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Phrosty

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What would be considered appropriate attire for a crunk party?

'It was probably the most improved park in north america last year. That's mostly due to us getting up at fucking 8 am everyday and raking like monkeys, untill we were to baked to talk. Every now and then some texan would eat shit and it would be funny and we would call ski patrol on our radios. we would steal food from the base and cook it on our grill, then heckle people on the lift with our mega phone while we played frisbee across the run. and took naps behind the shack in the most exclusive hut on the mountain. o christ, best winter ever.'
 
im not really sure. but good question.

'and his name is RENTALRIDER2! hahahahahahahahahaha. I can just imagine a blinged out gangsta walking into a tourist ski rental shop and coming out with oldschool white boots and k2 4's.' -davidh
 
Make sure you got a cup that Lil John carries around with him and bitches would fulfill your costume.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
Tye Dye, why not all the COOL kids are doing it.

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Team Fresh
 
Just gangsta shit. And it would be really dope if you made a cup like that. Shit like Jeresys and get a gum wrapper to put on your teeth to make them look platinum.

-word-

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches

 
everything needs to match, like all red or somethin and u need a pimp cup and some bling-bling

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me gusta cabeza
 
^^^u need to die

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ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
 
get a throwback jersey, some crazy tims or some phat farm shoes, some rocca jeans a pimp cup a kane anddd some dreds.. and sun glasses

ok
 
keep em comming.

'It was probably the most improved park in north america last year. That's mostly due to us getting up at fucking 8 am everyday and raking like monkeys, untill we were to baked to talk. Every now and then some texan would eat shit and it would be funny and we would call ski patrol on our radios. we would steal food from the base and cook it on our grill, then heckle people on the lift with our mega phone while we played frisbee across the run. and took naps behind the shack in the most exclusive hut on the mountain. o christ, best winter ever.'
 
you need to pack your 9 in case you gotta bust a cap in some fools for player hating

and a black bmw for a getaway car after shooting up the club

HOLLA

teem bousquet
 
whiiiiiteeeeeeee yeaaaaaaaaah

Marley Would Burn

'I did some righteous work today for the first time in a long time. I unloaded thirty-five thousand pounds of froze chickens, even stole one. It made me feel good to do some work for a change' - Magoo, Hells Angel. July 5th, 1965

 
redbull and hennesy.. thats crunk juice and u need to be black

RRRRRAAAAZZZZMAAATAAAAZZZ

Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust

Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
 
hahahaha, anyways umm you need to be rich to pull this off, your outfit gonna cost ya

huck something
 
an OE 40 oz. fo sho'

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
and have that southern accent, pimp cup is key. and get lil jon's special crunk juice

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Aim/Aol: GeneralDisrdr
 
get yoself a grill, big sunglasses, a pinwheel hat, and a dreadlock wig. one colour velour suits, especially red or green, are good. drink a lot and if u see a hater, buss him right in his head

and to the guy that said 'everybody in the club gettin tipsy' is crunk, youre an idiot.

smokin weed flippin keys makin crazy gs
 
you need a chain that would hang low, like around your belly button, preferably with clock attached, and you need one of those five coloured basketball hats, with the shiny sticker on it, and gucci print air force ones and a throwback jersay or five, and a doo-rag, and most definately a pimp cup.

Ian

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