CRAZY side affects

General_Shredgnar

General_Shredgnar

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I know we all love skiing plenty, but this is getting weird. I have these urges to ski lately that has been affecting my physical well being. If I dont ski about 3 times a week or more, things start happening.

After feeling an intense craving to be on skis, i feel

-nausia

-depression

-anxiety

-extreme hyperness

-random sounds being made uncontrollably by my mouth.

-A weird urge to throw things

headaches, serious and not so bad

-Insomnia

Also, expecially in school, if the subject is relatively boring, i start think about skiing, but then i travel to a weird dream world where i ski but it feels so wierd, OR, i see powerful snow and ski images in my mind till a wake up from my "dream state" usually my face stuck to the table in a puddle of drool. Does this happen to anyone else?

'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
 
well id say 50% of my time in class is spent thinking about skiing

'....a ninja skier probly came by and whacked him with his pole.... thats my guess' -nordas-
 
haha i get the extreme hyperness and wired dreams and stufftoo

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What good are snowblades anyways???
'Well, you could wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots'-Veteran
 
This dream state is kinda wierd. All the colors are distorted and strange shit goes down, i think if i get high i can try to transport there.

'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
 
hahaha transport there

ya i get the majority of those symptoms too, but mot everyone knows im obsessed with skiing so theyre used to it

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prolly like 120, me and bob white (linesnowblades) hit it once and the same time and went so big out blades fell off!!!!!!! We were like shit our blades just fell off, thats not supposed to happen!!!! What a day.
 
I've written so much about skiing in one of my journalism classes that the professor said if I write more, she will give me an F for the semester.

I always have these dreams about snow, too.

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Everybody gets one chance to do something great. Most people never take the chance, either because they're too scared, or they don't recognize it when it spits on their shoes.
~The Sandlot
 
yeah I feel like that all the time when I have a craving to ski, like Im so obsessed its like dangerous...Its all I talk about ever ever ever

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- Simon

Real East Coast Skier
 
i can go for about 2 days before i start to throw 3s and 5s off every goddamn stair and ledge i can find. also i get these dreams wheree it seems that there is no gravity..i hit a jump and just fuckin fly...i get that feeling in my chest like when your going down a rollercoaster...its so weird

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Please, stop making skiing into a soap opera. This isn't the OC.
-J.D. May

JC TMC S3P
 
^i know what you mean about the dreams. i get the ones where it is super easy to throw any trick imaginable. its like time has been slowed down and i can concentrate on just tweakin the hell out of some grab. they're pretty fun, until I wake up.

why use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice?
 
i get it soooo much u have no ideaaa

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tele freestyling is gonna take over
 
word...skiing lies deep in the heart and the craving can affect my entire state of nature...

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I wish I had super powers
Like being able to summon tasty cheese
But would I use it for good or evil?
I just don't know...
 
christian you're silly.

If I were a girl i'd tie up Jon Olson take a dump on his chest force him to eat out my asshole and then piss in his mouth-Huckfest900

I Once got totally Tanked and fucked my cousin in the ass and then slapped him in the face with my poop dick and g
 
yeah I get the same no gravity dreams too. I had a dream like that about a week ago where I was in a huge park only the entire park was sitting on a bridge about 100 feet in the air, and if you fell off the sides you'd just float back down to the bottom (throwing crazy tricks all the way down). Then to get back to the park you'd just be lifted up by a flying snowmobile.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get re
 
i get headaches

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chummer3:Dude I once took a shit, one loaf was so huge it popped out, when i flushed the thing broke in two. In a way it was kind of like the titanic. It was probably the most monu
 
fo sure, and now that the ski season is ending and the hood and whistla has no snow, im in a severe depreesive state while im not skiing.

 
hahhahaha thread of the month!

