Cunning Caption Contest

[Swan_Solo]

"with gas prices skyrocketing, people began to experiment with more eco-friendly modes of transportation, hippos were soon eliminated from the list."

 

[bangarangmules]

And thats why african runners are so godly

 

[Swan_Solo]

Gas from Shell 20$

Shoes 30$

trying to pump gasoline into your pet hippo's ass: priceless

 

[liukangkid]

it only works for people with over 500 posts, NOOB

 

[schlonginator]

Hungry Hungry Hippos

 

[Quinn]

Both doing what they do best.

 

[anti_bunk]

running hippo is watching you masturbate

 

[RudyGarmisch]

HUNGRY HUNGRY

 

[foodisfun]

fine i'll revise it since no one seems to read.

"Having eaten all the white marbles, Harry the Hippo focused on obtaining bonus points."

 

[nickmiles]

go go gadget copter!!

 

[Gavajabra2]

After Caucasion Police officers fail to catch Black suspects, they recruit members of the Hippo Unit.

 

[skithebert]

how is this even still going on. this is game over right here and it was the first response. shit cracked me up.