crude posts by skipimp

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Drail

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this dude needs to get a girlfriend.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

'you're a fucking idiot' dogg to me in a random message.
 
what did he say? 'jerking off in the shower' 'cut or uncut' 'fuck toronto', etc...

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

'you're a fucking idiot' dogg to me in a random message.
 
Can somebody find me a girlfriend while they're trying to get one for pimp.. I'd realy appreciate it.. thanks

Back and better than ever with his cool purple skis and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Helmet
 
hahahha skipimp is what makes the non ski gabber interesting, like honestly lots of people did answer to the cut or uncut thread

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-Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
 
that guy makes me laugh so what if some of his posts are gross they are funny and spark conversation so let the boy talk about what he wants to talk about

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I like playing with my Huck Dollie

Cool things to do in the shower...

1) Pee

2) Play with your weiner

3) Pretend to be a sprinkler

4) Sex up the girl who is in there with you

5) clean the mud off your skis from the parking lot.

6) Play with your weiner again!

 
im gonna have to go with hunt on this one, that kid really needs to get some pussy or maybe he is in like 7th grade i donno. his posts are gay

D.A.R.E=Drugs are really excellent
 
Lately is seem like Darryl has been the enforcer! Keeping the threads clean for all! I respect your awesome power! hahaha

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Andrew

Hey sweet thang, may I offer you a fish sandwich?

-Leon Phelps a.k.a. The Ladies Man
 
All you haters can suck it. I'm just sick of talkin about which pro had what for breakfast, It's boring about talking about other people all the tinme, I just wanna involve everyone in the conversations..is that so wrong....dont mind me, after ottawa lost, i bouthgt a minini keg and drank as much as i acou,lld, so just shut up and east a cock you ..fucking....cockeaters......shut up

So what if I cater to a specific audience...shit

i got nuthin

the only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

Colt 45 - Works every time
 
specific audiance... meaning... 12 year olds?

haha, and im sure you went and really bought a minikeg... your just trying to reinforce the age you set up

12 year old...

-Andy

~PhUnKiN PhAtT PhReErIdEr~

Oh no! Hostess Fruit Pies?!

NewSchoolSkiing|dot|com!
 
yo eastcoast, you think youre funny?

so you wanna start bad blood eh?

all right im game, bring it on mofo,

it'll be like freeze

the only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

Colt 45 - Works every time
 
wooo baad blood, im afraid, someone over the INTERNET threatened me... im shaking in my ski boots... HAHA, just like freeze, except there is one difference, you dont know half the people on the site personally... I do...

-Andy

~PhUnKiN PhAtT PhReErIdEr~

Oh no! Hostess Fruit Pies?!

NewSchoolSkiing|dot|com!
 
Haha.. I think andy's cool though.. even though he makes fun of me and calls em names i think he's neat.. er..okay cool... darnit... far out.. argh nevermind.. night y'all

Back and better than ever with his cool purple skis and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Helmet
 
youre the one hating

fuckin right, internet thughs for life baybee whut-whut

fuck you pullin im cooler than you shit cause you know more skiers on a website than me....have you ever had sex with someone on this site?

man, ur nothin, thinkin youre better than me...us just jealous i can fuck your mother and you cant

the only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

Colt 45 - Works every time
 
well he tried to with me on the chairlift

we need to send skipimp on a one way trip back to the freeze forum

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seth
 
translation from retard:

ahem, hold on, i have to flip through my dictionary.

Fucking right, internet thugs are really cool, baby, what what... (we know hes a moron by this line alone, lets delve deeper)

Fuck you, pulling this I am cooler than you (oh, but I am) stuff because you know more skiers on a website than me (I wasn't referring to the website, I was referring to real life, and then they joined the website, or I met them skiing and they are on the website)

'have you ever had sex with someone on this site? (and this matters, why?)'

Andy, you are nothing, thinking that you are better than me. You are just jealous I can fuck your mother and you cannot (again, i really dont care what you do with my mother, and I really dont want to have sex with her anyways)

*closes retard dictionary*

Uh-huh... threatening me over the internet, I'm still afraid y'know, I might just piss in my pants soon... *looks at watch* yeah, anytime now

-Andy

~PhUnKiN PhAtT PhReErIdEr~

Oh no! Hostess Fruit Pies?!

NewSchoolSkiing|dot|com!
 
man, why you gotta pick on a little druink nboy?

i have more friends on this site so im cooler, what is that...whatever

the reatrd dictionary? ...fuck thats good

hey, you know what?

andy is a girls name....

uh

yeah

......I've been asked to make peace with you by mysterious third parties.....Im a hippie, im a sucker for a big hug

'peace.. fish, man fish' ....'think the chicks'll dig it?' - Rory Will

 
let's smoke a bone, listen to some marley and play some hack

the only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

Colt 45 - Works every time
 
hahhaha that was funny while it lasted

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-Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
 
Yea, the forum is pretty crappy lately

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Ham: 'So...this is that 'fire' I've heard so much about. I never thought it could be so beautiful...'

Jay: 'Ham, your shirt's on fire.'
 
there will be plenty more controversey, don't you worry, there will be plenty more oppertunities to have forum fights....and just to let everyone know, I wasn't quite all there last night.....

the only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

Colt 45 - Works every time
 
haha, controversy is always fun. i actualy think the forum has been more interesting than usual lately. and yeah andy was a bitch yesterday lol

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------WINTERisLIFE on AOLhttp://www.cobaincase.com/ LIVE FAST DIE PRETTY., 'I play Russian roulette every day, a man's sport, with a bullet called life'-SOAD 'i tried em once..felt gay.' -NS.com member on skiboards

 
boo skipimp is making Bob Marley look bad

|D|u|n|c|a|n|

I find everything ammusing.

'Executing this trick perfectly will get you more tail than Axl Rose at the Pontiac Silverdome'

-Boyd Easley

'I am Gay'

-Mike Nick

 
andy - shush up and go to your corner. skipimp_ isn't a 12 year old kid, he's like, older and not dumb in real life (just like i'm not an ass in rea life). i'm just saying he shouldn't write so much shit in such a short period of time. people get annoying that way. I mean making 10 threads all dick related in a day or two just fills up the forum with the same old shit that gets boring and old...

and dont' use 'it's the offseason' as an excuse. this is non-ski gabber, we didnt' talk ski shit on this forum when we all were out skiing... so shut up, that's a dumb reason and you should all be shot repeatedly in the back of the knee...

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

'you're a fucking idiot' dogg to me in a random message.
 
Let's chill out guys, seriously, skipimps threads are funny. And last time I checked Harvey was the one who decided what content was appropriate, or mike_hunt and rebel while he's gone. If you don't like the thread subject, skip it, there are too many to read normally anyway.

 
actually, all 'moderators' are in charge of what they think is appropriate all the time, weather harvey is online or not.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

'you're a fucking idiot' dogg to me in a random message.
 
I swear to god

Im reading the stuff I wrote and I woulda kicked my ass, but what the hey, no more cock n balls threads, ok, done. one day I'll throw a huge bash....uh...somewhere, and we'll all get high

the only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

Colt 45 - Works every time
 
quiet you!!!

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

'you're a fucking idiot' dogg to me in a random message.
 
man Pimp boy or whatever rokc on maan I am so dunk right now. i think he should post moer. drink and smoke with your friends thne try to box

Whatcha Talkn about Willis?
 
yo dude, thats what i do every weekday, we go to my buddies (he's a crazy boxer) and we all get high in his basement, drink homemade beer and beat the crap outta each other...it's great fun

the only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

Colt 45 - Works every time
 
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