Criss Angel = Douche Bag

skiierman

skiierman

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Seriously, he is. "Oh look at me! I'm original and magical! You see people walk on broken glass, well I'm going to lay down on it then change it up a little by... GETTING RUN OVER BY A STEAM ROLLER!!!"
 
i hate that guy. His show is ridiculously fake and it is all staged.

your thread title is accurate.
 
some of his shit isnt even magic, i watched this one episode where he lifted up a car

before he did it he worked out for like a year in the gym and he was fucking ripped if i did that i would have just a good of shot of lifting up a car too
 
the only magic that is remotely cool is that david blaine shit on youtube with the cheeze its and whatnot.
 
the intro to the show is so fucked up, I thought it was pretty cool when he walked on water though I don;t know how he faked that
 
i just watched a tv comercial with him shuffling through a deck of cards. he holds up the ace of spades and says think about a card that isn't the ace of spades. he then holds up the queen of hearts and asks if that was my card....it was. i'm not lying i hate the guy as much as most people but it really was my card. on a commercial no less. kinda weird
 
yep. it was just weird how out of the 50 other cards to choose from he put the one i thought of on the commercial
 
That's such a stock trick. All he does is stall on one of the cards and because the rest are going so fast, you choose the easiest one to see and identify. It's one of the oldest "mind reader" card tricks out there.
 
^^ but i didn't even look at the cards. another strage thing about it. i was thinking about a card so intently i didn't look at the tele
 
dude that exact same thing happened to me it must be a thing with our brains that makes us think a certain way or something to make us pick that card
 
I hate criss Angel!! With a passion. Such a Douche bag makes a shit load of money and all he does is some stupid special effects.
 
apparently he's hanging in some box, right now, filled with cement...and he's going to break out within 24 hours? saw it on the news...

 
he put glass down with a few inches of water on it. that way it looked like the water kept going down but in reality it didnt and he could walk on it...

hes fake as all hell
 
yeah i was just about to say that, you see everyone around him and swimmng under him but no ones swims in front or behind him becasue of the glass or whatever
 
in snwbrdmilfs vid at 2:17 he glides hes probly suspended and they paid those people to act amazed. i mean look at all the people not one fat or ugly one in the bunch this is so fake
 
I love how you guys all "hate" this guy.

it's halarious because your all probably just pissed that you have no real idea how he does any of his shit.

I don't care how positive you think you are about how he performs still some of his mindfucks, but your still probably dead wrong.

I don't believe in the things he does, I also have no idea how he does do it. but im not going to hate the guy for it.
 
The guy who made that video is an idiot. He steps right where the girl swam so how could she swim between the blocks of plexy glass? His steps are also too close together for them to be spaced apart enough for someone to walk between his legs. It's a good idea to how he did it, but the wrong one.
 
that whole theory about the plexiglass block sitting in the water is automatically out because they said the girl swims in between his steps, when if you watch carefully she swims right under his foot.... so whats supporting him there?

basically that video ^^ is dumb.
 
The bending of light when it passes from a less dense medium to a more dense median causes it to bend. She is not actually in the exact position in the water that she appears to be.
 
Dude only Jesus can do that......he is a douche bag.....ya and he somehow climbed and stood on the side of a building......what a little fake ass fucker
 
My friend saw that too. He was like psh and just thought of one he didn't even see, the queen of hearts and that douche got it right.
 
i saw this one episode where he picked a "random" audience member and pulled her body in half. she promptly crawled away on her hands, not screaming. if i got pulled apart, i would be in shock
 
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