Creepy Stalker Chick

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Has anyone ever been stalked by someone they barely remember from their past? I met this chick, Jenny, at the library in like, seventh grade, and apparantly she really liked me. I ran into her this summer, six years later, and I don't remember her for shit! She tells me she just served a year in the army after being kicked out of the house. (Unless you're dishonorably kicked out, here's no such thing as one year in the army) She has pentagrams and voodoo signs on her clothes, is way older than legal, follows my friend and I around the fair, beats the cap out of my arm after learning that I lied about my age when I was like, twelve, clings on my arm around my then-girlfriend, (While she has a big, scary, mean, jailhouse-looking fiancee) and just creeps me out. I haven't eard from her since, but now she's started hanging out at my favorite coffeehouse, goes to all the concerts I go to, glares at any girls I'm around, and gets pissed off if I ignore her. I finally confronted her, and told her I don't know her, and we had no bond. She replied 'Oh, okay. I see. I'll see you later.' in the same tone of voice one would say 'I'm so going to murder you in your sleep.' She's weirding me out, and making this girl I like worry. What the hell do I do?

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I think the saddest thing you will ever see in your life is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Give it up, little friend.
 
1. Tell her shes freaking you out, and to leave you alone

2. Get a restraining order

3. Get your own icon

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i bet its skogenchick

“This sort of behavior is left to the psychotic, dogmatic, fundamentalist believers you see on your TV everyday letting off bombs and killing people in the name of God. Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing...'Maynard James Keenan
 
skip all that restraining order shit, thats just a load of bitch work that wastes time, shoot that bitch and your problems solved

Fuck You
 
i have had to girls from college look me up in the student directy and start emailing me like crazy. had to change my aol IM name a couple times to avoid them. one was big and black not racist and the other was short and a total anime weirdo girl.

Taste Death. Live Life.
 
baaaaaaahhahahahahahhaha such a funny story dude, if this chick murders you, shit, im sorry.... but at least you'll die knowing you made me laugh... and isnt that what its all about?

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hhaha great story, it reminds me of the previews for that movie with the stalker girl...swimmingfan or something...

friends don't let friends snowblade
 
hahaha my gf knew everything about me before i even met her

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
This super haggard annoying freshman fucking follows me around at school. She found out all this shit about me and she always talks about me and I don't even know her. She followed me around all last dance even though I had a date and kept asking me to dance and shit. I dunno, its just sorta scary..

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Its simply what we eat.
 
^^ is she hot?

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
just fuck the shit out of her and you'll be fine!

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2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
 
rob has the right attitude

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
there was a girl so haggard it sickens me who was always in my room at school, and she never really got the hint that I wanted her to fuck off, so I got my friend to come over and completely creep her out. It was great, she now leaves me alone because she thinks i'm into gay bondage.

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*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
iv had my fair share of stalkers, but the worst ones i find are the ones that will stalk you for like a day. they will follow you around a fair or a mall. I was on a fairy to grand manan on a school trip, and there was a soccer team on the same fairy with us. me and my buddy went to the bar to play some pool while we waited for the boat to get in and this team set up chairs around us like we were in the middle of an arena, and they kept asking us questions like how old are you, do you think that she is hot... the kinda thing that stupid little girls ask. so my friend an i booted it out of there and back to our group, where everyone had heard them talking saying things like 'i shot gun the one in the blue hat' so what did we do to get them off our backs? when boarding the fairy, my friend josh and i held hands and passed some overtly homosexual comments... scared the shit out of them. they hid from us teh rest of the trip, it was prime.

Tom--[Leap firSt]
 
hahaha, nice yeah the one good thing about homosexuality is that it can get you out of some sticky situations.

Ha. Ha.
 
I once had a friend who got all these chicks, and they would always ask me for his number, and who he was. I finally got pissed off and told them he was gay. He got mad, but the chicks were so haggard I was doing him a favor.

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I think the saddest thing you will ever see in your life is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Give it up, little friend.
 
I once had a friend who got all these chicks, and they would always ask me for his number, and who he was. I finally got pissed off and told them he was gay. He got mad, but the chicks were so haggard I was doing him a favor.

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I think the saddest thing you will ever see in your life is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Give it up, little friend.
 
i was followed around a mall for 2 hours once, so i went into a womens lengerie store and started looking at things and pretending to see if thigns owuld look good on me, they left me alone

Justin the Hick
 
at least its a girl, everyfucking time i turn around while im at school, theres this kid standing there, and he just follows me. he looks like hes twelve, except hes sporting a fucking mustache. scary shit

 
lol, gay bondage

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'it was impressive, sort of like a gay dude taking a cock that's too big for him without screaming'

 
on aschool trip this chick wouldnt leave me an my friends alone and she came into our room at the hotel and shit and was like 'i'm going to take off my shirt' and we were like 'OK!!!!!'

we wasted like 2 hours trying to convinve her to take off her shirt.. actually only like 15 minutes.. the rest was trying to convince her to leave because she decided not to.

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haha, sucks four you. there was a girl who stalked my earlier this year too. she wasnt to ba lookin but she was fucking weird. she called my house while she had some kids i know on the line so i wouldnt tell her to go fuck herself. i didnt even know he name at that point, she just decided to find out my phone number an last name. scary shit.

 
One time I was on the Greyhound bus (which is hel)

I sat by this guy that I believed to be normal. He was actually from texas and doing a news resport on the greyhound. Anyways, two weeks later he ended up calling me, Im not sure how he got a hold of my personal info, he said that he called greyhound. He then went on to leave a note on my front door (this guy is from texas, I was living in oregon at the time) It was pretty freaky stuff, stalkers are definitely bad.

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haha apple that made me laugh.

You are right, she did sell out to disney, I used to listen to Hilary Duff when she was underground.

-reefsiderider
 
just fuck her!

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Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!
 
i have this HUUUGE bitch who stalks me, i mean i hardly talked to her ever and she knows everything it freaks me out cuz she tells me she wants to fuck me and shes like comparable to a whale

 
There's this one girl I almost had to get a restraining order against. She scared the hell out of me. Pretty much, she'd break into my house and come into my room. When I woke up, she'd be right next to me staring at me.

A few other times at around 2 in the morning, she'd be staring at me from outside my window.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
TELL HER YOU HAVE aids.

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.

bring Back The 60's!!

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

ya dropped the mc soap

here comes the ass ___________,

what, you dope, can't figure it out?

thinkn so hard your ears are steamin?

ha ha

and loo loo la foo

i duck under mc's

lassos of used rhymes and beats, claimin impressive feats, y'know what? it's your feet

they stink, did you crawl from under a sink?

whats that around your girl's neck

a dead stinky mink?

did you hit it with a brick?

no

a stick?

what, you have a little prick?

killing animals for vanity, don't you know that shit's insanity

what? my profanity?

is that your issue against me?

it's ok, because i know you can't see.

 
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Me: I learned how to make joints.

Parents: Oh...

(Ten Minutes Later)

Me: In Shop

Parents: **Still worried**

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There was a girl that staked me and formed a cult, they scarficed stuffed anmimals and shit. I was scared cuse she was crazy.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
we have a semi-'challenged' girl at our school, who is known school-wide as 'stalker-girl'

if you greet her with that name, she freaks, if you ignore her, she freaks. She is short, fat, ugly, she has spasms, yells, and if you act nice to her, she'll latch onto you for months. The first thing we did was say 'hi stalker girl, wanna go smoke a joint?' and she hated us. She is anti-drug. good times

 
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