Cunning Caption Contest

[asac]

Write a humorous caption to this picture:

"That day set Raficy on a life path that would lead to 20 Marathon victories and a gold medal at the summer Olympics."

 

[killabees]

if you took the "A" out of :"ahead" i would laugh

 

[mski]

I didnt know hippos came out of the water! thats just as stunning as JKSL leaving his computer!

 

[hugedoinker]

uh this picture is better

 

[hugedoinker]

wtf y didnt it work

 

[Reptar]

hahaha game over.

 

[Petey.]

"Listen dude, I had no idea she was youre wife! I swear!!"

 

[dmc12380]

"my life sucks"

 

[foodisfun]

"...further proving that the hippos really were hungry hungy."

 

[Sno.]

"regardless of how this picture may appear...shell is still way ahead of the black man.

 

[Casey]

"At this point I realized that my car was not out of gas, but was in fact, a hippopotomos."

 

[babujib]

^^ hahah both of those were madd good, i got nothing

 

[djikstra]

word but keep 'em coming, these are all genious

 

[Sno.]

"which one sells pot? their names may fool you"

 

[SteezePatrol]

"Jebbidiah, with shades of that snake on youtube, could not swallow the hippo. His sister, Sharifa much more used to swallowing large chunks of tanned meat, took on poor Sally just moments after this picture was taken

 

[SteezePatrol]

"Jebbidiah, with shades of that snake on youtube, could not swallow the hippo. His sister, Sharifa, who was much more used to swallowing large chunks of tanned meat, took on poor Sally just moments after this picture was taken"*

 

[ThaLetterM.]

"there is a mothafuckin hippo chasin me nigguh! get my 9 bitch!"

 

[Sno.]

"i said whatever bitch, go get me a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries"

 

[lunchmeat]

" i'd eat you but i only got 3 legs!"

 

[John.]

Ding ding WINNER!!

 

[holyDINOSAURS]

that one wasnt funny

 

[king.tubby]

just taking the pet hippo out for a jog

 

[ThaLetterM.]

a black guy running fast is a big enough punchline

 

[jimmychung]

"the hippos are coming! quick, get the gasoline! it's their only weakness!"

 

[Petey.]

aww sure it was

 

[Tasche]

"First failed attempt at trying to milk a hippopotamus"

 

[oakjewlery]

that african man is gliding through the air....

 

[Reptar]

hahahaha this one fersher

 

[Quinn]

Hippos:The new race riot police.

 

[Sean...M]

"After getting bored of cow tipping for many years, Jerome decided to try Hippo tipping. Little did he know, unlike cows, they could chase his black ass down!"

 

[skithedirt]

when life gives you lemons find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a party

 

[Reptar]

wow. lets copy what a famous comedian already said and has nothing to do with the picture.

 

[skithedirt]

way to be a dick face about it jesus

 

[Reptar]

i can use BOLD too.

 

[andrewg]

 

[skithedirt]

ahhaahah

 

[Reptar]

"It was at this very moment when Jamal discovered his ability to fly."

 

[honeydip]

Haha

 

[Tasche]

"Neg Urban Sports Africa Edition"

 

[[~_~]]

ahahaha winner

 

[OAK_TREE]

Come on baby, I'm Chris Reed.

 

[timmi]

"oh shit"

 

[Gavajabra2]

Haha

 

[artfullydodged]

fuck yall hippos i'm gettin'blown tanight

 

[The_Oakley_Kid]

"Every time you masturbate, a hippo kills a nigga."

 

[potato_man]

come back, momma! i didnt get my cuddle time!

 

[djikstra]

little did this man know, this was a velosa hippo decsendant of the velosa raptor which hunt in packs, the alpha hippo herding the unsuspecting prey straight into an ambush.

 

[jKutcher]

"the running of the hippos"

 

[SlickRick.]

luve that game

 

[STREETS]

Whats faster than a hippo?

A black man running away after he robbed the gas station.

 

[TheButterHashira]

Gas from Shell 20$

Shoes 30$

i cant think of a funny thing that would be pricless