of socket, buts thats not really a problem

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You only ski for fun because you suck balls.. thanks hoodrat!
 
ah yes, and my latest ski injury, freshly healed, was a cut on my sack. damn.

'There should be an International ''Slash Your Neighbors SUV Tires'' Day' -con_cept
 
cracked edges on skis, no biggy tho. um, broken a pole. tons of shin back and random bruises, and a cracked a rib, and then tore the muscle tissue near it, hurts like a bitch, and I tend to bruise ribs alot

yay skiing

 
ripped an edge out of my old scratch fs and been thru several pairs of pants and gloves.

RePiN 4 NZ WoRlD WiDe
 
ross pow air pros are sick skis i don't know what you are talking about. they beat the shit out of the noodly scratches.

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'becuz atomick gives him more sstickerz so he is more spansczord'

-YAMATOM9 on why Mikael Deschaneux would go to Atomic
 
ski injuries:

cracked ribs (Medics thought it was back---ambulance ride!)

cracked femur--- healed after 3 or 4 weeks.

From the desk of Mr. S.S. Jibber

 
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