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WAskier720

WAskier720

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Oh man crystal has to be the illest place in washington. we were up today and there were fine bitches every where and some huge ass kickers holy shit and the hip jump and rail gap were the best ever to have seen snow in washington hell the world I suggest going there fo sho!

Free the cheesy bread
 
I am at a loss for words. My life is complete after skiing today.

No girls tonight...I just wanna dance.

Yum, theres nothing like an open grave.
 
I also saw some guy with white enemys! He must have been pro or something? I also saw this one guy break a pair of lines! How the fuck do you break lines? That's unpossible! Wild! Crazy! Wild and Crazy! Wild and Crazy Kids!

No girls tonight...I just wanna dance.

Yum, theres nothing like an open grave.
 
ive seen white enemys on ebay. they sell them in japan and europe.

'Im a rageoholic, Im addicted to rageohol!' -Homer
 
I don't know, this guy had to be pro, I think it could have been Seth Morrison or something.

No girls tonight...I just wanna dance.

Yum, theres nothing like an open grave.
 
oh no shit this guy was awsome he hit the biggest gap jump i have seen and did some crazy shit off it, I looked down the inrun and pooed myself and had to call it a day

Free the cheesy bread
 
It depends what you're in to...

If you want to just ski to ski its good, but there are no jumps and the snow is sloppy seconds fo sho, but skiing is skiing, I guess. Plus weather is a factor...it got really foggy and also it rained.

No girls tonight...I just wanna dance.

Yum, theres nothing like an open grave.
 
Whoa, that was weird, I just made a serious, legit post, I think that's a first!

I'm gonna eat 'cha style, eat 'cha style's kids.

I smell children.
 
Then that guy with the broken lines skied all the way down and jibbed the stairs of my gosh they have the best stair skiing and then he skied a sheer rock face i called him billy bad ass cuz i dont know who the mystery man is

What this place is technical, it technically sucks...Crystal Mountain the resort to end all other resorts
 
damnit dude i didnt say girls I said bitches dont correct me

What this place is technical, it technically sucks...Crystal Mountain the resort to end all other resorts
 
i know a guy with white enemies....and he sux hella bad. i wuz calling around for some skis and he was helping me and he just got lucky and they told him they had the white enemies so he got them. but he sux sooooo bad

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I just came back from Crystal, and it's monday. We had a hell of a time! The snow, while some people might not like it, was good enough. There were two huge kickers my friend and i found in the Northback, don't know if any of you guys build them. One was on the ridge to the right of green valley chair, and one was further down the run, in the valley. It rained once, but only for about 10 minutes. Eveyrone went down, and we had the whole mountain to ourselves for the rest of the day. Hey, did anyone else go up on Monday?

*CS*

Skiing is life, and without life, no one would be here. So everyone owes something to skiing.

 
Why the fuck do you think the white enemys are cool, they are just the colors of the first years model. Damn!

Jackson Hole represent!
 
for spring conditions it was acctually prety fun, we jibed the mud puddles at the bottom of the lift all day long.

hmmm. need to start shooting skiporn
 
Hey Baker, if this was a test about ski graphics you would have failed. The first enemys were not white, but you are correct in saying theyre not cool,,they are ugly as hell and look like mogul skis.

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
 
Crystal was sweet. period. Because the weather had been so warm lately, the barely covered rock was all exposed and my friends and i made a sport of hucking them! There were some nice ass booters too...did any of you build them?

~X~
 
Yeah they do look like mogul skis, but they have cool features like auto pilot and auto land and other crazy silly shit.

Oh and by far the best kicker there was the dinner roll booter

What this place is technical, it technically sucks...Crystal Mountain the resort to end all other resorts
 
Where the hell were all those kickers you guys are talking about? shit we must be blind. atleast i learned how to ski on rocks, dirt, and stairs. Did anybody see our gap to rail down by the chairlift that wasnt running? it was sick!

DINNER ROLL DINNER ROLL!

The Dinner Roll booter claimed my skis
 
3 words to describe crystal - SUPER PARK

What this place is technical, it technically sucks...Crystal Mountain the resort to end all other resorts
 
no...cork 3 to gut splatter to broken ski

DINNER ROLL DINNER ROLL!

The Dinner Roll booter claimed my skis
 
I do believe it was a cork 450 if i recall i think he forgot it wasnt the rail gap

What this place is technical, it technically sucks...Crystal Mountain the resort to end all other resorts
 
we hit up rainier on sunday, crystal sounds nice, but rainier was pretty fun. we just hiked like 10 minutes up from the parking lot, found a big empty area, and built like 5 fatty booters. it was like our own little park! we'll probably go to crystal next week, I got a bunch of free passes!

No car is better than a Subaru!!!
 
dude i bet they dont even compare to the kickers that were at crystal i mean whoa it is washingtons only superpark and oh my god you can haul ass there no need for salt or a flat run go mogul inrun to the dinner roll booter

What this place is technical, it technically sucks...Crystal Mountain the resort to end all other resorts
 
WAskier, where did you build the jumps? We hit one on the ridge to the right of Green Valley Chair, and it could launch you with enough speed to get down to the bottom of the valley, 150 feet.

*CS*

Skiing is life, and without life, no one would be here. So everyone owes something to skiing.

 
we didn't build not jumps...they was builded for us

Never sling dope out yo baby mamma's house.

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
 
hahaha ok if there was a jump that launched you 150 we must be blind. We didnt find shit up there, the most fun we had was this little jib next to a tree where i witnessed the smallest fastest misty 5 ever done by Alpentalik. That was about it, where the hell were all these jumps?

DINNER ROLL DINNER ROLL!

The Dinner Roll booter claimed my skis
 
I bet you did fucker, the hip jump was big enough either way.

DINNER ROLL DINNER ROLL!

The Dinner Roll booter claimed my skis
 
yeah just ask schwags, he went the biggest

DINNER ROLL DINNER ROLL!

The Dinner Roll booter claimed my skis
 
yeah you did and i laugh at you hahahaaa

DINNER ROLL DINNER ROLL!

The Dinner Roll booter claimed my skis
 
It was on the ridge right next to Green Valley Charir. You go left off the chair, and then take the cattrack back UNDER the chair. Go along that for a while, hit the ridge, and say on the top of the ridge until you see a big ass jump. with enough speed, you could go a long ways. Probably kill yourself too.

*CS*

Skiing is life, and without life, no one would be here. So everyone owes something to skiing.

 
that was it? haha thats the one where no one thought i could land switch on....dude 150ft is most definatly not possible on that jump. That thing was lame.

DINNER ROLL DINNER ROLL!

The Dinner Roll booter claimed my skis
 
you might be able to get 150ft with a fucking rocket on your back or something. Or maybe with Eric's laser guided enemy's

DINNER ROLL DINNER ROLL!

The Dinner Roll booter claimed my skis
 
Ya Crystalline skier, we built that jump but we could only get enough speed to do single backflips and loops, it was a nice landing though.

 
Did you even hit the jump or do you just assume it could launch you to the bottom? We would tear ass over the ridge to hit that jump, we even built a burm before it so we could hit it faster and the farthest i went was like 25 feet down the hill. it was quite possibly the gayest thing i ever built, in fact i feel stupider for having built that jump. the only reason we built there is because we didnt want to get any crap from patrol.

 
nothing will ever compare to plakes long jump chucky, nothing.

Never sling dope out yo baby mamma's house.

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
 
were any of you guys there last saturday?

DINNER ROLL DINNER ROLL!

The Dinner Roll booter claimed my skis
 
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