CU Boulder

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fuck yah two pages

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'pardon me while i burst into flames. i've had enough of this world and it's people's mindless games.'
 
oooh, uhhh, not from where im standing....

'I call your momma Roy Jones cause she raise chickens!'

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'In this journey, you're the journal or the journalist'

-Talib Kwelli

 
haha, that just shows right there how stuck up the girls are at that school...especially ones named Lauren....hahahahhahah, you can always tell by the name....gomer, take down note numero uno, stay away from snobby slutty whores that think they are fuckin perfect.

 
Yo, stick it up your ass dude. I was joking. You're just mad cause you're so ugly you can't even get laid at CU.

And nobody calls me lauren, i go by my middle name, drew.

 
awww, do you guys know eachother??

'I call your momma Roy Jones cause she raise chickens!'

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'In this journey, you're the journal or the journalist'

-Talib Kwelli

 
awww, do you guys know eachother??

'I call your momma Roy Jones cause she raise chickens!'

...

'In this journey, you're the journal or the journalist'

-Talib Kwelli

 
no, we don't, that's the funny part...the other funny thing is i am nowhere close to boulder either...gomer, this girl is discouraging me from coming to slay rails there...i don't wanna run into any of that kind

 
ya kev, it sucks when u meet girls man...shit i forgot that never happens at home

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'Get your hands off me you damn dirty ape!!' - Charleton Heston
 
ahhhhhhh! kill the rams!!! ahhh, that was tight, i was almost happy that i didnt get to go when the postponed the game but then we won and i was still bummed but i had a good time anyways. this is a great school, i can look out my window and see all the sorority rushees sitting out on what is essentially my lawn.

'I call your momma Roy Jones cause she raise chickens!'

...

'In this journey, you're the journal or the journalist'

-Talib Kwelli

 
yah, good win. kind of a let down though. no riots.

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'I'll be honest... I just hate you.'

-Melvs
 
whatever, what happened last year? you guys think your so much better, the team are pretty much equal.

Have you ever been hit by a Uhaul?
 
JEREMY BLOOM IS SOOO HOT!!!

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'Get your hands off me you damn dirty ape!!' - Charleton Heston
 
so what if we're pretty much equal??? thats what makes rivalries so much fun.

'I call your momma Roy Jones cause she raise chickens!'

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'In this journey, you're the journal or the journalist'

-Talib Kwelli

 
CU is money. Only sister-screwing yokels would disagree with that. But I just started grad school there and Bouler is heaven. It was also rated number one ski-bum school by Freeskier (headquartered in Boulder) if I recall correctly.

 
The low down on CU from a local...

CU is fucking queer 90% of the time. The majority of the kids that go there are fuckin queer as well. Some kids go there and turn fuckin queer. Very few leave non queerified. Otherwise, Boulder is a really cool town for people who like to hike, bike, ski, drink, make money, or be lazy. Just watch out who you hang out with and dont drink too much, its dumb and it doesnt make you any cooler.

 
i'm probably the only one on here who got tear gassed back in 99. 41-14 rams anyone?

that was some good rioting

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
rideitswitch, why would cu be the number one ski bum school? everyone knows it's hours away from a ski area.

Snowflake, right on baby, right on.
 
Hey Phrosty - I'm just saying what I read... but it is the #1 party school now - as ranked by Princeton review. I'm just saying that CU is pretty sweet and I doubt that anyone ripping on it has gone there. But CU is no queerer than Boulder, but Boulder is one of the damn strangest towns I've ever seen... that's one of the reasons CU is sweet. Word.

 
alright, im getting really sick and tired with this dick measuring contest...

'I call your momma Roy Jones cause she raise chickens!'

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'In this journey, you're the journal or the journalist'

-Talib Kwelli

 
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