CRYSTAL MT. STILL THE NEWSCHOOL CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE!!

NoTeefa

NoTeefa

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Oh man, i was up there today and it was sooo illl. fine ass bitches in spandex everywhere, and the boarders built this kicker and the ski patrol didnt tear it down, in fact, they helped them build it! between that and all the sick rails and shit, it was just soooooo illllll!!!!!

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
shut up dork

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you're just jealous cause you cant ski at such a sick place

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
My home mtn(s) also build us kickers... and rails... and Superpipes. I guess mabye other moutinas will catch on sometime.

-Pat
 
all i can do is laugh at this thread cause nobody gets it.

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
 
dude- have you been anywhere other than crystal? there just happens to be tons of other 'ill' places to ski. Perhaps those that offer more than 1 terrain park or..some vertical perhaps?

Sorry- had to burst your bubble. I learned to ski at crystal when I was two and it was good to learn there, but i hate going back. People are generally not very cool there...and they lack terrain adversity. I suppose its a good NS playground....

 
hehe, judging by the last reply, they still don't get it.

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I AM SOOOO JEALOUS!

''It started in like a hiccup, then I took the biggest vilest crap of my life. It gushed forth like someone shot a whole in a keg of beer. My legs were kicking all over the place uncontrollably. All the muscles in my body tensed, quivered and shook. I don't know what an exorcism feels like, but I bet it was alot like that.'' -Dan ''Maximumsushi'' MacIntyre
 
yeah??? well im staying here!!! so beat that mo fo

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
 
well im goin to the bathroom next week, and the shower...beat that

'When I'm mad as fuck you get shot and to some it's bad luck, I believe you held something back for too long, it grew strong and energy got its own will, and people think that we make music still, but music is there without you or me we just minipulate for better or worse so let it situate.'
 
man crystal is about as cool as vanilla ice! you decide what that means

but the spring skiing is pimp

the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
 
wait...so do like all Boyne Resorts mtns suck in terms of terrain parks and stuff? cuz at Cypress they really don't want anything to do with people 'jumping around', they just like happy families playing in the snow and such.

 
i sense much sarcasm in this thread

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'In a rare moment, JF is seen not grabbing his crotch.' -Shane Szocs
 
suckers

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
 
no, people need to understand crystal mt before they can understand the thread. Sorry for the inside joke everyone. And yes, they are all homosexual. What are long car rides for anyhow?

Oh shit, there it goes....

All these skier kids want to see nowadays is big air. You want to see some big air? Pull my finger...

'I know that you believe that you understood what you think

I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is

not what I meant.'

---Robert McCloskey, State Department spokesman
 
my mountain builds us 180 foot powder kickers and 120 foot stepdowns

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
 
ours doesn't

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If humans and dolphins are the only mammals on the earth that have sex for pleasure, do dolphins masturbate themselves like humans do?

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id rather be at alpental

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
crystal is off the hook on weekdays,

oh yea for those that dont know.... if you have a snoqualmie or stevens season pass you can ski at crystal for 12 dollars untill this friday. just thought id let everybody know

 
yea, fuckin found that out after i had already paid the twenty dollars, while me summit season pass was chillin in my coat pocket

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
oh shit! yea crystal is tight! the ski patrol is so nice and understanding. they fuckin let you do anything. like one time, my friend was on the ligt with one of them, and he just lit up a J, and the patroler, didnt even care. those guys are soo cool

Ones that are not cold, are scarcely ones at all.
 
did you say girls in spandex, isn't that racing. you like racer chicks that like worse then cutting off your balls and going to snowblade.

If your attack is going well, then it's an ambush..

 
yeah dude, crystals got it going on, the ski patrol doesnt care what you do at all, and they have such a huge park, its incredible

 
i was being a tad sarcastic... i ean crystal is good, but stevens is the illest place in washington

-Grant

Chicken Wang?

*Fuck El Niño*
 
ya crystals park rivals that of mammoth, that place is so dope...wink...wink

'I’m sweating bullets by now fighting this brown Satan inside of me'-alpentalik refering to how bad he had to take a shit

 
on a more serious note they actually have good backcountry with easy access if you know where to go.

'I’m sweating bullets by now fighting this brown Satan inside of me'-alpentalik refering to how bad he had to take a shit

 
mamothpunk is a FUCK, you aint got nothing. you hear me, YOU GOT NOTHING. fuck mammoth they are shit 180 foot powder kickers? you dont hit that. 120 foot step downs? you dont even look at that.

chrystal has 7 parks, with over 200 hits, 50 rails, 2 super pipes, 1 normal, and one mini. our staff is the staff that mammoth had last year, but since mammoth sucks ass they came here, they build us whatever we want. this year new we got a 200 foot gap jump, in teh middle theres tigers loins spikes and a shark pit thats all lit on fire

so mammothpunk befoer you run your mouth, try wiping the drool up first cause your crying so hard just thinking about being apussy that you cant control your saliva. BITCH

 
i bet this k2skeepimp actally doesnt even ski/ he raplys to just about evry post like 50 times or more/i bet deep dwn inside hes some fat 50 yer old boozer

am i suppose to write sumtihng cool here
 
haha, cjt taht was classic

and yes you found me out, i am a 50 year old fat kid that snowblades

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
thanks for the awesome post skeepimp, too bad u r the gayest kind on ns.com and shouldn't be aloowed to breathe

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No, you just became the gayest kid on NS.

k2skeepimp- if your 50 you cant be a fat kid that snowblades.

'I’m sweating bullets by now fighting this brown Satan inside of me'-alpentalik refering to how bad he had to take a shit

 
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