DAD GIFTS

Sneaky_Aziz

Sneaky_Aziz

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What are we getting our dads for Christmas?

I am thinking of this nifty drinking accessory, THE WHISKEY WEDGE.

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No one needs or wants that. It's tacky and weird and complicates the drinking process. Want to get him something he would really like? Talk to your mom's hottest friend and arrange a threesome with her and your mom for your dad. He will think it is the greatest gift ever and will respect you for the rest of your life. Plus, it won't cost you anything.
 
13256485:iFlip said:
No one needs or wants that. It's tacky and weird and complicates the drinking process. Want to get him something he would really like? Talk to your mom's hottest friend and arrange a threesome with her and your mom for your dad. He will think it is the greatest gift ever and will respect you for the rest of your life. Plus, it won't cost you anything.
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OR

Bang your mom's hottest friend, and then buy your alcoholic father the stupid shot glass anyways.
 
topic:Sneaky_Aziz said:
What are we getting our dads for Christmas?

I am thinking of this nifty drinking accessory, THE WHISKEY WEDGE.
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Or you should give him something he really wants, a son that doesn't constantly disappoint him.
 
Do not get your dad that. Seriously.

If anything, get your dad a good bottle of whiskey. Not something to make stupid fucking ice cubes.
 
I got my dad a scotch of the month club membership and a kilt with our clan's tartan.

He's going to be such a happy scotsman.
 
13256512:yelsel said:
Do not get your dad that. Seriously.

If anything, get your dad a good bottle of whiskey. Not something to make stupid fucking ice cubes.
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I agree. That's one of those things that you get, you open it, and suddenly it dawns on you that you are now having to read an instruction manual to have a scotch on the rocks. You have a WTF moment, but, because your kid gave it to you, you stick it in the freezer. You take it out once and use it, just so they can say they saw you enjoying a drink with it. You fill it up again, stick it in the freezer, and 3 years later you discover it behind a freezer burned roast while you are cleaning out the freezer. You take it out, set it on your desk and it eventually becomes a unique paperclip holder.

OP, buy your dad something he might actually enjoy. If you are trying to keep it below $15 ( you cheap bastard ), I would recommend this or $10.36 on Amazon:

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This way he can at least respond appropriately at your future gifts.
 
Man you guys are brutal, haha

Coolmaterial.com has a lot of generic gifts that seem kind of neat but you should gift your dad based on his interests
 
I got my dad this because I'm awesome and so is he.

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AND a gift basket with three bottles of wine, chocolates, cheese, crackers, etc.
 
The struggle for me is that my dad just ends up buying all gift ideas for himself before Christmas because, usually what he wants, is really what he needs. I will probably end up getting him some cycling stuff or skiing related equipment, buying something at Cabelas is always a safe bet too.
 
13256597:gnarballsianm said:
The struggle for me is that my dad just ends up buying all gift ideas for himself before Christmas because, usually what he wants, is really what he needs. I will probably end up getting him some cycling stuff or skiing related equipment, buying something at Cabelas is always a safe bet too.
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That's why gift cards are always a win.
 
Probably gonna get him some ski stuff cause my dad is super cool and skis. He's a racer but still cool.
 
13256620:Mr.Huck said:
That's why gift cards are always a win.
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Your parents must be poor as piss if a gift card is actually a good gift for them.

Let's be honest here, nobody would be disappointed with a pocket pussy. The only question is if you have the balls to get him one.
 
if he's into skiing, then buy him a skiing movie from "his time" back in the day that he might have seen
 
if he's into skiing, then buy him a skiing movie from "his time" back in the day that he might have seen
 
13256570:Mr.Huck said:
I agree. That's one of those things that you get, you open it, and suddenly it dawns on you that you are now having to read an instruction manual to have a scotch on the rocks. You have a WTF moment, but, because your kid gave it to you, you stick it in the freezer. You take it out once and use it, just so they can say they saw you enjoying a drink with it. You fill it up again, stick it in the freezer, and 3 years later you discover it behind a freezer burned roast while you are cleaning out the freezer. You take it out, set it on your desk and it eventually becomes a unique paperclip holder.

OP, buy your dad something he might actually enjoy. If you are trying to keep it below $15 ( you cheap bastard ), I would recommend this or $10.36 on Amazon:

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This way he can at least respond appropriately at your future gifts.
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This post is a roast like nothing ive ever seen before
 
13257263:James.May said:
Yes thankyou! my dad just got the new ipad too!
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yeah who knew i would drop $100 on two ipad cases.. they were 15% off too.

Good thang my parents are G's and deserve it for raising my ass.
 
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