crazy fuckin dreams

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bitchassphatz

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alirght this post some dreams that have been very memorable for you.

i'll start us off.

alirght so i'm having this dream that my house is burning down and it was pretty intense. in my dream my room started fillin up with smoke and i couldn't breath. so i open my eyes, and there is smoke everywhere! so im like FUCK! that wasn't a fuckin dream! so, i try hopping outa my bed to run outa my house, but slam into the wall the was right next to my bed really hard and land back in my bed. turns out, my face was looking right at the wall, which was a whiteish color, and that's what looked like 'smoke' to me. i sat there laying in my bed crackin up for 10 minutes or so. i was fuckin scared until i hit that god damn wall.

[ Slug (Atmosphere) - Reflections ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink

You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me

But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle

Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me

I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh

And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now

I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make reminds me of my life now.

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yeah ill think of one of my wild ones later....but one time i was doing cork 5 blunts over mammoths 90 foot table....it was sick

my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair

-lateralis

 
I have this skiing dream where it hit this hip going normal speed and I just fly like 90 feet up and overshoot by like 300 ft.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
do u ever have a feeling like you are falling and when u wake up u like kinda bounce off the bed a bit like u just fell on it thats allways a fun one

what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......

Guns N' Roses
 
ive had dream sllike where im about to trip or something and you like wake up with a jump....

my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair

-lateralis

 
come on guys those are apthedic excuses for crazy dreams....i know you've had worse. like someone strangling you with a graden hose or something.

[ Slug (Atmosphere) - Reflections ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink

You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me

But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle

Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me

I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh

And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now

I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make reminds me of my life now.

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I HAD A DREAM WHERE SOME CRAZY GUY PUT ME AND MY FAMILY IN A HONEY BUCKET AND THE SHOT US WITH A MACHINE GUN... THATS PRETTY CRAZY

School is cool.

 
that is pretty crazy.

i had a dream that i was kissing my old old manager from when i was 16....and my lips got stuck to her and i was trying to like pull away but i couldn't. i woke up sweating and shit. that was a weird one, not so crazy, but extremely weird.

[ Slug (Atmosphere) - Reflections ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink

You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me

But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle

Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me

I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh

And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now

I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make reminds me of my life now.

reppin' 720.30.3970 playa
 
i had a dream where there was a fear factor with babies.

I think Anthony Boronowski in general is just a phase.
 
I don't remember any ridiculously fucked up dream right now, but my skiing dream is always that I'm hitting a big table up at Hood, and I go to do a big 180. So I do the 180 and I look down and realize that I'm still like 50 feet in the air, so I lean over and turn it into this huge slow bio 7, and everything is in slow motion, and I always stomp it.

Such a good dream.

Ron Paxton: 'As you can see, it sucks as it cuts.'

Wayne: 'It certainly does suck.'
 
Once I dreamed that some guy was coming into my bedroom to shoot me and then i woke up and couldn't see anything so I dove at the door to tackle him and smoked my head on my dresser. I got a nice welt from that.

I spin more rhymes than a lazy susan...

and I'm in-no-cent till my guilt is pro-ven!

 
i usually have that half-awake, half-not dream where i'm riding a trolley, and it stops really suddenly, then i twitch in my bed...or i'm doing a box, and I go to pop off the lip and catch my tips inthe box..

Then one time i took a nap at like 4, then my alarm went off at like 6:30, and I didnt wake up until like 7..but I thought it was 7am and I thought I was gonna be late for school, so I jumped out of bed ran to the bathroom and started brushing my teeth and going to the bathroom (like my normal routine in the morning)...then I noticed I was wearing normal clothes, and not my sleep stuff...needless to say I felt completely retarded

yay.snow.yay
 
one time i went to bed at 5 pm, and woke up and 5:30pm the next day. i thogut it was the same day and i had only taken a 30 min nap, it confused the fuck out me.

[ Slug (Atmosphere) - Reflections ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink

You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me

But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle

Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me

I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh

And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now

I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make reminds me of my life now.

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yeah i had this one dream where this huge beast animal was attacking me and shit so i started punching it in the face, then i slammed its head into the ground a buncha times and i punched it some more, then i ended up looking at its face and it turned into my friend who had just been arrested last night, then he just screamed and ran away and i sat there all confused, i might have smoked some weed laced with pcp that night so maybe thats why my dream was so trippy

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
I always have one where a piece of steak has wings and has fangs, and its chasing me around trying to kill me. Its a very odd dream.

