Creative things to hold in your hands instead of poles

[rhinoceross]

if youre the sickest person ever, a gameboy

 

[Edward.]

if you like jon brogan's thug edit you should hold two a sandwhich in each hand

 

[Edward.]

hold a twinkie*

 

[B.Snow]

fuck yes

 

[BULLSEMEN]

PANDA BEARS!!!

 

[popNfresh44]

two tallboys

 

[dave44]

your cock?

cup of coffee, bananas while doing gorilla steeze, or wear boxing gloves, or simply go nude

 

[Sholte]

snowballs to throw.

 

[DANETRON]

two 40s in paper bags

 

[Alex_thedroog]

40's, a stuffed bear, or a stuffed dog

 

[assface]

for bear steeze, hold some fish

for medevil steeze hold a mace or a sick sword

 

[seemeski]

A rubber chicken.

 

[scientist]

If your a cheetah youd hold nothing in your paws. You would hunt antelope and you wouldnt be super stoked on skiing anyways.

 

[youknomysteeze]

9 in my right, 45 in the other hand

 

[PeteyG]

a box of pizza

 

[Yauch]

yeah then you could do the "chomp on this" trick just like in tony hawk underground

 

[huckaberry]

laptop

 

[SteveStepp]

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[IMG]http://www.productrs.com/miracleblade_wo_juicer_set.jpg

 

[SteveStepp]

 

[SteveStepp]

 

[scottie_mac]

Definatly Foam #1 fingers or the bear claw foam paws that you could get at the vanvouver grizzles basketball games.

 

[Yauch]

you should carry a ham sandwich in one hand and a turkey sandwich in the other and spend all day in the park while deciding which one you are going to take a bite of first

 

[danedegruyter]

your a fuckin' idiot.

 

[Yauch]

woaah!! where did that come from??

 

[MatRich]

TEQUILA BANG BANG!

 

[CoonKiller]

umbrellas

 

[nathanielstyza]

such a good idea

 

[BvK]

cucumbers

 

[jason...]

ak47's and ninja swords

 

[freezed]

snowblades, so you can do hand stands and stuff while you go down the hill.

 

[Crackaghan]

if you wanna go a few steps further than hesh you could rock the hobo steeze and take a shopping cart and turn the wheels into mini skis

then you could beg bottles and cash from other people at the mountain

 

[Hairmetaler]

hahahaha

 

[zackblain]

hamsters.

 

[dirty.]

a fith of beam in my right hand, and a bull horn in my left

 

[ShadyHillGroup]

the term is a ghettoblaster, tried it, pretty hard because they weigh a good 10lbs. 

Since i ski with no poles all the time i was doing trees and wished i had poles, i found a large branch and broke it into twoo poles, they were fun. Then i got a huge branch and used it like a kayak paddle, that was cool too, you can also pole vault with it. but the classiest move by far is to ride hands in your pockets

 

[wunderskier]

if you are a fisherman, hold a rod.

if you are a nice gay dude, hold nothing.

if you are anerexic, hold a lunch.

 

[doublexl]

yes! a cracked 40 in each hand.

 

[JER-Z]

i understand the 40s but the teddy bears?...

 

[skithesprings]

red bullz

 

[JER-Z]

^ do not let holson see that

 

[Microcosm]

oh shit dude, I had one during lunch and I can't stop burping right now.

 

[Malcolm]

a ribbon so when u flail people will think its on purpose

 

[phishfood]

babies

 

[eheath]

 

[phishfood]

AIDS

 

[mackinnon]

HAHAHA YES! a ribbon dancer!

 

[RICK_ROSS]

 

[PacificRimJob]

superman capes.

 

[DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX]

water noddles or ginger kids, either works or

 

[ShredTheGnarnia]

oh man i cant wait to see the pics and vids that come outta this...