Creative Inventions

PilleDaKid

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Alright so for world of business we need to come up with a good or service and then create a business plan of how we're going to go about selling it and all that shit. So far I've come up with; wireless earbud headphones, delivery service for McDonald's, and a delivery service that will deliver right to your dorm 24/7 and all you have to do is send a text (not really too original but my school doesn't have this). But my team doesn't really like any of my ideas so now I'm coming to you NS for some creative, but reasonable inventions.
 
i had to do this a few years ago and i came up with an urban ski, similar to the forum street dweller snowboard. No edges and made to take abuse of urban but not intended for mountain use. I said Line should pri\oduce it because at the time the reactor binding was still being made and you could just switch the bindings from your mtn skis to the urban skis. I got an A and ended up not having to take the final.

Another idea that someone else in the class did was a frozen dinner from taco bell. White castle makes their hamburgers available and TGI Friday's has a bunch of frozen apitizers so why not taco bell?
 
Hahahahah yo this is mad funny, you could put it on your cat too or something. I'll bring this one up and the vending machine one is pretty good.
 
a chewing gum with some chemical that decreases appetite.

a car with wind turbines on the roof, under side-view mirrors, inside the front grill etc. when the car first starts it uses gas or electric power, then as it runs the turbines spin and charge up an electric generator and then it uses that to continue powering the car at maintenance speeds since that is when cars use the least power.
 
I think they do it in certain areas in NYC as well. And maybe some other densely populated cities.

And wireless earbud headphones are already real.
 
completely possible, you just have to be an asshole to do it.

step 1: vape your weed

step 2: get high as a motherfucker

step 3: sell vaped weed to some noob

step 4: use money to buy another sack

step 5: repeat steps 1-4
 
NEVER!!!! HOVER TWIN TIPS!!! NEVER PUT BOARDS BEFORE SKIS EVER AGAIN OR I WILL CALL DOLPHIN AND WHALE TO KILL YOU!!!!!!! AND IF THERE NOT AVALIBLE, I WILL GET CHICKEN AND COW!!!!!! OR MAYBE I WILL GET THALL TO EAT YOU!!!!!!!
 
hahaha, your teacher will laugh at you if you try this. Any power generated from the turbines will be a fraction of the extra power used to offset the force of spinning the turbine. Conservation of energy
 
Novocaine Pills.

I just had some dental work and my whole face is numb... its intense.
 
this might exist but I've always thought it would be so useful to have a tv remote locator. The same idea as a portable phone locator, only for the remote..because I can never find mind.
 
haha well the locator would be in a fixed place, like the telephone bed. For example you could have it fixed onto the wall of the room your tv is in or something like that..
 
problem with this is that when you sell it to them your customer base will be gone. then you will have no one to sell to thus losing money simple "teach a man to fish you lose your customer, sell a man a fish he'll know were to come when he runs out of fish"
 
FUUUCCCKKKK YYOOUUU WWHAAALLLE FFFUUCCCKK YOOOUU DOLLPHIN!!! I'LL SICK MY GGOOODDZZIIILLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
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How about bacon...

That doesn't shrink when you cook it.

Now to do this we will need to take average pigs and drown then. Keep them underwater for weeks until it shrinks down to its frying potential, then inject them with straight lard.

We can call them shirnky dinks
 
Honestly, that's not even creative and sounds like more fossil fuel emitted into our atmosphere. So you sir, should never attempt to become an "inventor", if anyone can even consider those inventions.

Anyone who actually does have a creative invention is not likely to post it on NS if they have any smarts...
 
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