Creative things to hold in your hands instead of poles

[Yauch]

if you like gorilla steeze you should hold bananas

if your a gangsta then you should dual weld some pistolas

we already asked the busness man, he carries a cellphone in one hand and a briefcase in the other

what else...

 

[Piste.Off]

if your a pimp hold dildos

 

[troublemaker3]

i was gonna say dildos as well, to sit on while on the lift

 

[R-Bertsch]

double fisting blunts

 

[Yauch]

hahaha, i should have put all those in too.

 

[Peter.]

dumbest thread in the league

 

[Yauch]

dont be such a negative nancy

 

[steezyjibber]

if u like cavemen steeze then hold sticks

 

[Schoening]

I heard al lanning did the us open years ago no poles with a baget in his hand...

 

[Peter.]

dumbest comment in the league

seriously

either you hold poles or you dont

/endthread

 

[TWoods]

40 hands,

or teddy bears.

 

[Yauch]

or spears

 

[Thomson.]

Guns.

 

[ski_ENDUB]

gats or forties, or both

 

[troublemaker3]

a sign that says gheyper

 

[sirskizalot]

grenades

 

[Yauch]

oh i forgot little flags. Damn i might try that. Flags would be super steezy

 

[Bigwoods]

MARACAS!

 

[Yauch]

haha, i also forgot hammers. If you did that enough, people would start calling you the hammer. Also if their was a loose nail sticking out of one of the rails, you could fix it. Hammers would be pretty cool

 

[doritos]

A fifth of Five O'Clock in one hand and a 40 in the other to wash it down. Who says black people don't ski?

 

[Microcosm]

hahaha, that was pretty funny/

 

[titsLOL]

dicks

 

[Santa-Cruz]

you should hold some one else like a little bro or a miget

 

[AptosFreeskier]

Care-bear?

 

[Dan-Man]

BEER

 

[Yauch]

haha, and if you got yourself into trouble you could use them to save a bail or something, unless you get the worthless flopping fish, cause then your fucked

 

[nwoody88]

hammer one is pretty funny escept your arms would get pretty tired..lol..

umm the baguet one is pretty cool, if your emo try razorblades, or if you love your music try with speakers..

theres plenty of possibilities...

 

[skiminnesota]

one maraca and one tambourine............

then you can make music while you ski

 

[landonn]

i disagree, this is progression haha. exhaust pipes if you like cars.

 

[Faggghkxd]

im gonna with an umbrella for more air time or, a pole vault thing, OR

and last but not least

 

[Yauch]

i almost put that one in the original post haha

 

[masta_LE3B]

squirt bottels so you can squirt people on the lifts as you flip and spin, or slushes, so when you do linkoln loops you can try and keep the slushy from spillin

 

[bigolrig]

two fat black chicks.

 

[zackblain]

yeah, hand grenades with the pins out so If you fall your dead.

 

[Hairmetaler]

with pencil steeze hold pencils

 

[Boodje.]

 

[Rooddss]

crunk cups

 

[Pklink04]

if you had the caveman steeze you should hold to cavewomen by the hair and drag them down the run with you

 

[Treestman]

knives to shank gapers

 

[bbtkd1]

carry dogs fo sho

 

[Schoening]

Andrew Holson

 

[abbazabba21]

haha shit i hope he doesnt find out where to buy one of those things

 

[Pirruccio]

black people

 

[ahmedthesailor]

U r really gay, go away you have no friends

 

[NickMartini]

 

[freestyler540]

Beer

 

[SeanB]

I think the maracas are a pretty sweet idea, ditto with the hammer thing. When I was at High North (R.I.P) in '03 Pete Olenick had a broken wrist so he rode with a plastic samurai sword in that hand, that was pretty dope too.

 

[Ryanvdonk]

swords! to cut down gapers and pesky people sitting in the landings.

 

[raddar]

massive boombox like chad muska used to do

 

[colin13]

haha ya i was just about to say this, just rock through the park with a boombox.

 

[0123456789]

as wellas wear a backpack