Curing mosquito bites

[jibmaster_josh]

k well bugs seem to love me, and from going out for one night i have over 15 bites. and they swell fuckin huge, picture a red half-ping pong ball on my arms and legs for every bite. is there any way to make them stop itching?

 

[Download-My-Apps]

after bite lotion...

 

[Shadows]

push up bras, plastic surgery, inserts etc.

 

[jibmaster_josh]

^ahahah. even though im in pain and trying not to scratch myself to pieces, i still laughed at that.

 

[2+2=5]

take something sharp or even your nails. ingrave an X on the bump, makes everything better.

 

[sunshineee]

ok i just found this out last week...goldbond medicated itch cream works so good

 

[*V-Love*]

i dunno ive seen people spray hairspray on there bites... not really sure if that helps ive never tried it, just dont scratch them and theyll go away or just rub around them if ya have too

 

[1stBlood]

soak the bites in vinegar or windex

im not kiddin on either of those

my mom used to do it all the time when i was young and it works for ant bites and mosquito bites

or just use cortizone bug bite lotion

 

[dave44]

I love scratching mosquito bites which are itchy. So satisfying. heehe

Shout at the mosquito for biting you first, and then rub some ointment in.

 

[comeatmebro]

wow those are some huge ass mosquito bites. some type of anti itch medicine that reduces swelling, maybe?

 

[charmander]

so true

 

[jibmaster_josh]

what if i cut it open and squeez out all the blood and juices and shit? then put ice on it?

 

[liukangkid]

aloe vera

have someone pee on it

cover it in mud

use that pink stuff

scratch allot till it turns ino a scab

pray

walk around with a mosquito trap to prevent further bites

take a oatmeal bath

 

[*V-Love*]

gross and dont do that, youll end up with scars and its only your bodies defense system at work take an antihistamine (benedrill) if your that worried about it

 

[mtbakerteacher]

By pink stuff do you mean benadryl? Or Pepto Bismol.

 

[JazzyJ]

well its not like the mosquito put stuff in you really. it took blood out, but in the process it left some saliva which is what makes it itch and bother. rather than scratch my bites, i like to slap them.

 

[Nicholas.]

just get some anti-itch cream...

 

[bitchassphatz]

you'll look like this all over your arms:

 

[bitchassphatz]

gew! i always forget how grateful i shuld be to not have to worry about acne. that would suck.

 

[Caveman.]

take allergy pills, crush them and put them on the bit

 

[*V-Love*]

im pretty sure they were refering to calomine (sp?) lotion

 

[Trashpuppet]

haha true dat!!!

 

[PagesHouse]

i got stung by a jellyfish yesterday. it sucked.

 

[chickenwang]

well at least u can be satisfied that the bug will die from aids from your blood

 

[mackinnon]

wahahaha

anyway, try taking a benadryl and putting some after-bite stuff on them

 

[mellifluous]

noooooo

just put after bite on

 

[Shpadoinkle]

take your fingernail and make an indented x-mark on the bite and then put cortaid on it.

 

[jimmychung]

it does work. take your thumbnail and push it down in the bite, then turn it and push it down again to make it look like an X.

 

[fourhundred]

this is the best way.. it works so well

 

[East.]

did you pee on yourself?

 

[adam.]

engrave an x on the mark, press a penny on it for a while then it should dtop, goldbond anti itch cream and aloe vera

 

[hendrik.]

wtf?

 

[sopher]

alcohol works very well, it dries them right out. also, don't pick at them or scratch them and stuff it'll leave you with scars and that is no fun at all.

i'm the same way though, it sucks. i can be somewhere with a huge group of people and none of them get any bites but i am covered, it sucks

 

[beezey]

Hey someone answer me this, lately mosquito bites have been giving me rashes... uhmmm is that bad?

 

[unchyll]

mm you wanna verify were the rash is?

FUN FACT FOR THE DAY:

Only female mospuitos bite you

 

[chapz]

after bite or benedryl work wonders

 

[snwbrdmilf]

I thought only the males bite you. Cause the females are HUGE.

 

[unchyll]

noooo, the females need blood to make their eggs fertal. We're pretty much walking skin bags of mosquito splooge

 

[snwbrdmilf]

Damn women...

 

[dmc12380]

take a knife and cut/scratch the shit out of it. it feels so good.

 

[ride-rider]

amasingly the X thing cures it for awile then just do it again. but if that dosent work i use benedrill

 

[beezey]

where ever I get bitten, I've been getting mosquito bites forever but like this yeari get weird reactions to them.

 

[Mezmerize19]

My dad told me to put like a salt paste on it and let it dry. It works but wears off in like 3 hours