Cures for firehole?

[SlimDunkin.]

I had a burrito and sour cream and like 3 cups of coffe today, now my butthole feels like I got sodomized by zaptos.

HALP

 

[.AR6rider.]

You should probably rub cream cheese on it.

 

[SlimDunkin.]

Sorry Moltres

 

[Mr.Turtle]

pour milk into your poophole

 

[BROSEIDON]

Milk, won't really help until later. Just one of those things you gotta suffer with if you enjoy fine mexican food.

Sometimes Thai.

 

[hallamt]

Time is the best remedy

 

[Davy.Crockett]

actually this.

 

[Lavieille]

this

 

[why]

 

[e.wait]

Baby wipes.

/thread

 

[Master_Debater]

talc powder/baby powder. /thread

 

[GILLSKI]

 

[GILLSKI]

you need that sign for your asshole

 

[Gorilla.Steeze]

 

[MRoden]

Personally i do not have any cures but hopefully my friend Johnny Cash can help...

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[.Hugo.]

Get your butt peed in

 

[northeast]

owens and corning fiberglass insulation

 

[TechnoPotamus]

time and non-spicy or acidic foods son

 

[e.wait]

i lol'd.

 

[steezeknees]

Just get some motherfucker to fingerbang it

 

[crab_pretzel]

pepper spray should do the trick

 

[jibnut]

pee in her butt

 

[TOK]

so contextual. nice.

 

[Milksteak]

Have someone else pee in your butt.

 

[Where-am-I]

Vaseline

 

[SlimDunkin.]

This worked wonders.

 

[84891jnf92048]

One time I was in the ski patrol shack, and all of the patrolers were talking about "fire-poo".

One of them came out of the bathroom and was like, "My anus feels like the rim of a volcano that just erupted."

It was awesome.