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yea so today. I went to St.Thomas to my friends house and later we BMX biked to the mental instatute. and we were finding cool transfars.

lol trying to avoid the mental walking around in white rohbes. Anyways. So we saw this crazy guy in a white rohb and a white hood on his head. so we were all freaked out and shit because he kept on walking towards as and stoping and picking up a rock and putting it in his pocket but so my brother Jakub and I were like lets get ride of this suckkker so we just BMXed passed him at full speed. so we lost him but we made our way to this abandon military training base way, way, WAY pased the Mental buildings and shit and there were like house under hills (like Viking style)

so we were exploring and shit. then all of a sounded out of nowhere a red Chrysler Van started driving up to me (oh yea this was all in a farm field land place with the abandon warehouses) anyways Jakub was like SHIT! because there are security all around the premises and shit so he Biked away and hide behind an abandon building so I was prentending I didnt see the van so I keep biking away. But The van pulled up next to me and in My head I was like Shit THE COPS! because we werent supose to be there. but its so damn cool!

so he was talking to me about its illegal and some shit. so I was like k bye. so we biked off and eventualy we biked to another abandon area where there are cool stair drops and gaps and shit and then we were doing some cool shit then we saw the red van from a far distance driving so I was like shit! Cops! so we biked over this huge hill where theres that water tower thing then we eventualy made our way to the thames valley district school board office. I was I like ahhhh.

and then we just biked away to the house. but it was all freaky and shit because there were crazy people waving at us and following us. lol

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sounds like quite the adventure

Burns: We don't have to be adversaries Homer, we both want a fair union

contract...

Homer's Brain: Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?

Burns: ...and if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours...

Homer's Brain: Wait a minute, is he coming onto me?

Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?

Homer's Brain: Oh my God! He IS coming onto me!'

Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bed-fellows.

Homer's Brain: (Screams)

Homer: Sorry Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure

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man, were u like blazin or somethin when all this happened?

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ooh it was crazy ass hit joel. CRAZY I say.

the mentals were telling other mentals tht we are there, its all a great consiracy!

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haha you said shit like 20 times!!!

nice story dude..

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yea that's what we were thinking. we were like what the fuck? I don't know well I think there was a police station by there or something so mabey they just had a van with some shit in the back or something. not sure. It's like the Area 51 of South Ontario

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ummm....riiiiiight....

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Damn, i'm sorta disappointed actually. Here i was... all thinking i was gonna find a story with a kick ass ending, but then it just sorta ends. at least lie and make the ending more fun. I was saddened. Sounds like interesting day tho. What was the deal with the dude in the robes tho??

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AAHAAHAH I know the ending was gay,

here well the cop cought us and now I'm typing from a prison cell. haha

oh yea the crazy people wear robs and shit so the security know that those are the crazy people and shit and plus they gotta look crazy so they just wear it!lol

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Sweet story, it reminds me of the time the leprachauns chased me, that was freaky shit!

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Haha, yeah it should have ended like:

So we came over the hill and almost ran right into 30 police cars each with 2 officers holding guns. They yelled at us to put our hands up and quietly go back to the mental institution. I tryed to tell them that we weren't crazy but each time they just threatened to shoot me for lieing so I stopped. Well, now that we were inside there was all these crazy gaps inside the institution, but it was kinda hard to ride the bikes in a straight jacket. The people here are real nice they give you food and all. Oh gotta go, it's Alphabet time! And, if I do well they give me green jello!!!

Taylor

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LOL that would of been the sweetest ending ever.

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AAAAAHAAHAHA!! damn Tay! that;s so damn funny! ahaha, lol 'I'm not crazy! what are you doing!'

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