Crystal girls

WoFlowz

WoFlowz

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Haven’t made a shit thread in a minute soooo crystal bitches. What the fuck is up with these girls cause I’m always falling for them and their absolutely fuckin physco but also the coolest mfers around
 
They just wish they were ski girls but aren't rad enough so they have an entire psyche breakdown where they create this false reality of rocks altering one's fate and cards that can preordain the future. Sadly most victims of this illness are attractive
 
Oh well, another joke poorly received by the community.

I thought the juxtaposition of the group googled vis a vis the actual*crystal girl* image would be a hit.

That a rock and a candle can evoke gleefulness amongst the tribe contributes to the notion of the unobtainable nature of the object of their desire.

14445344:skierman said:
Do your Depends adult diapers stick to the head of your shriveled dick after jacking it to HS cheerleaders?
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**This post was edited on Jun 23rd 2022 at 9:47:40am
 
14445353:Abomber22 said:
Oh well, another joke poorly received by the community.

I thought the juxtaposition of the group googled vis a vis the actual*crystal girl* image would be a hit.

That a rock and a candle can evoke gleefulness amongst the tribe contributes to the notion of the unobtainable nature of the object of their desire.

**This post was edited on Jun 23rd 2022 at 9:47:40am
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How about you and your piss bag fuck off?
 
14445370:Abomber22 said:
Answer your phone next time..... tried of your voice on the answering machine
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[tag=38820]@eheath[/tag] Is this type of harassment is chill or does this pedophile need a perma break from the interwebz?
 
How is me pushing a button ( not on the phone,df, in your head) worthy of anything resembling a ban?

The mere fact I got you to whine and beg is priceless, my dood.

14445372:skierman said:
[tag=38820]@eheath[/tag] Is this type of harassment is chill or does this pedophile need a perma break from the interwebz?
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14445377:Abomber22 said:
How is me pushing a button ( not on the phone,df, in your head) worthy of anything resembling a ban?

The mere fact I got you to whine and beg is priceless, my dood.
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The threatening VMs say otherwise.
 
Lol.... good.

Trace the number, reverse call, ask eHeath to confirm if he has the ability.....call the cops, whatever.

It ain't me

I am in your head, im not on your phone.

14445378:skierman said:
The threatening VMs say otherwise.
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14445379:Abomber22 said:
Lol.... good.

Trace the number, reverse call, ask eHeath to confirm if he has the ability.....call the cops, whatever.

It ain't me

I am in your head, im not on your phone.
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Dang, old man isn't so bold when he faces a ban from a forum? Fucking pathetic all around.
 
.....bold?

faces a ban?

..... whining lil bitch thinking he gets a say in things?

14445383:skierman said:
Dang, old man isn't so bold when he faces a ban from a forum? Fucking pathetic all around.
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[tag=282807]@Abomber22[/tag] [tag=1388]@skierman[/tag] you guys are just pressed that you can’t pull crystal girls, you can just say it
 
14445378:skierman said:
The threatening VMs say otherwise.
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did he really figure out your phone number and call you from an anonymous number and leave you threatening voicemails? am I interpreting this correctly? what did the voicemails say?
 
14445428:danbrown said:
did he really figure out your phone number and call you from an anonymous number and leave you threatening voicemails? am I interpreting this correctly? what did the voicemails say?
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Too bad he’s too much of a pussy to show up on his front doorstep with a gopro on his head
 
No danbrown i did not.

What I DID do is get inside skierman head

And now yours.

By even stating such, skierman knew you, or someone such as yourself, would rise to the bait like chum upon the waters

yerhooked

14445428:danbrown said:
did he really figure out your phone number and call you from an anonymous number and leave you threatening voicemails? am I interpreting this correctly? what did the voicemails say?
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14445428:danbrown said:
did he really figure out your phone number and call you from an anonymous number and leave you threatening voicemails? am I interpreting this correctly? what did the voicemails say?
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.... you appear to be breathless as you were writing....
 
thats hilarious, well played skierman. and youre right old timer, i did take the bait - dont flatter yourself though, despite what your strange and unfounded superiority complex leads you to believe, you're in nobodys head but your own
 
Accepted.

