Crazy things that happen at your job?

Pee_and_Ski

Pee_and_Ski

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so in the past month at my job we had one guy off himself and another guy choke on his steak as he was having a heart attack.

crazy stuff at your place of employment?
 
Every once and a while our internet will shut down for 30 minutes or so. Ya I know I have an exciting job...
 
In high school I worked in a sketchy part of town at a pizza place. One of my coworkers who was a meth head stole a bunch of stuff from the shop, was caught on camera and came to work the next day to be arrested out front. Apparently he owed drug money.
 
various intoxicated individuals, fights etc.

not on a nightly basis of course. Most of what we deal with is pleasant interactions. but there's always a few...
 
i almost tipped the forklift over the other day trying to get the forks under the huge green garbage bin. It was... crazy
 
watching 15 year olds stomp 3s and backies off sizable cliffs on a daily basis (in the winter)
 
I work at a cemetery doing landscaping and shit. Every once in a while someone will move cities and want to have their relative moved to a cemetery closer to them, so we have to go in and dig up the vault (metal box containing the casket) for them to transport. The vault is filled with 100+ gallons of BLACK water that has a body marinating in it for however many years. You have to drill a hole in the vault to drain the water out cause its too heavy. Anyways, I was pouring dirt back over the grave where the hole and 100+ gallons of BLACK DEATH water were and some splashed up into my eye. I was pissed. I fucking hate my job.
 
Last summer after senior year i worked as a pest control manager on an air forcebase. We killed prarie dogs basically by putting poison down there holes and covering them up. There were always snakes in the holes and we would have to kill them if they were rattlers. One day a big mother fucker of a snake bit my boss in the hand which was gnarly we got him medical assistance within like 5 minutes with anti venom he straight was back at work in two days. but we killed snakes on the reg which was crazy i fucking hate snakes so yeah just seeing them was crazy as tits. then we would decapitate them with shovels and their bodies would wiggle for at least half an hour it was crazy.
 
I work at a restaurant with a bunch of smokeshow waitresses. Thongs hang out on a daily basis and its awesome. I'm literally the only the male employee in the whole joint besides two guys in the kitchen. Actually I'm pretty sure one of the hostesses frequents NS. Hopefully she doesn't hold it against me. Or better yet, maybe she will...
 
in the past year a little boy(3) peed his pants and then took them off and ran around naked and we call the cops at least twice a month. Last time it was because some guy props open the back door too the gym and sneaks in. I work at an athletic gym and in the daycare at the gym here and there.
 
one of my coworkers is a convicted murderer. most of the rest are sort of rednecky. everyones rather blue collar
 
i work at a car was in the dirt part of my city maad crac heads hang around this week alone i got pressured to buy cubic zurconias from a crack head I took an imaginary quote for a crack head who "owned a ferrari" and a lady offered me a pack of smokes on my lunch break cuz i was sitting where crack heads usually chill and she went on to explain to me how i can change my life and feinding a cigarete while high on heroin is the worst thing in the world (she was an ex needle addict who works at a meth clinic)
 
One time a guy shit all over the walls. We just covered our faces and went in with a pressure washer.

At a previous job while I was working alone in a movie store, someone came in, snuck to the basement, and hid there until I had closed the store and took the money down to the basement. Apparently the person was down there hiding right beside me (nobody woulda heard me, no cell phone service). Luckily I wasn't attacked, they just stayed there till I left and then stole the cash and left.

Ended up tripping an alarm on the way on out and got caught, so everything turned out okay.
 
working at a tennis club in one of the top 5 richest areas in the country...all i can say is you should see the women here
 
Bear was trapped in a car, ate a bananna then tried to get out. Destroyed the inside of a car. Buildings burn. Nasty car accidents. People take their own life. People drown while rafting. List goes on, seen it all. All kinds of crazy. Scary crazy.
 
A car started by it self in gear ( there was a dog in the car ) and almost crashed a house

my boss could jump in to it and stop it.
 
A kid died in the lake next to the water park where I work. That lake isn't part of the park. And a few days go during a bad storm an electric wire fell on the fence and most of the fence around the park was electrified. It burnt a hole in the metal pole it fell on.
 
where i work, well papa john, jack roush, and greg biffle where there the other day, and cars go around in a circle.
 
I'm a lifeguard at a water park. On monday someone got a heart attack and later during the day someone got a spinal injury, it was pretty intense.
 
well, i have some good ones...
i work as a boom truck assistant for a steel fabrication company and the shop where all the stuff is fabricated employs the absolute worst people in the whole world. here are some stories...
1: so this guy gets hired and his wife leaves him. he starts feeding this stuffed animal bird that he put in a tree behind the shop every day at lunch time. ok, thats weird, but whatever. so some time later i guess he had enough and went crazy and to keep his wife from getting anything from him he drove all of his collectable muscle cars (6) into his garage and lit it on fire. he then went into his house, drenched the place in gasoline, went upstairs, lit it, then shot himself in the head.
2: this one guy weighed a solid 400 lbs of a good mix of muscle and just plain fat. if it helps anyone he could pick up a 300lb i-beam with one hand. for lunch he would eat enough food to keep me happy for an entire week, like a 8x12 casserole dish of food. so anyhow, he clogged the toilet he shit in every single day. someone confronted him about it so he smeared his own shit under that persons door handle. anyhow, his fat steroid filled ass had a heart attack on the shitter and he died.
3: some asshole was pissed off about something or other and laid down a 400 lb plate on top of himself and disconnected the crane by himself then acted trapped under the plate. he sued the company and walked away with a free life flight ride to the hospital (6k), half a million for pain and suffering, and another 40k for surgery on his arthritic hand. then the occupational safety and health administration (osha) decided to swing by the shop and fined the company for 120 thousand dollars
and so many more....
 
im a ski instructor.

one time an indian mom flipped on me cause her 6 year old ran straight into my leg and started crying.

she told me "there has to be some kind of order on this hill. does everybody just go down as they please? or is there lines at the top?"

another time some fagbag racer kid got pissed off at me when i was teaching park because not all my kids called their drop or something. wasnt sure what to do because i didnt wanna get fired, but then i remembered i'm the only park instructor so they can't fire me so i flipped him off and yelled "go away faggot"

no consequences
 
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