Cut Hair, FOR SOMETHING

123ski

123ski

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My mom is trying to bribe me to cut my hair, she says if I cut it I can take her car up skiing and she will buy me a snowskate, do you think that this is worth it?

 
No.

Stay strong. If you give in, she'll know that she can just buy you.

But if you got no other ride, then yeah. Chop it.

Drunk, hooked on crack, lying in the gutter curled around my skis in the fetal position wearing nothing but the head of a chicken suit.

Damn I hate fall.
 
heh my mom tries to do that to me all he time. It used to be more like 'jon your not going skiing if you dont cut your damn hair', but eventually after not listening to her, she just got used to it. dont do it man.

Prime founder and leader of the Eat your Carrots religious group. The snow god likes when you eat carrots.
 
hey, if you think that your hair is only worth a snowdeck and usage of a car, then chop it off. But, if you have totally wicked hair, maybe it's worth more than a deck and a ride~maybe your hair is awesome and you could become a hair model or something....or not ;P

 
dude i had to cut my hair when i went back to work at the mountain...they like people to look presentable 'round there...i had such a big ass fro going to...it was great...but dude i am now regreting it...only my boyz really enjoyed the fro...my girl hated it...my mom hated it...but it is now back in the process of froing...DONT EVER CUT YOUR HAIR...espically if someone is serious about you getting rid of it...FIGHT THE POWER...

you know that i saw this man sitting on the corner and then i turned and hit by a truck a possum was when the racoon said to me the zebra and elephant where hitting the bong while the cow and deer where doing blow but then it occured to me that drew was gone

late,

fish
 
my mom does the same thing she bought me a snowskate for cutting my hair i just trimmed it though dont give in its not worth it keep your long hair. long hairs tha shat

 
it all depends on whether or not you're getting laid because of your hair

I just don't have the same passion for delivering mail as I do for making and delivering tacos.
 
hahah, my mom is always ridin me to cut my hair. I totally have a hippy thing going. Last week she told me i HAD to cut it so i don't look 'freaky' at christmas dinner. So, i stopped shaving. That'll learn her, now i have crazy hippy hair AND a burly ultra skid beard.

later

 
haha yeah, I got Tanner Hall hair and am growing it over the summer so by Feburary I'll have the phattest damn hair you ever see, hasn't been cut since June, haha, excellent. But yeah, my mom is always on at me to get the chop too. ah well, ain't gonna happen until she bribes me.

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

 
yea man my entire family is bugging me to cut it ... but am i ??? NO @!!!!! now when i say that im gonna grow a mullet and have it all sweet and what not like jf's .... a lot of people are either hell yes you should do it or they are like fuck no ! if you do it youll look so disgusting.... my g/f is on the dont do it ... it wont look that good side so yea im still deciding whether to just keep it long and all shaggy like or get a real mullet.... the choice is still debatable

 
Just remember, that the longer the hair gets, the bigger the bribe becomes. So the longer you hold out, the more you will get. I'm at around 6 months right now, but I'm going to wait to cut until my parents say they will pay for ALL of ski camp this year. :)

Plus the fact that I'm getting big fatty dreads... hehe.

~~~Phunkin' Phatt Crazed Postin' Phreerider Bro!~~~
 
i chopped my hair saturday. i did it for the chicks

-Pat-

'if my penis was bigger i would consider going into pornography'-jf
 
same here... the only good reason to cut hair is for the chicks... or a pair of skis...

President of the crazed posting brother of NS.com

I'm feeling greeaaaattt!!!!

 
i would never cut my hair for no beyotch...if she doesnt like you because of your hair then fuck her...and if you do cut your hair what will it be next...think about it...

you know that i saw this man sitting on the corner and then i turned and hit by a truck a possum was when the racoon said to me the zebra and elephant where hitting the bong while the cow and deer where doing blow but then it occured to me that drew was gone

late,

fish
 
What the fuck are you guys smoking? Hair is hair, i'd chop of my left hand for a car.

Surpass your expectations with my lyrical fluctuations, I'm a lyrical continent so don't compare me to those little nations that rock it on top 40 stations. I keep my 40 stationed by my side, you bitches want some beef then open wide, so keep it shut, I'll keep it clean... - An Excerpt from my latest rhyme.
 
i know what i am smokin'...cant vouch for anyone else...its the principle of the whole thing...

you know that i saw this man sitting on the corner and then i turned and hit by a truck a possum was when the racoon said to me the zebra and elephant where hitting the bong while the cow and deer where doing blow but then it occured to me that drew was gone

late,

fish
 
well i dont get a car, she will only let me drive hers, I dont think the bribes will get bigger, just the punishments and restrictions!

 
haha, yeah guess so, ah well. I wouldn't chop off my hand, that'd suck, then I'd have no hand and couldn't do grabs and stuff.

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

 
this works everytime, whenever my mom tells me to get my hair cut all i have to do is be like, 'ok where are the scissors?' This freaks her out and she changes her mind cuz she knows ill look like more of a freak when i cut it myself.

-=member of the crazed posting bros=-

'I would not feel so all alone, everybody must get stoned'

-Bob Dylan
 
what the fuck is this shit with your mom wanting to cut your hair. shes not wearing it. my mom thinks its cool. and really doesnt care becasue she thinks its a fad im going through. but really mine is all long and shaggy and getting dyed white and blue

::|my signature|::
 
man keep the hair. hair is everything. if u have hair u got respect. i mean really, would goin up for a d-spin mute grab over a huge gap be the same without the hair blowing in the wind? i dont think so. fuck the government. fight the power. get urself there any way possible. a ride's not worth the respect you get with the hair. as for the snowskate, you can find other ways of gettin it.

 
WORD!!! Fight the power!! yeah, and you're right about the d-spin and the hair, total phattness. PhattBevan would look damn ugly going for a huge ass trick with his baldness, ah well.

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

 
Yah dude don't cave in. Well maybe if she offers you like a car, ski camp payments, or some other good shit. But don't cave. And as for punishments.....just point out that she is infringing on your basic human rights....hehehe that'll fix her.

Peace,

Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***

PhattTim: haha, computer got nutted by da gorilla on crack

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

 
i love my hair. so should everyone with long or shaggy hair..... the ladies accually like it tho, i dunno what u guys are talking about when u say they don't. stay strong.

~Chris

Funny how massive corporations and media giants like NBC refuse to support new skiing events like big air and big mountian, yet they use the latter's image to enhance their own. Actually, not so funny. Suck it, NBC.
 
ya totally the chicks dig the shaggy hair

-=member of the crazed posting bros=-

'I would not feel so all alone, everybody must get stoned'

-Bob Dylan
 
I've been debating whether to cut my hair. on one hand, I'm lazy and I don't wanna go over to supercuts and fork over $12 that could pay for a lot of food and other stuff. on the other hand, short hair is easy to manage and you don't need to worry about it. but my helmet gets tighter and tighter the more my hair grows. so I dunno. I think I'll get one when I'm home over break and I can get my parents to pay for it.

'Oh man I'm so glad you guys rescued me! I'm so thirsty!!! You guys got any booze?' - Saucerboy
 
haha if my parent would pay then I'd probably get it coz they never pay for stuff anymore. It was cool when I was like 8 coz they paid for everything and we'd take 3 weeks off school on skiing missions all the time. ahhh well, I wish i was still 8, I had a mullet then too.

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

 
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