Dad caught me tokin

[TheFlyingHonky]

im 14 almost 15 and my dad who smokes a ton of weed and has done it since my age walked in on me smoking should i be worried? i havent heard from him since

 

[Big_Spence]

he's just getting his belt.

get ready to bend the fuck over.

 

[Jwalk]

Hide, call child services!

 

[theabortionator]

 

[meth_time]

see how many rolls of pennys you can eat.

 

[TheFlyingHonky]

haha you guys can go fuck yourselves

 

[pelle_munch]

my dad would probably be like, whatever, i did it too

 

[ScuffDUFF]

at least you can smoke weed. I had to quit 2 days ago for a hair follicle test i have in a couple months. Its fucking hard and all i can think about is a nice big bowl of bomb tree. But everyone gets caught. its not a big deal. Just say whatever they want to hear and smile...

 

[TheFlyingHonky]

i think he will be like that too

 

[TheFlyingHonky]

thanks bro

 

[hundreds]

Your dad loves you so much why would you want to kill your self with an illegal and highly dangerous substance such as marijuana. Grow up man he just doesn't want you to become addicted to drugs like he did.

 

[meth_time]

lol

 

[rickroller]

hes going to pee in your butt

 

[Balto]

hahahahahahahahahaha

 

[pelle_munch]

wait, where's the door?

 

[BerkeleyD]

roll a cross joint, when he walks in your room throw it at him and hit him in his eye, while he is momentarily stunned use hugo's gigas breaker from street fighter 3, this should KO him, or at least incapacitate him long enough for you to draw dicks on his face and dig a tunnel to freedom.

 

[theabortionator]

Jesus, is this your mom?

 

[NWPA]

 

[ScuffDUFF]

hahaha no im about to graduate a tech school for instrumentation and alot of oil refinery and pharmceutical manufacturures do hair follicle test when hiring. I would never let my mom give me a piss test let alone a hair follicle test.

 

[Zent33zy]

 

[theabortionator]

What if you shave your dome? Follicle test sounds a little harsh i thought piss tests were rough.

 

[NWPA]

ya dude follicle tests fuck your hair up for a long time

 

[theabortionator]

? Don't they just sample a piece of hair for drugs which basically shows everything you've done since that hairs has been growing?

I guarantee my hair tells one crazy fucked up story.

 

[ScuffDUFF]

you grow hair other places then your head. You could go in there after a full body wax but im sure they would be like " well this guy is obviously on drugs" and probably wouldnt even consider hiring. And whoever said that it fucks your hair up.......nahhhh. Its just one hair, not like your entire head.

 

[Schlop]

I had some long ass hair, just got it shaved off after years and years. if hair could talk..

 

[theabortionator]

Yeah I know, but like shave your head then keep your hair short. So it's the length people would wear it but not loaded with marijuana

 

[alpine_pow]

you, my good sir, have for some reason caused me to undergo a great deal of lolz.for thank, i thank you.+k

 

[BerkeleyD]

 

[killa_cam]

drop acid with your dad

 

[EH_DUBS]

shampoo for the hair thing. not ordinary shampoo. you can get some special stuff that cleans it.

length of hair dosent matter they test the root.

 

[ScuffDUFF]

Ya i duno. Some dudes in the class above me got some of that shampoo and 2 of the 3 still failed it. If you know some shit that i dont....then please, tell me.

 

[wambat]

this.
no, seriously. dropping acid is the best idea in the entire world for anyone. i realize this post will probably be deleted, but i wish we could have a real conversation about LSD. if everyone in the world dropped acid and smoked weed- at least once- the world would be a far more peaceful place, I'm sure of that.

 

[huge-go]

I don't think you can just "clean" your hair of it, because I don't think it's just that your hair is "dirty" with weed. Don't hold me to this, but I'm pretty sure they test for the presence of something chemically that wouldn't be there if you didn't smoke.

 

[theabortionator]

We actually had a whole thread on acid. It's not for everyone though. But for most people it can be an amazing life changing experience. The perspective you gain from it is amazing. If you use the drug properly and get clean crystal it's well worth it

 

[Shredneck]

Jesse James would hit it, would you?

 

[Bukkakeskitrip]

tell him hes a hypocrit if he tells you off.

 

[EH_DUBS]

meh i've heard mixed stuff about this shampoo. it's like 60 bucks a bottle but supposedly it cleans your roots which is where they test for it, or does something to make the test unconclusive.

but do your research, i haven't done much.

 

[jason...]

I agree with this.

 

[deleted5]

you know that shit stays in there for up to 6 months right

 

[Cthulhu]

my dad is like the cop from duece biggalo, european giggalo, he would just tell me my joint was roled too loose and he'll roll the next one

 

[Big_Spence]

for the most part, i agree.

 

[EvanMeyer]

100% agree with that statement LSD is a life changing drug but its all in a positive way was for me atleast everytime you trip you change just a little bit people just need to take it to realize whats actually going on and explore their own mind. I tripped alone for the first time not to long ago and it was amazing I got to think about my life as a whole and just really find out whats going on in my mind id suggest it to anyone who loves to trip but hasnt tripped alone yet........also have a cut of some bomb and a box of swishers

 

[SketchySwiss]

ahahaha this is out of control.

 

[no_steeze]

hahahahahahahahahahha i'm thomas i overreact because i love weed so much

 

[ScuffDUFF]

It can go back alot further then that, but for jobs they are only aloud to look back 90 days.

 

[Kirsakid]

get ready for this

 

[Bryan*]

work?

 

[Bryan*]

^fail...

 

[NWPA]

 

[Proze]

I cant agree acid is reaaallllly not meant to be ingested by some people. But i mean ill eat some with you haha