Crystal Mountain Terrain Park 100% Go

HHH SHIT INTERNET FIGHTTTTTT> jk

soo is there going to be any jumps or what? my dad thinks were gunna get season passes to xtal but i love stevens too much, i need some ammunition to make him not switch and just vhit crystal on pow days... any help?
 
mostly jibs. remember to tell your dad crystal is way more busy, filled with more stuck up sucky old people, gets less snow than stevens, the powder stays good where it hasn't been skied for about 1/4 as long as stevens, and the season passes are about $5700 each. And it's a longer drive and you don't know anybody there.

BTW if you're going to crystal again this year hit me up for a discount(and take me if it's going to be goood).
 
yeah fair enough, the jumps are only in the secret park.

and to teh internetz fighting - this is why I grew out of newschoolers.
 
Yeah the park is gonna suck and the gondola is a yuppy attraction, but the pass prices are the same if you don't wanna ride it. The locals didn't want the northway chair (It totally ruined the terrain), and we don't want a gaper ass gondola either! I wish Kircher would listen to us!
 
Have you seen the master plan? They also plan to put a lift up Silver King if I remeber it right, to fruther rape your slackcountry areas. I wish they would have never put in Northway or this gondola, and put a lift down the backside that heads to highway 410(with one loading point about 1600 vt. feet down(for early season) and one at the bottom. That would add tons of sick terrain thats miles to hike out of anyways.
 
Yeah I remember that idea, thank god the forest service shut it down. It's the same forest service that denies acces to that west side bc though. Tiana is on fb and will read your messages, just for everyone's info, not that I would suggest that everyone voice there umbrage through another social networking site...
 
of course, anyone who says that has no idea what they're talking about

they get you if you duck ropes......any rope
 
crystal actually has a really fun closing weekend thing. nevermind i dont know if its closing weekend im thinking of but i know that the crystal bikini races are fun....except when fat chicks do it
 
naw im styaing here... just checkin in on the roots... and that proposal map has a new permanent closure... which is bullshit... much like the gondy. but whatever, hopefully it just keeps people off 6 longer.
 
Crystal is so fully dripping of gay that any "park" is just gonna be full of little fucking cunts so sheltered from the real world that they think what they do up on the mountain is "real world shit" and "hardcore". The gondola simply proves crystal eternal desire to cater to a bunch of fucking rich pussies and their little turd offspring. The terrain park will simply come and go just like crystals "half pipe", it'll be a ditch for a bunch of turds to dwell in, a cesspool if you will... and then after a few little choads get hurt and their rich cunt parents get angry and lawyer up. They'll simply shut it down...

sucks to be a crystal local, that's for sure
 
uhh the crystal pass is cheaper then lot of places if you get it at the right time and no local likes the gondola idea and you sound like your drunk.
 
Yes. I have known that since i was 10 years old hahaaaa. they are the best fries ever. Especially when you forget money and a lunch and its the only food people are willing to spare to give you,
 
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