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I really wonder about the mental abilities of people who have nothing better to do than swear at a computer program...-gregg

 
ya i broke my thumb and can't ski and now i think about skiing more than sex

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a womens legs are her best friends but they must part
 
mmm skiing is almost over here and it blows...its time to bring out the summer sessions with ice hockey rink snow

'if it doesnt look photoshopped, its not big enough'
 
I think about skiing so much its rediculous. I live in central california, closest ski hill is 4 hours, and i mean its a hill. Tahoe is about 6 and a half, and about the same to mammoth, so i'm skiing maybe once a month if i'm lucky.

its pretty funny too because i'll walk around my campus, where it is 70 degrees year round, and see all of these rails and i'm all "this shit would be so sweet to slide on skis." then i remember that i'm living in a place that never snows, so its like a reoccuring disappointment. no wonder i get depressed. :-P

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'I'd rather be skiing' - My mindset 24/7

 
If i don't ski every week I start to go into depression, I'm not even joking. I start feelign really gloomy and depressed. If I do somethign else liek excercise or play squash I feel a bit better but still low. I think I am addicted.

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
hell ya... it's really crazy im always thinking bout skiing in class, what tricks i want to do next i want to try or stuff i want to hit, im really addicted! but ur lucky if u go 3 time a week! i go once n soetimes twice n sometimes none when i work!

Rip more talk less
 
i spend my time thinking about how cool LCP is. and skiing. and women. espcially women. if i get bored in class i look at the good looking girls.

 
Weird, I'm out for a few days due to a shoulder injury, but I'm experiencing

-depression

-anxiety

-ex treme hyperness

-random sounds being made uncontrollably by my mouth.

-A weird urge to throw things

and insomnia. This is weird, maybe skiing really is an addiction...

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
-almostaskiier

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you c
 
before going to bed I start jumping down my staircase thinking im hitting a jump and then I hit my head agaisnt the wall to quiet myself down. Being a ski bum is like being a junkie, if you dont have your stuff then you go crazy, its very hard...

Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
 
im used to skiing like 5 times a week,

and ive only skied like one two times a week this year,

it sucks

its seems like their should be months of skiing,

its hell, i wanna do all these things, but i wont have time, its agonizing.

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Everything under the sun is in tune,

But the Sun is eclipsed by the moon
 
I go almost every day and still spend half of my work day on the computer looking at shit I swear it is like fine fine crack

Im still afloat, i aint the captain of tha yact but im on the boat
I aint actin what im not
Knowin that i dont
 
i dream about new tricks to try, and try them, and land in the hospital, and in the hospital i have a lot of time on my hands so i think of more tricks to do, and try them when im out, and then land in the hospical, and in the hospital............

i call it the jibcycle

i got beat by jon, i fucking hate that guy, he always wins'

-jack
 
i always run through my imaginary video part in my classes and then when i go to the bathroom i practice spinning down stair sets. another good way to pass time is drawing out a plan for every trick you wana get on film and where

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I got dehidrated once cause i drooled so much.. YA the no gravity dreams are common with me, but whats weirder, is sometimes i have like these strange almost orgasms when i go off jumps and get a fair amount of air, its like aaaaaaa, and then i land and im relaxed and at the same time pumped to hit it again. If that doesnt happen it feels homo and i feel icky when i land. It usually has to do with how well the trick was done and with how much style. Its amazing my physical connection with skiing.

'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
 
Jim_Borchardt*

Quote Reply ya i broke my thumb and can't ski

What?? half my arm is in a cast and my doctor still lets me ski. but only 3 more weeks left! i dont no what to do w/ myself after skiing ends!!

not dead but defanitly dying

-jack johnson-
 
its setting in...summer.... maybe ill start skating again but last time i did that i went off a kicker imagined i was on skis and landed sideways... ya now i remember why i quit that... o well its time to get the summer rail up

 
my grades litteraly go down in the winter cause i think about skiing so much. not that they get back up there in the spring... but hey at least i try one quarter

one good thing about music
is when it hits, you feel no pain...
 
haha poor guy

word

sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
 
I'd say 85% para me

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Land Shark eeee eee eee

'Getting married for sex is like buying a Boeing 747 for peanuts'
 
haha i can go like 3 days and after that like curbs, stairs, anything i can jump and spin to simulate skiing on, i do lol, i found it amazing you can 720 down like 4 sets.

-kulpy-
 
yeah man mee too

i scream outloud anything with ski in it.

i tell ppl i have ski sex..its all mental though.

and i have an alter ego that kicks in every so often that says something or other about skiing.



anyone with a K starting name.
join the Special K. cult

 
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