Crazy Lifties?

yeah at my mountain theres this one guy who goes down chair line all most strait on teles, with out poles.

crazy shit

think about manatees. that's what I do.

 
there was this one guy who everytime i came through the line when he was there, he would tell me how bad he has to take a shit and whatnot. i told him to bring diapers next time

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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
 
ohh mann the lifties at my mountain are the shitt. Half of them are jamacian, and its so fun to talk to them cause they are really cool. then there is this one stoner kid who is really cute so we always wave to him, and the other day he make like a little feild of mushrooms out of snow, they were soo cool.

one good thing about music
is when it hits, you feel no pain...
 
my mountain has like 1 cool lift guy... everyone else is gay... and wont let me up with a backpack.... i hate my moutain... its depressing

 
although at wash we do get to take up backpacks and stuff...but there is this one girl who always wears kitty ears...weird

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'i got a nigroplasti, im good at basketball but now i suck at skiing' - friday01
 
one of the guys at my mtn keeps pushing people off the quad right at the beginning, usually asswhole teenagers from out-of-state (in Vt you develop a keen eye for them). He's sooo discreet about it, he jes takes the snow broom and catches it on their ski and it flips them off the lift...funny shit, but it seems like a good way to get fired

 
the one guy at my mountain has ONE TOOTH in his WHOLE MOUTH

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Land Shark eeee eee eee

'Getting married for sex is like buying a Boeing 747 for peanuts'
 
this one liftie at our resort is 34 and he asked a 16 year old girl that works ski check to go on a date with him. also he smokes like a chimney

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new techn
 
theres this liftie at one of the mountains i got to that looks like A.J. from the backstreet boys i cant tak ehtat lift anymore cause I laugh so hard every time I see him that i dont notice hwen the chair is coming

SKATEBOARDING
 
who the hell is A.J. from the backstreet boys...this is more like, 'and I can't go over to that chair anymore because I just stare at him and fantasize about getting in his pants, and I don't even notice the lift ramming into my ass'

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'i got a nigroplasti, im good at basketball but now i suck at skiing' - friday01
 
the other day one of our lifties kept shoveling snow right into the people getting on the chair's faces. It was funny when you saw other people get on, but when you got snow shoveled on you it was really shitty.

 
i feel bad for them, i was a liftie once, and it sucks...i had to watch people have fun alll day

Fuck tha police
 
we have this dude named nick. but my friends and i call him vaughn isenburg the third. yeah him and i share music and stuff. hes tight

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stickers dont stick after they've been stuck
 
yea, hunter has this one liftie who's always stoned n he sits in his box and we blow him kisses and wave to him. Then yesterday he came out of his box and made a mushroom and a catepillar out of snow!

 
where i ride we have this one liftee that's a pyro...He sits in the booth at the top of the mountain and plays with his zippo during his shift.

oh ya he burnt down his house too.

 
every friday and saturday our lifties drink and they smoke every day.. but they always drink right in their boths and sometimes in the groomers... our lifties are all cool tho they let us jump off the lifts and like to load all the cocky little kids bad so they cetch their tips and eat it gettin on.. lifties are overall amuzing individuals..

 
i theres this lifty at my hill who always bags the shit out of every one he made this kid cry wat a pisser

and theres this hot one who aways talks to me and asks me to go get her redbull after a big night

'throw a brick at it'
 
we have some really cool lifties. theres this one guy...Julio...he's really chill. he always talks to us and lets us cut the lines. good shit.

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Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, every
 
we have one that uses his rake to practice his ninja skills

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'you must have pissed off ronald mcdonald, id watch the fuck out that guy rolls with a big crew, and that hamburgler guy looks pretty sketchy i wouldnt fuck with him'- switchskier88

WE SALUTE YOU GEORGE!
 
we have this craazy liftie named rich.. some people call him 'shorts' because he wears shorts in the middle of the winter .. and he is pretty sweet

he does crazy lift tricks .. like one is where he'll swing the chair around with his leg.. another he'll grab onto the reel thing where the chairs spin around on.. and he'll hold onto that and swing the chair around with his foot...

but this weekend we found out he bulldozed his house b/c he was really mad about breaking up with his g/f or something?

but he's a really sweet guy

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*karen

h o l i d a y - v a l l e y - f r e e s t y l e
 
thats insanee

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Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, every
 
2 years ago, we had this hot blonde liftie who was always getting hit on by everyone who worked at the mountain. anyway, we would joke around, and she didnt care what i did on the lifts, until i rode a towrope switch. well one day my dad was riding the lift and she was telling another liftie "well, i dont wear bras". my dad asked me who it was. so the next day she was loading me onto a lift and i asked her "so, you dont wear bras, huh?" she freaked out and didnt know what to say, it was hilarious

-Joe
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Help me get a free ipod please!?!?!http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=9734247
 
all our lifties are friggen mountain trolls. its pretty bad...

~*Michelle

'If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything'

roundtop riders '05
 
man swain has the ultimate fucked up lifties

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wow at my mountain we have a super-hick liftie named tim. Tim calls me giggles and enjoys to touch my ass and also all of my girl-friends' when we get on the T-bar. He watches me when i come down from the park and comments on everything. He tells me when it's miller time and how when he gets off work hes going to get completely smashed. In return for touching our asses he gives us candy bars. Tim is the most hilarious liftie and he's a horny bastard.

~ski to live and live to ski~

pray for snow

 
at sugarloaf there's a liftie that yells when he takes people out of line he's like "FOUR, GIT'ER DONE!"

*Laura*

trevorwoulddo...-But it makes perfect sense, one american dollar up here is like... an escalade with 24 inch rims and strippers on the roof.

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the n
 
all of the lifties at my mtn. are stoners and some are ok but theres this one lady who is super crazy and i guess has a pet pig?

 
u have 2 be a stoner 2 b a liftie its like a requirement

triple threat dont get it twisted call cinco cinco cino nueve dos nueve dos
 
hah theres a liftie at my hill and if epoeple dont go he makes funny noises at them... he sounds like a reatard and the first time i saw him i was like wtf is his prolme.... but now he has a sign that says hes deaf. i felt bad for making fun of a deaf guy

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What good are snowblades anyways???
'Well, you could wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots'-Veteran
 
If you spent hours a day sitting in the cold watching boaring lifts go by, then you would be crazy, too.

snow boarders are posers
 
We got muthafuckin' Vin Deezl rockin' goggle-sunglasses and a puffy, Down-syndrome looking kid, Krazy Kyle who shits in the woods at the the top of T, the old dude that waves to you really slow, and this hippy named SKI, who randomly wears a huge rainbow hat.

I dont know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
 
yea most of the lifties i know are stoned lots of the time while they are working

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Everything under the sun is in tune,

But the Sun is eclipsed by the moon
 
All our lifties are foreign exchange students who don't really speak English all that well (although they speak English better than I speak their language, probably) who work for cheap. Gotta love cheap labor.

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