Cyber sex thread

[comeatmebro]

iiiiytsdiana: "hii can i orderr a combo pizza

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: sure what size?

[/b][/u][/i]iiiiytsdiana: meduim

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: is hand tossed okay?

[/b][/u][/i]iiiiytsdiana: mhmm

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: okay that will be 13.96 would you like us to deliver?

[/b][/u][/i]iiiiytsdiana: mhmm please.

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: okay our delivery girl will be over shortly

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: *i ring the door bell*

[/b][/u][/i]iiiiytsdiana: kay

[/b][/u][/i]iiiiytsdiana: *opesn the door*

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: hi did you order a medium hand tossed combo pizza for 13.96?

[/b][/u][/i]iiiiytsdiana: mhmmm.

[/b][/u][/i]iiiiytsdiana: hands a 20$ bill

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: can i keep the change for a little something?

[/b][/u][/i]iiiiytsdiana: mhmm =] *smile

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: k can i come in?

[/b][/u][/i]iiiiytsdiana: suree.

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: wow this is a nice couch

[/b][/u][/i]iiiiytsdiana: mhmm.

[/b][/u][/i]iiiiytsdiana: want some

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: sure

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: do you mind if i take off my pants?

[/b][/u][/i]iiiiytsdiana: ummm kay.

[/b][/u][/i]iiiiytsdiana: is this yer last delievery?

[/b][/u][/i]iiiiytsdiana:

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: sure is

[/b][/u][/i]iiiiytsdiana: oh i c.

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: k as im taking off my pants i fall and cant get up

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: help

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: my boob fell out of my shirt

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: help im on the ground

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: HELP!!!

[/b][/u][/i]iiiiytsdiana: kayy

[/b][/u][/i]iiiiytsdiana: walks over & helps you

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: thanks how can i repay you for saving my life?

[/b][/u][/i]iiiiytsdiana: anything =]

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: okay i take off my clothes

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: ....

[/b][/u][/i]iiiiytsdiana: im like eatin messy

[/b][/u][/i]iiiiytsdiana: i drip sauce on my boobs

[/b][/u][/i]iiiiytsdiana: & the sauce went on my clit area

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: man that sucks

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: i get you a paper towel

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: you use it

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: i then pull out my tide to go and fix your shirt stain

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: ....

[/b][/u][/i]iiiiytsdiana: tehhe thanks

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: sure

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: i rip off your shirt for no reason

[/b][/u][/i]iiiiytsdiana: i keeep eating & lookin at you

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: i dont like to be stared at. i decide to punch you in the face knocking you unconcious

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: i now rip off your pants and your dog licks your vagina

[/b][/u][/i]iiiiytsdiana: owwieee.

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: you have an orgasm from fido and are still unconcious

[/b][/u][/i]iiiiytsdiana: mhmm

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: i then shove my huge penis in the pizza it feels great

[/b][/u][/i]iiiiytsdiana: penis?

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: oh wait dildo not penis

[/b][/u][/i]iiiiytsdiana: ahha i c

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: yeah

[/b][/u][/i]iiiiytsdiana: & than i wake uppp

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: i realize and pull out my 9. nigga i kill you!!! i shoot you until you die

[/b][/u][/i]iiiiytsdiana: ooh kay.

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: you cant talk your dead

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: stupid

[/b][/u][/i]iiiiytsdiana: lmfao.

[/b][/u][/i]iiiiytsdiana: srry

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: CANT talk

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: now fido eats you

[/b][/u][/i]jesssicaaa900: it sucks to be you

 

[comeatmebro]

i forgot the one thread name so yeah....

 

[honeydip]

hahahahahahaha "then i pull out my 9 and ni**a i kill u" lolz

 

[TheMoostafian]

pretty funny.....but not as good as the originals

 

[Craigskis]

That was just plan retarded.

 

[chickenwang]

the other thread is i put on my robe and wizard hat

 

[Jwenz]

That was frigggin helarryus..you cant talk your dead...stop talking!!

 

[artfullydodged]

bahahahhahaha

 

[bangarangmules]

ahahaha

 

[Edward.]

HAHAHHHAHAHAha

 

[Canuker]

hahahahahahahahahaha lmao ahahahah

can someone post the origional thread, ive never seen it but this was pretty funny so can someone find it??

lol

 

[Canuker]

never mind

http://dk-net.com/users/kevin/cybersex.html

" Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands." HAHAHAHAHA

 

[zanderd]

I take off my robe and wizard cap

 

[Lateralis]

when i was 13 i was on msn cartoon chat and i ended up on a lesbian chat line. so i found a pic of a chick on the net and said it was me so i was sending it to chicks and they were sayin i was hot and all that jazz. i end up talking with this one chick who asks me to send a pic so i do and she goes crazy. i ask for her to send me a pic and she does and when i opened it, it was a guy. a fat ugly mother fucker who was scammin in a lesbian chat just as i was doing. i got out of the chat right then and there but somehow this fucker added me on icq, got all this information and kept sending me messages saying he loved me and that i was the most beautiful woman he has ever seen and he wanted to spend the rest of his life with me. i told him i was a guy but he didnt want to believe it. after that i told my mom we should switch internet providers and we did. this was 10 years ago and i am still predator free.

 

[comeatmebro]

wizard hat, not cap noobulator

and to lat-hahahahahhaha

 

[Craigskis]

Don't You mean you are still a predator!

 

[Bumbleton]

I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong

HAHSHA

 

[thenakedcellist]

hahaha i lauged my ass off

 

[*Four*Zero*Six*]

yea that was funny shit!

 

[Shorton]

agreed

 

[TheButterHashira]

dislexic? best thread ever

 

[duckets.]

lol

 

[*DwC*]

"jesssicaaa900: do you mind if i take off my pants?" haha