Creative things to hold in your hands instead of poles

[readiculous]

Ninjas...

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[0123456789]

as in nunchucks/throwing stars?

if so it is the threads end

 

[cousinmark]

light sabers

 

[kristie]

salmon

 

[Armanzoid]

Bitches. Wear a massive fur coat but don't put your arms through the sleeves, then when you drop in to hit something, the girls smoothly take off the fur coat just like Joe Namath used to do back in the day.

 

[bernard.saucier]

I ride with a mouse and a keyboard in my hands so whenever i feel like practicing my typography i can. You guys should watch some of my mouse-spinning tricks too. My mommy always said I am special.

 

[oldskewl]

If you are a porn star you hold your penis

 

[bernard.saucier]

No offense, but im pretty sure everybody thought about it but ALSO thought it was too easy and not original enough to say it. However, it was good to see someone that didn't have the second thought

 

[oldskewl]

you know what is funny - I actually had the second thought and said fuckit I'll go for the obvious

 

[PilleDaKid]

Hold another pair of skis in your hands so if you go from park to pow just take off your park skis and put on your pow ones.

 

[KeithB.]

If your a cop hold a cup of coffee and a doughnut.

 

[Steezasaurus]

i was gonna do that for my places gaper day...and retro boombox crankin out jump by van halen and other 80's hair metal

 

[blindside]

a cane aka big pimpin

 

[Holte]

squeegees are always good for the rain.

 

[dubage]

double fisting mountain dew

 

[rossiskier93]

agreed...

i thinks it is numchucks not nunchucks

 

[shabinka]

ah van halens hair metal now?

 

[b-kul]

if you have vegitarian steeze you can hold carrots.

 

[Tinga]

BOOBIES

 

[lalalalaura]

beer cans?

 

[artfullydodged]

a red bull and a burrito!!!

 

[Greg_o]

hockey sticks

 

[crussell]

kyack paddle, imajine how much speed ud get

(spellings terrible)

 

[Casey]

a beer in one hand and a smoke in the other.. the real reason I don't use poles.

 

[B.Snow]

Bananas

 

[Yauch]

how bout dustbusters, you could turn them on for extra speed

 

[nauseA]

I thaught it would come further up the list... 12 reply to say guns, I'm dissapointed NS...

 

[mackinnon]

i was going to mention the olenick thing, haha.

a lunchbox? or one of these

 

[mackinnon]

oh word, it even has a wrist strap!^

 

[emopoppins]

only thing you should hold in your hands is dicks.

 

[fsscott]

Get like some FREAKING UMBRELLAS!!!!!

 

[Yauch]

haha that would be cool if you think your gonna bail then just open them and youll parachute to safety

 

[Calvin.]

Cocks

 

[mikee]

magic cards///

 

[bernard.saucier]

L O L SO TRUE

 

[Commonwealth]

an acoustic guitar

 

[lotsoffun]

snowballs to throw

 

[Faggghkxd]

yea dude i posted that above but there are people at my mtn. that bring umbrellas and sit in the park all day its so funny

 

[Will_B]

a microphone in one and a karaoke machine in the other.

pump out the jams!!!

 

[comeatmebro]

that's mean. it should be my sandwich in one and she can't use the other cause it is chained to the sink.

 

[low_fidelity]

debbie downer

 

[jfbolieuvaldi]

if you're a bird put your arm like wings

 

[VT_FLO]

kittens

 

[tBenz]

a hang glider (idk how to spell it)

 

[ryankachel]

either koosh balls or bottles of bleach

 

[TheMoostafian]

this is obvious

a ghostbusters lunchbox full of dick drawings

 

[tommihq]

haha ^^

and also someone said cups and there were couple of replies that said girls (or bitches) so lets combine those and what do we get???

 

[Faggghkxd]

hahaha i love superbad

 

[GUZ]

hot dogs

 

[BBG]

if you're a pirate you should hold a pirate-style sword in one and an rhum in the other and say yarrrr. eh cedric?