Crows

willbski9

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Every single morning at 6 O'clock those bastard birds wake me up with their god awaful caw. Theres about 5 of them that congregate out side my window that seem to communicate with other crows in the nieghborhood. I decided I've had enough of getting up and scaring them off every day, and decided to do the american thing and get a pelet gun for the final solution. Any one else annoyed by these creatures?

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yea, i have a billion (no exaggeration) on my lawn, but i have sweet windows so I can't hear them

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yea i hate those things and i want them all dead but last summer when we saw one dead on the road we had to like call a Haz Mat team to come in those big space suits to pick it up lol cause of that wes nile thing

 
catch them, train them as attack birds, then intimidate people with your army of crows

How ironic, he's blinded after a lifetime of enjoying being able to see
 
dude, pelet gun is te way to go... every once in a while i go out with mine, take em out, and if any more show up i take them... its fun

 
If you find a dead crow, hang it up by its feet on a line. They are incrediby intelligent and no other will come around your house.

"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."
 
^haha thats amazing. Maybe if i make one out of paper mache it'll work?

a male gynocologist is like an auto machanic who doesnt own a car
 
crows are my favourite bird they are soooo beautiful. and the are incredibly intelligent. i like the caw sound because its so obnoxious.

.stacer.

 
fuck man at my apartment it's seagulls, damn good for nothing, lazy scavenging, loud ass bastards

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ooh ooh im crow

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nice crow ^^

just start beatboxin on the intercom it would be so funny. then push the gum rack over on the floor, tackle somebody and burst outta there

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I hate those damn birds, why do they have to be so god damn loud and awful sounding.

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yea crows need to die. i have a ton at my house too and when ever one of my cats walks outside the crows go crazy.

Yea. I said it.

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