Daily routine

-wake the fak up at 6:00

-take showah

-eat breakfast

-dress

-take bus

-goto class

-eat lunch

-fuck bitches

-take bus

arrive home

-take dump

-get undressed

-get in shorts and wutang hoodie

-loaf on NSG and liveleak and casual youriding freeski2

-do homework

-supper

more homework

-goto bed at 10:30

-watch CTFXC and BFVSGF

-Pass the fuck out

REPEAT
 
Wake up at 5:30 - Scratch balls, see if girlfriend awake -hopefully DTF.

Piss.

Cook bacon, eggs and mushrooms.

Eat breakfast, mixed with petty idle chat(still half asleep).

Shit.

Shower.

Dress.

Drive to work - Get there at 6:15.

6:15-12:00 - Work, browse internet, talk shit, take a few breaks, get shit done, rip shit up.

12:00-1:00 Send minion to get me lunch; eat lunch, talk shit with fellow coworkers.

1:00-8:00 - Work, browse internet, talk shit, take a few breaks, get shit done, rip shit up.

Drive home

Reheat dinner; eat dinner.

Watch TV, browse internet, talk shit.

Depending on circumstances -fuck girlfriend.

11:30 - In bed.

 
Wake up 7:00

Jump in shower

Brush teeth and mouthwash

Get dressed

Have some mini muffins and iced tea

Leave the house 7:25

Hit up dunkies grab an iced tea

Get to school at 7:45

Talk shit to kids in library

Do hw

Start class at 8:25

12:25 lunch

2:25 end school

Workout till 4:15

Get home

Take shower

Eat dinner

Go on NS

Watch videos

Go to Facebook and email

Get some he stated at 10:20

Go to bed 11:30

Start shit over again
 
This winter it was;

-Wake up at 6

-Shower

-Drive to bus stop, get coffee

-Bus to Village

-Work 7:45 Till 12:30

-Ski Break

-Get lunch, Head back to work

-Work Till 5

-Get $1 Shifty drink

-Bus home

-Make dinner

-Watch Tv/Internet

-In bed by 11-Midnight

Now since the resort started my days have consisted of:

-Wake up whenever

-If it snowed, go hike and ski something, if not then,

-Make Coffee and some food

-Sit on internet

-Shower, eventually

-Tune/Mount skis for my friends/roommates

-Go Skate

-Dinner and beers

My life is entirely too difficult.
 
I woke up around 10 o'clock in the mornin

I gave myself a strech up, a mornin yawn and

went to the bathroom to wash up

I threw some soap on my face and put my hands up on a cup

and said um "Mirror mirror, on, the wall

Who is the top Dogg of them all?"

There was a rubble dubble, five minutes it lasted

The mirror said, "You are you conceited bastard"

Well that's true, that's why we never have no beef

So I slipped off my khakis and my gold leaf

Used Oil of Olay, cuz my skin gets pale

And then I got the file, for my fingernails

I'm true to the style on my behalf

I put some bubbles in the tub so I can take a bubble bath

Clean, dry, was my body and hair

I threw on my brand new Doggy underwear

for all the bitches I might take home

I got the Johnson baby powder and Cool Water cologne

Now I'm fresh, dressed, like a million bucks

Threw on my white sox, with my all blue chucks

Stepped out the house, stopped short, oh no

I went back in, I forgot my indo

Then I dilly (dally) I ran through an (alley)

I bumped into this smoker named (Sally) from the (Valley)

This was a girl playin hard to get

So I said "What's wrong?" cuz she looked upset

She said um

It's all because of you, i'm feelin said and blue

You went away, now my life is filled with rainy days

I love you so, how much you'll never know

Cause you took your dope away from me

A-huh, a-huh, ahuh

Damn, now what was I to do

She's cryin over me and she was feelin blue

I said, "Um, don't cry, dry your eye

And here comes your mother with those two little guys"

Her mean mother steps then says to me "Hi!!"

Decked Sally in the face and punched her in the eye

Punched her in the belly and stepped on her feet

Slammed the child on the hard concrete

The bitch was strong, the kids was gone

Somethin was wrong I said, "What was goin on?"

I tried to break up, I said, "Stop it, just leave her!"

She said, "If I can't smoke none, she can't either!"

She grabbed my closely by my socks

So I broke the hell out, and I grabbed my sack of rocks

But um, they gave chase, they caught up quick

They started cryin on my shoes and grabbin my dick

and sayin....

Why don't you give me a play

So we can brake it down the Long Beach way

And if you give me that okay

I'll give you all my love today

Doggy, Doggy, Doggy, can't you see

Somehow your words just hypnotize me

And I just love your jazzy ways

Doggy Dogg, your love is here to stay

And on and on and on she kept goin

The bitch been around before my mother's born!

I said, "Cheer up!" so I gave her a hit

I said, "You can't have me, I'm too young for you bitch!"

She said, "No you're not," then she starts cryin

I says I'm nineteen, she says, "Stop lyin!"

I says, "I am, go ask my mother

And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover"

 
Pour up (drank, drank), head shot (drank, drank)

Sit down (drank, drank), stand up (drank, drank)

Pass out (drank, drank), wake up (drank, drank)

Faded (drank, drank), faded (drank, drank)

repeat

 
Today: up at 7, shower. Exam at 730. Breakfast at 10, 10. Study. Class at 1230-230. Study, quiz at 3, class Til 5. Class 5-6. Been studyin since. Leave by 12. Fuck
 
Changes based on the day of the week but heres a general idea

Wake up (7:30)

Shower

Grab breakfast

Return to room, stretch

Go to classes

Eat lunch

More classes

Out of classes at 3:20 usually

Go to the gym, lift and stationary bike

Kick a soccer ball around, do some sprints

Shower

Eat dinner

Do homework

Stretch

Ab workout (sometimes)

Shower (depending on if I did abs)

Sleep at around 11:30

Summer is way better

Wake up (6:30)

Shower

Stretch

Breakfast

Work 7-3 or 7-4 or 8-4

Drive home

BEACH..... but if not.....

Swim a quarter mile in the pool or bike 30 miles on the local bike trails

Trampoline until I can't stand up anymore

Return from beach if I went

Shower (optional, its summer)

Make dinner

NS, Xbox, TV and drinks with my brother

In bed around 12:30

 
i'll post my wednesday routine since it is awful

wake up at 5:40

chug a liter of water and force down a clif bar

run to the boathouse

practice from 6:15-8:30

run to breakfast

shower

class from 10-1

lunch

run back to the boathouse

practice until 6 or so

run to dinner

shower

lie motionless in bed watching netflix/do homework
 
wake up some time around noonsit on the computer in basement

go on trampoline if its not raining out

go to school 3-5 on M/W, 5:30-7:30 on T, 3-7:30 on Th

come home from school

sit on the computer in basement

go to bed around 3
 
My weekends suck more than the week days.

Wake up at 4:30

Work 5:00-2:00pm

Hang with friends and Xbox/Internet till 9:00-ish

Bed

Repeat

 
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