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Is the customer interested in the property?

Not at all

How well did the property show?

Fair

 
*THIS IS NOT ME, I COPIED CUZ I READ IT SOMEWHERE AND WANTED TO SHOW MY FRIEND*

Today, I went to my friends place to chill and skate and toke at around 11 am.

after baking at his house....

We decided to chill at this school right by his house (like an elementary)

we go down there, and wer skating and playing basketball, when out of nowhere my buddy screams, "Dude? is that a naked chick?!"

i think hes messing with me while im high, but he starts flailing his arms and trying to get me to look where he's looking.

turns out he's not lying

about 75 yds away, on a 50 foot hill is this naked old chick who probably weighed 275 lbs

i start laughing hysterically (im high) and we decide to check out what this old chick is doing

i yell

"hey lady, u know this is a fucking kids school right?"

she screams some random jargon that i cudnt understand and says something about waiting for the time bus.

so we call the local PD (high as a fucking kite) and try to explain the situation

we wait 30 min and they finally come.

turns out the lady was either tripping hard and homeless, or excaped from the mental hospital

later...

we go up to where this old lady was staying, and we find this janky

looking fort thing. i look inside and see hundreds of plastic cups

filled with piss, a shit wrapped in a paper towel, and a dead bird with

bite marks all over it.

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now, imagine yourself baked as fuck off a buncha bong rips, and you see a naked whale chick and the cops get involved

ONE HELL of a story for the grandkids!
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ps i snapped a pic of the lady from around 100 feet away which ill upload latr

(on my fone)
 
what size tall tee does he wear?heard from a very reliable rep that he is testing a prototype tall t that is taller than him
hahah
 
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Shit my fucking cousin
 
The Vietnam War occurred in Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia from 1959[1] to April 30, 1975. The war was fought between the communist North Vietnam, supported by its communist allies, and the government of South Vietnam, supported by the United States and other member nations of the Southeast Asia Treaty Organization (SEATO).[11][12]The Vietcong, the lightly armed South Vietnamese communist insurgency, largely fought a guerrilla war against anti-communistforces in the region. The North Vietnamese Army engaged in a more conventional war, at times committing large-sized units into battle. U.S. and South Vietnamese forces relied on air superiority and overwhelming firepower to conduct search-and-destroyoperations, involving ground forces, artillery and air strikes.The United States entered the war to prevent a communist takeover of South Vietnam as part of their wider strategy ofcontainment. Military advisors arrived beginning in 1950. U.S. involvement escalated in the early 1960s and combat units were deployed beginning in 1965. Involvement peaked in 1968 at the time of the Tet Offensive. Despite a peace treaty signed by all parties in January 1973, fighting continued. In April 1975, North Vietnam captured Saigon. North and South Vietnam were reunified the following year.The war exacted a huge human cost in terms of fatalities, including 3 to 4 million Vietnamese from both sides, 1.5 to 2 millionLaotians and Cambodians, and 58,159 U.S. soldiers.[13]

Ap history project
 
Stranger: hey

You: hello

You: no

Stranger: where you from

Stranger: ?

Stranger: what ni

Stranger: no

You: my bad i answered before you asked the question

Stranger: and the question is

You: where are you from?

Stranger: im from the Netherlands

You: Im from the US

Stranger: US is big

You: bigger than the netherlands

 
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ctrl c? r u serious. learn to fucking look at ur keyboard before u post buddy.
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CTRL C? THATS PASTE FOR ME ON A MAC. comment reminds me of this.^
 
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