Creative Speech/Paper help

[BlakeG]

Hey NS, i need some ideas for my creative speech paper

We had to choose a place and make a persuasive or argumentative paper on why people should go and live at your chosen place...not a factual paper

I chose the moon and i need some ideas also puns would be great

 

[Dylan_]

your schizophrenic head

 

[BlakeG]

please help NS

 

[NotoriousT.S.E]

lifetime supply of cheese.

 

[Crossfade]

Open your speech with "You are all naked!" Seriously good ice breaker. Whole class has a chuckle. Good luck.

 

[BlakeG]

thats pretty good

 

[squibble]

id want to go to the moon because gravity is so chill there

 

[ski93]

I was gunna say... make sure you start off with something catchy. Whenever we do class presentations and the starting sucks I'll just dose off for the rest.

 

[BlakeG]

please help i need some random creative responses

 

[MeenaSmalls]

don't do it

 

[I_Am_Mod]

http://www.technovelgy.com/ct/Science-Fiction-News.asp?NewsNum=528

lunar powder shralping !

 

[Answerless]

you'd be able to throw down crazy tricks

 

[Applejack]

The moon? That speech is going to have less gravity than... well... the moon. BA DUM TSSSS

 

[I_Am_Mod]

reduced gravity and no atmospheric friction = real futurespins!