Crunked up by myself : Fun thigns to do

dude my parents are gone for the weekend but i have to work tomorrow morning at 8 and people just left and im drunk and iom on newschoolers. you should try it out, its pretty fun!!

yea actually im wondering what to do right now because i have way to much energy
 
Check yourself into an inpatient treatment program, or get some fucking friends. Getting fucked up by yourself and going on the internet is kinda pathetic.
 
dude bouncing on the tramp crunked is the fucking shit. corks and shit, it feels sick, same with swimming crunk, that shits fun too
 
remove the word "crunked" and any derivatives of it from your personal vocabulary immediatly.

you'll thank me in 5 years.
 
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