(side note: would be interested in a hint as to how i awakened he who is danbrown)

14445468:danbrown said:
thats hilarious, well played skierman. and youre right old timer, i did take the bait - dont flatter yourself though, despite what your strange and unfounded superiority complex leads you to believe, you're in nobodys head but your own
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Can relate, had a fling with a crystal girl who was the whole package, mad attractive, funny, big skier and outdoorsy person, it was easy. Then shit hit the bricks out of no where. We went camping with a large group, I drove her, let her drive my car around a bit (I don’t trust many people driving my car, she was 1 of like 4) then further into the night she became distant from me and hooks up with this other dude no one really knew. I was like yo wtf and she basically ended shit with me saying she’s not ready to have feelings for someone and just like couldn’t be in any type of relationship (she never had a boy friend prior and we had talked about all this shit and agreed we’d work together at helping her grow in that way). Fucking sucked and was stupid that instead of just saying that she hooked up with another dude before hand.

but yeah crystal girls be crazy, a bunch of my homies can relate too haha
 
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14445476:dwt802 said:
Can relate, had a fling with a crystal girl who was the whole package, mad attractive, funny, big skier and outdoorsy person, it was easy. Then shit hit the bricks out of no where. We went camping with a large group, I drove her, let her drive my car around a bit (I don’t trust many people driving my car, she was 1 of like 4) then further into the night she became distant from me and hooks up with this other dude no one really knew. I was like yo wtf and she basically ended shit with me saying she’s not ready to have feelings for someone and just like couldn’t be in any type of relationship (she never had a boy friend prior and we had talked about all this shit and agreed we’d work together at helping her grow in that way). Fucking sucked and was stupid that instead of just saying that she hooked up with another dude before hand.

but yeah crystal girls be crazy, a bunch of my homies can relate too haha
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14445473:danbrown said:
simple boredom, don't read too far into it
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Danbrown is actually paid by big pharma to respond to your posts. Don't believe MSNEHEATH media
 
14445353:Abomber22 said:
Oh well, another joke poorly received by the community.

I thought the juxtaposition of the group googled vis a vis the actual*crystal girl* image would be a hit.

That a rock and a candle can evoke gleefulness amongst the tribe contributes to the notion of the unobtainable nature of the object of their desire.

**This post was edited on Jun 23rd 2022 at 9:47:40am
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I don’t think most of this app is smart enough to pull their pants down before they piss nevermind understand that
 
14445403:TRVP_ANGEL said:
Thought this was a crystal meth girls appreciation thread
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anyone remember the facebook group that was for blowing clouds but with meth? That was peak facebook
 
14445545:Icant_kfed said:
I don’t think most of this app is smart enough to pull their pants down before they piss nevermind understand that
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Pro tip:

you don't need to if you piss through that weird hole in your underwear.
 
14447126:MaimHelp said:
One said I bonded souls with her cause I fucked her during a full moon
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Pretty sure that was my 9th grade sex ed teacher minus the full moon part. She had people duct tape their hands together saying "once you have sex, you're forever carrying a bond and you are bonded to all the other people the other people have had sex with"

Wack ass way to try to get us not to have sex I guess?
 
14445546:Abomber22 said:
my mission is to elucidate
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i have absolutely zero idea how you have positive karma, i downvote every godamn thing you post and i know many others do to, and i hate you
 
14445428:danbrown said:
did he really figure out your phone number and call you from an anonymous number and leave you threatening voicemails? am I interpreting this correctly? what did the voicemails say?
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Someone post skiermans number. We should all call him to appreciate his service.
 
I kinda figured it was you chasing my posts.

Saw many with 0+ and 1 negative....thaa fine, you do you

I'm just you guys 30+, or more later in life..... there's absolutely no reason for me to*hate* anyone here and likewise for anyone onNS to* hate* me or another...... says more about the hate ER than the hateE....

As to any positive karma I have? guess there aren't as many haters on NS as you might imagine

14447252:GrapeHunter said:
i have absolutely zero idea how you have positive karma, i downvote every godamn thing you post and i know many others do to, and i hate you
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14445403:TRVP_ANGEL said:
Thought this was a crystal meth girls appreciation thread
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Me too. Although in fairness most of the comments in this thread work either way.
 
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