Crazy things that happen at your job?

yesterday the onwer of the new orleans saints showed up, his new yhat has a crew of 5 or 6, 130+ feet and has four floors above water
 
i work at a grocery store in a small town, there is an older man with some sort of disorder but so far he has taken a shit on the floor 7 times.
 
I get bitched at by 12 year olds because i don't think they are good enough for a sponsorship.

So far i've gotten 3 calls from parents because they think their kid is good enough with like 270's off and 3's.

 
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Luke from minnesoda. Your mother is a cunt. Just saying.

and yeah it was pretty much like this.
 
I was working the drive thru at wendys and when this guy pulled up to the speaker to order he got robbed at gun point. I heard the whole thing it was pretty crazy. The cops came and the guy could hardly stand he was so drunk.

Another time i was working the drive thru everybody ditched me and i was super busy doing 4 jobs at once, and when i went in the back to see why everyone was gone one of my coworkers was out cold on the floor lol he cut his finger and passed out looking at the blood. Hes an NSer to shit was funny after we knew he was ok.

 
i work at starbucks and yesterday we were changing things around for the summer promotions and one of our regular crazies came in and was being all weird as usual. i was changing the table base which had a decorative box around the bottom to hide the base so i took it off and put it to the side and out of the corner of my eye i see the woman walk over to it and look at it. so i turn to look at her and she just climbed into the box, stood there looking out the window for like 3-4 minutes drinking her frappaccino and then got out and left the store....very very weird.
 
I had a grill blow up in my face and it burnt my arms and face

Also a coworker showed up in the morning and said "nothing like a couple caps of speed to wake you up in the morning" ... he wasn't kidding

 
I had a homeless christain guy try to convince me to go to church w him, said no, shook his hand, then found out he turns tricks in the park at night for change. ew.
 
people flip out at me for taking them off the golf course when i can see lightning. that and people telling me are really good at golf and then i watch them tee off from the tips right into the water... twice.
 
The fire in the picture started like 3 weeks ago maybe. But during the fire in the picture, a squirrel climbed into a transformer and got electrocuted which caused a fire in my tech area. The lights that you see in the picture are various other tech areas along with some of the town.

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I work at a sketch pizza place and one time this guy came into the shop and he was like "I got no money brah but can i trade you weed for some pizza?" we said no but he went and got money then came back and dropped a half gram j into the tip jar.

Lightning hit a light post in the parking lot shit was crazy i was ripping apart a box and i saw a huge flash then a building shaking bang. I thought a gas main exploded or something.

There is a coke dealer that parks his car in the plaza right in front of my shop and deals. He comes by like 3 times a week and hes gets a new car every 2 months.

Pretty funny shit

 
I would have done it but my boss is a real ass about making sure shit is exact. He makes us measure out pizza toppings in ounces.
 
some dude feel 5 m through some scaffolding here this week then a dude broke his arm. HUGE deal. Apparently.
 
My work put on a party on wednesday, here is some video.

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Fogerty was awesome, played a whole bunch of CCR stuff.
 
^ I heart Fogerty.

I asked a lawyer that I was having a simple real estate closing with if he brought the cash the parties had agreed upon. He pulled a gun out from his briefcase and put it on the conference room table next to the cash and said "yup and brought this too just in case". Not cool at all.
 
Um this isn't at my work (where I currently am) but my company is hosting a party at the Playboy Mansion tomorrow. Why am I not there? Unfortunately the newer people in the company don't get to go. It's okay though I have a hot date with my hand tomorrow night.
 
He was so good. He did a really long set and played pretty much everything you'd want to hear and was super uptempo and energetic. I wasn't sure if he'd still be able to put on a good show but the dude goes like he's 30, cept he's talking about Woodstock and shit, it's ridiculous.

That story is completely insane. If you did that here you would be in front of a Law Society disciplinary panel so quickly you wouldn't have time to blink. And probably get disbarred, to boot. That is just crazy.

Looking forward to our next work party...

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Yeah, Im sure anywhere else he'd be disbarred but in good ol' smalbany, its all about who you know and how much you pay them. Sad but true.
 
I work at a skate park and yesterday a kid punched another kid in the face and shifted his front tooth behind his other tooth and split his lip. Then his mom came and picked him up. The worst part about it was that it was the kids birthday the next day.
 
People catch on fire on the semi-reg.

You know it's bad when someone else tells you you're on fire before you know.

"Dude- DUDE! You're on fukkin' fire again man!!"
 
i work for the town so lots of shit. had a kid drown, some drunk dude jumped off cliffs and missed the water, fires, you know
 
On a daily basis I see 1400 pound animals jump over 5 foot obstacles, which is exciting enough for me. But I've seen some gnarly wrecks as well. I've seen two people get airlifted out of the arena this summer and i've witnessed countless injuries.
 
the other day a customer told my manager to shit in a hat, because his food took too long to get ready

the fire alarm went off during a storm so everyone had to leave the restaurant..and stand in the rain for a good 15 minutes

i guess alot of crazy things happen on the regular..considering i work at a pretty damn crazy resturant
 
do you smash your head against concrete before each post? i swear im confused at the stupidity of your posts more consistently than almost anyone on here and there are some RETARDS on this board
 
I work at a farmstand, and I must say working with the public is hilarious. Let's make a list:

-Toothless junky eating corn on the cob (I was crying, that's how hard I was laughing at this lady)

-People having sex in their van in the parking lot

-There are about 14 Jamaicans that work at the farm.

-Some kid almost pooped his pants because we had little blocks of fudge for sale

-People dropping 15 pounds of berries they just picked, so funny

-Kid got stung in the face by a hornet

-My boss told me about the good strip clubs in Montreal

-Drifting my car out of the parking lot

-Lady asking how much we are selling our weed for... hahha lolwut

-Lady that comes and buys roughly $100 worth of berries of the stand once a week that would cost her prolly $40 if she picked them.

-Lots of attractive women which we have code terminology for haha (code red, German)

-Asian and Indian groups that come and sit in the field eating berries for 2 hours and then come up with
 
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