Cruise.

jibster270

Active member
im leaving for my first cruise ever tomorrow morning. i just wanted to know if any of you have been on one before, and if so was it fun? etc what kind of stuff should i expect

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To
day I beat my previous record for consecutive days I've been alive.

-Ryan
 
how old are you? If you're under 18, theres nothing to do. If you dont drink, like me, there will still be nothing to do, even if you're over 18, except the casino. The stops are real chill though.

open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
 
what if my cousins 18? is 18 the drinking age when your on international waters?

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To
day I beat my previous record for consecutive days I've been alive.

-Ryan
 
you can't drink hard stuff on the cruise, just beer I believe. I didn't order anything, so not sure on the details. At the different places like Puerto Rico and such you can pick up some Bacardi, because that's the pride of some of those islands.

open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
 
Sweet, that sounds nice. were going to mexico so im pretty sure there will be some nice cigar shops, and for cheap too. i look forward to that as well.

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To
day I beat my previous record for consecutive days I've been alive.

-Ryan
 
tom cruise has gone insane, good point

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
you can drink what ever you want on a cruise,

that is where they make a lot of money, louis X1v scotch which is like 30.00 a glass, ect that & the casino. there is somthing new everyday, kareokee,

movies, eat like a pig, if your doin the mexico thing that is good cause you have a lot of port calls instead of being just at sea. in every port there are activities (they cost extra however) in mexico you can ride horse or hoes on beach. if your goin with crystal or silver seas they are 5 star & the best but boring rich people

Holland america/Carnival/Royal Carrabean/Princess

& celebrity are the best for having fun. seabourn is good too but small,

tell me which ship you are going on I'll tell you more. Even some contact on board.

by the way Cunnard/Holland america/Windstar/seabourn/Princess are all owned now by Carnival Corp they just kept the names for traditional reasons

Stress will get you nowhere,

 
Ya, I went sailing in St thomas, it was so sick.

open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
 
i went on one when i was 16, and it was super fun. theres always a ton of stuff to do, and i met lots of people to hang out with. AND YOU CAN EAT A TOONNNN OF FOOOD. and it is sooo good.

 
cruises are dope...the one i went on had a waterslide,mid night desert,tons of fun shit,and its a good way to meet people from around the country,and the food was amazing

 
well im 16, and its a carnival i think. like the ship name is imagination or some sappy crap like that. im really looking forward to it though

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To
day I beat my previous record for consecutive days I've been alive.

-Ryan
 
and whats this contact you speak of, it sounds interesting

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To
day I beat my previous record for consecutive days I've been alive.

-Ryan
 
thats a older carnival ship, built like 15 years ago but still real big and Carnival arereally well geared up for kids.

never been up that one. its definitly been refitted

and upgraded. been on carnival Legend which is bigger/newer. they are real cool crew on carnival

they are like 4 star. 24 hrs buffet. that one probebly has 2 or 3 pools, tennis basketball courts, you can hit golf balls into the ocean also or play mini golf/rockwall

they will have all sorts of participation games for you to play and you'll def have lots of fun. go bug the Hotel director, F & B manager they'll give you some freebies, make friends with the crew philipinos, like the

engine store keeper, CETO (chief electrical & Technical officer, housekeeping people, they will

give you some good tips on what to do. they are always nice people & friendly

Stay away from the Chief Off (Deck officers} people with stripes on their shoulders with the fancy white (summer) or Blue uniforms (winter)they are usually real uptight assholes.

If you politely complain about somthing to the Hotel Director he will do his best to make you a happy customer. but you must be polite.

You are gonna have a good time, thats one thing that is for sure

Stress will get you nowhere,

 
if you are doin alaska thats the best cuise out there

or new england/canada one is good also.

only bad thing with carnival is the Lobster supper

its going to be frozen lobster tails (not fresh)

and no claws. its actually craw fish I think.

but that is how it is now to be competitive they are

all doin that, except for the 5 star ships which will serve actual fresh cooked Lobster

Stress will get you nowhere,

 
wow, thanks a bunch for the tips bro. i really cant wait. now i must get to sleep cuz i have an early flight tomorrow

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To
day I beat my previous record for consecutive days I've been alive.

-Ryan
 
no problem, I just saw yr Led Zep 1V album

good choice of Music, I havn't listened to that in ages

Stress will get you nowhere,

 
i went on a 7 day to mexico when i was 16. i got so wasted every night and partyed with all these other kids around the boat it was sick.

NS royal gangstar

 
Cruises are the best vacations ever. I have been on a couple. I was just on a 8 day carribean. I am 23 and they are sweet. If you are under 21 you can still get booze. Just make friends with some older drunken folks. It's easy because there are a lot of chill people that will hook up the young peeps; trust me. They serve all kinds of alcohol on a cruise, not just beer. Pool it during the day, go to the clubs in the evening, get laid at night.

you are one giant piece of internet suck -...focus....
 
just make sure you don't accidentally climb aboard a gay cruise, cause then you'll be surrounded by a bunch of Tomb Raiders and their fancey drinks and naturally you will get drunk and if you get drunk and the ham riders get drunk.....well all I can say is you should duct tape your poo butt closed.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
 
best advice i can give: dont be afraid to lower your standards a little bit, and you can get TONS of pussy.

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Incubus- An evil spirit supposed to descend upon and have sexual intercourse with women as they sleep.
 
good fucking god. that was by far the most fun ive ever had in my life. i was trashed everynite, met tons of drunken fools who would make my life so fucking funny. met loads of hott girls that i spent my time with. bought alcohol and cigars in mexico for almost nothing. won 500 dollars in the casino my first nite there. holy fucking jesus, i love cruises.

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To
day I beat my previous record for consecutive days I've been alive.

-Ryan
 
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