Creative writing...

SlimDunkin.

SlimDunkin.

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I joined a new class this semester, and it's called creative writing. Basically for the people who realize that english won't be such a big part of there life, and think it's kind of pointless and just need the credit. I have to write a 5 page paper for tomorrow, about a topic of my choice...

Seeing as I really don't have much to do tonight, I'd figure I'd throw myself into this paper to get a decent grade to start of the semester.

So give me a topic that is has a lot of controversy, details and really interesting. I was thinking along the lines of something ethical. So if there are any future ethicists in the house chime in.

I am not asking you to do my homework for me in anyway, just trying to come up with an interesting topic/thesis.

 
I was thinking about lowering the drinking age, then I figured I would write an essay on wyh it shouldnt be lowered.

Or abortion.
 
Anyone may feel free to PM me for help with writing assignments. That early semester A can get you off to a solid start and build a positive image for you. I am as close to a professional writer as one can get without actually being a professional writer. PM me for help and advice concerning any writing assignment, regardless of topic.
 
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What about Euthanasia? I wrote a paper on that a while back and theres a lot of options to work with and stances you can take on the issue
 
i just wrote mine on the topic...

"are extreme sports becoming too extreme"

teacher said it was one of the best papers she had read in awhile
 
Nope. I am legit. I know how to get to Chad's Gap from the bottom of Alta, I know what it takes to get a mattress out of a pool (a crane), I know that Tanner's "...ankles are broken!!!" I even put on my robe and wizard hat to write this response.
 
haha i was hoping for something different from the title since i'm a english major/creative writing concentration, but to each his own.

point is, this sounds a lot more like essay writing than creative writing to me. the two are not really even very close to the same thing. at all. my only hope is that this is some kind of stupid introduction assignment for the class that somehow will translate into something that actually is creative writing
 
The funny thing is, I'm sure it's just some 14 year old kid who spends 15 minutes on each post, meticulously checking it for errors, just so he can keep up this pointless alias.
 
This. I took it first semester.

I don't remember writing a five page paper, but it's called CREATIVE writing, not a contraversial essay assignment, like all the other history classes. Write a story, fiction or real life, that's entertaining.
 
Alright, here's your story.

So, you work at an IHOP, and there's also this hot girl who works at IHOP with you, so you're making pancakes and shit, just chilling in the back, when ALL OF THE SUDDEN: motherfucking robbers. They are here to rob IHOP. Well guess what, robbers, there's a cop having some breakfast. The cop jumps up and shoots the fuck out of one of the robbers, but there was another robber who came around the back and blew the cop's face off with a shotgun. Now the robbers are pissed and everyone is now a hostage. So you're just chilling in the back with this girl cause you don't know what to do, but you're like damn this girl is hot as fuck, I gotta do something brave, so you grab a knife and a hot frying pan and go fucking Rambo style out of the kitchen, cutting down these fuckers left and right and smacking them with your frying pan. The next thing you know, someone shoots you in the leg. Ow. Fuck that hurt. So you're like fuck this I'm in the zone, you do some sick Matrix move and pick up one of the dead dude's guns whip around and throw your frying pan in the air, then shoot 6 bullets at it, deflecting them into the rest of the robbers (cause there's like fucking 50 robbers, duh), then you dig the bullet out of your leg with a knife, because fuck pain, grab your new girlfriend...and some other chick that happened to be eating there, bang them both in front of everyone, and then walk out of that place like you fucking own it. Then you get shot by the police waiting outside because you're pointing a gun in the air shouting "FUCK YEAH" and you die. The end. Find out how to make that five pages and you're golden.
 
Someone has jealousy issues. I am a highly successful graduate student, earn straight 100s, graduated valedictorian, and am simply looking to give back to NS a little. I am happy to utilize my skills to help others. I do not understand your problem with me essentially tutoring online. Why not do what one is good at?
 
get the fuck out. you were selling essays for people to hand in. if you want to do what you're good at then write a fucking book. don't encourage academic dishonesty. there's no place in this world for people like you.
 
Hahaha he does kind of write in the same style. Trying to sound smart, while really just sounding like an idiot who's trying wayy too hard.
 
Correct, it is a solid sentence. I graduated undergrad as valedictorian. The past and present tense may both be found in one sentence. For example:

"Ahab hunts the White Whale because the near-mythical beast made off with his leg."

This is not a direct Melville quote, but would work as a line in Moby Dick. Of course, Melville would most likely make this one sentence into at least one chapter, giving great detail as to Ahab's leg. This would include the number of bones, the names of all of the bones (real or made up), the condition of the bones, the number of hairs on the leg, and so on and so forth.

I could add to the previous by saying "Ahab hunts the White Whale because the near-mythical beast made off with his leg, but will not be so lucky in the next go-round." This would merge past, present, and future, just as I did in my sentence that you attempted to correct. There is obviously a difference in casual writing as found here in responses, and the professional writing that would be found in a paper I wrote.

You are of course free to contact me. You will not be disappointed with the quality of the work. I write significantly better than your college's writing center. I am able to edit and revise with great clarity. I assure you, I both speak and write far better than your English professor who has been teaching for 35 years.
 
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