crushing your balls?

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GrippinGs

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alright so sometimes if i case a jump or land way down the landing my balls hurt...is this because my large unit can't fit in my pants and nestles in between my legs or wtf? anyone else have this shit?

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i believe it's called yo-yo! when you land a big jump, your balls slap you in the leg and it hurts like a mutha fucka!

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Did that last weekend. landed flat, I was like man, that hurt the ankles, and while i was skiing away it hit me like a ton of bricks, it hurts really bad. I was like, aausughajgfgh my nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts!

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thats happened to me,i hit one of the tables and did a big 5 safety and landed perfectly and then i proceeded to fall down and cradle my nuts like a bag of plums,everyone was wondering what the hell happened since i landed perfectly and everyone came to see what was wrong and i told them my nuts slapped up against my choda

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yes man nut slap is the worst! you you land flat with a bit of impact.. damn.. it's not as bad as a direct hit by something but you feel it for a while

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and you get two pains,sore nuts and a sore stomach,the stomach is instant as soon as you fall on the ground

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I got this notorious syndrom horribly at Mt sno on atleast two occasions by overshooting the 60 footer on two different days...Ugh...I was in pain. I overshot by a whole lot...

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yeah thats the worst pain.

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i line my boxers with foam rubber. it goes from 'ouch!' to 'ooooooooh'. not really though. nut slap sucks.

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i say wear a jock strap or pull your regular underwear up really tight (which might not help too some extent) if i ever get the pain i just pull my underwear up really tight

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Tightie Whities.

It's the shit.

I got that ball pain and it keeps coming back every time I land flat.

I'm over it.

 
i hate it, it makes you sick to your stomach doesnt it? but, it makes you, you know...

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well at least i'm not the only one

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haha..prolly not on single of double barrels

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do you ever get that feeling in your stomach when you land on a flat really hard

the ball thing sucks eh ?

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my legs got tired !
 
its not actually the impact of the bals hitting anyting, although that jsut adds to the pain, but its mostly mostly that when you land flat they stretch away and hurts like a mofo

 
Ball jingle is the worst... even talkign about it brings back faint pains...

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