Curtis (thejackal) scares off police

[BASS_PRO_SHOP]

word on the street is that a party got busted up and while every lil bitch ran, curtis stayed because quote, "... fuck the po i can deal with em." police showed up, tried slapping a court date in his face and the orange ninja slapped them back with a fuck you, ill leave clean. upon hearing this the fuzz dropped charges and dipped. true story.

 

[reverendwrong]

cool story hansel

 

[thejackal1177]

ha its true they gave me a date and then i called them up baked as fuck one night and told them i was pleading not guilty and gettinn a lawyer to take there ass down, and i just got a letter in the mail saying they will not be prosecuteing the matter haha. fucking po gotta be ready to step!

 

[duckets.]

sweeeet story.... wanna elaborate?

 

[thejackal1177]

willing to scan letter if needs be

 

[BootySpunk.]

Pics or it didnt happen

 

[thejackal1177]

alright, FULL STORY

senior party it was really late like 4 shit was getting pretty beat but i was still bustin out the brews and the cops rolled in all in charge acting like assholes and alotta kids run, but the fire was pretty, and i hear the cops are softy's at this location and figured they wouldnt be to much trouble. They took me cuffed me up cuz i said i was drunk bitches woudlnt let me get my shoes or anything they were dicks. Went to the car for a bit and they summond me to court on aug 5th, day after my birthday(what ass's). so no biggie got a sober ride home, then a few nights later i had the cops card and i called him up real baked and told him i wasnt drunk and was pleading not guilty and that my dad had a lawyer lined up and everything and was just like see you at court and peaced. Then i got a letter today (did the call last weekend) the letter said they wont be prosecuteing me hahaaha.

 

[thejackal1177]

not a problem give me a min

 

[VT_scratch]

haha thats sick man you must be pumped.

 

[SirFryanator]

dammmn mr. jackal, keep yo pimp hand strong

that was actually pretty dope, nice job calling up that cop stoned...props.

 

[iluvBread]

ninthward gettin her done...thats sick dude!!

 

[ThaLetterM.]

you probably threatened to bring mik d to court and the cop was like fuck that i dont wanna die drop the charges

 

[thejackal1177]

 

[BootySpunk.]

+karma for pics and fucking dope as hell haha thats soo sick

 

[BMB]

legendary.

 

[seanyJ]

dont fuck with curtis.

 

[TerminatorX]

so dope, but it doesn't even surprise me because curt is baller and with a little weed, he can do anything.

 

[Big--Ben]

definitely raises your thug points. Now just tell anyone who asks that all the other kids at the party were black

 

[Mezmerize19]

epic story

 

[morocco_mole]

sick fuckdapopo

 

[steezyjibber]

curtis strikes again

 

[duckets.]

now i feel like an ass hole

 

[danbrown]

Last weekend I was severely blacked out drunk at my own party, cops showed up and apparently I told them to get the fuck out, go fuck themselves, offered them shots of shitty vodka, 40's, told them to go eat a fuckin dick, etc. I found this out the next day from a friend. Needless to say I somehow managed to attract the 3 nicest cops in my entire town as the worst thing they did was call me a fucking asshole. I'm 20 and they could've given me and everyone there (that didn't run) a 180 dollar ticket which would also cause everyone to lose their license for six months.

 

[skiRay]

hahah awesome! + karma... i think youre already at 10 tho

 

[Nicholas.]

you dont mess with the ninthward