Skiing.

I wont ever tell you that your not good enough or that its not wokring out, it wont ever tell you that you were better off being a friend, it wont ever just leave you in the dark, and it wont ever do anything that you dont like.
 
oh yeah when i was a little kid i used to have a dream where i was a normal kid but i was tiny and i was in this huge factory with all these conveyor belts and shit that was making these white candy bars, so i would ride around and shit and have a pretty good time, but then the white candy bars all grew and got so much bigger than me, then they started to attack me and shit and i ran away, they had mouths and fangs and shit and they just kept chasing me, and i was scared shitless

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
this thread is already weird to me cous it is the first thing i see thismorning after having a crazy dream last night ,,...

ok , never met the kid but for some reason i was having a dream about someone making a ns movie and there was me my friend and someone playing mattman with some hot chick,...

we were in some chemistry lab and the whole point of the scene was mattman was trying to chemically make pot , strange as hell.....

then like 2 weeks ago i had a dream my friends were beating the shit outta each other and i was just watching it like'i should stop this' and then i did and i went to class late and the teacher just started throwing out random kids for no reason......

the other day i was driving with my buddy and he hits a racoon as he turns around to look at it he hits a couple of woodchucks it was classic , he is now known as the terminator- #200
 
i hate the one where you are falling and you wake up and you bounce off the bed, i seriously think i float for a second

this is my crazy doghnut dream ,

so i am running down this long road and im wearing jogging warmups from the 80s (sweatbands the whole deal), and i look behind me there is a burning city and its being destroyed by eclairs and dognuts with sprinkles and i keep running. out of nowhere comes this big doghnut and i duck into an alley, but the dognut sees me he rips the alley apart looking for me and this guy comes up who looks like professor farnzworth from futurama. and he grabs me and we go into this underground secret basement lab and he gives me an invention that kills the doughnuts.

a few months ago a gas can for the lawn mower tipped over in my garage and all you could smell thru the whole house was gas . ok so i dreamed that the fireplace was leaking gas every where . i woke up and i puked every where cause of the smell i ran to some windows and opened them. then the doorbell rings and its my buddy . he just walks in and im trying to tell him there is a gas leak. but he wasnt listning . for some reson he pulls out a lighter and everything went in slow motion all i saw was a spark from the lighter and then i heard a loud explosion . loudest thing i ever heard i woke up and my ears were ringing , that was the most vivid dream i have ever had

my grandma had a crazy dream 2 nights ago

i was in a hotel room with my grandma ( were moving to bc so i got stuck with grandma, its ok because granny drinks alot and she dosent like to drink alone)right so , its 4 am and im sleeping . out of nowhere all i hear is I THINK HE'S ON THE PORTCH ! ITS CHRIS ITS CHRIS CALLING ITS CHRIS

scary shit

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
 
ever have to pee really bad but in such a deep sleep that you just dream you go to the restroom and start pissing in the urinal. then you start to realize that ur sleeping and ur getting warm and wet in ur sheets. and you dont finish cuz you reealize in ur sleep that ur not in a bathroom. and you wake up to find that you just HAD TO GO

happends everynight, geesh whats wrong witih me AHHH, hahaha

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
What bio1080 said.....

i was thinking the exact same thing after reading mercers post, then i scrolled down and Wham!!!

I've awoken like that and amost fliped off the top bunk of a bed, cause i lived in shitty staff housing for 2 years straight...with no rail...

live by the N.E.R.D
 
i had dream that mmy friend was a spanish teacher and we were running up and down a hil to get in shape for spanish when i dotn even take spanish

-Nick Martini

Stept Productions

'To Whom It MAy Conern' now for sale!
 
^haha thats fucked up.

I had a dream last night that I was chased up a set of stairs by an alligator, but as the time went, (it felt like hours), the alligator was growing and so was the stairs, they never ended and I got so frustrated and everything went into slowmotion, and suddenly everything turned into a huge black universe, with hats and helmets and shit floating beside me as I was swimming through space. It was awesome, until my friends turned up and said it was all a dream and I was fucked up, and like 'hey stupid, get back to reality', and they were all naked and staring at my clothes. creepy.

Always when Im skiing in my dreams and I hit a table, I pop it way too high and overshoot it with so long, soaring for several seconds and Im always stomping it. too bad its always lame tricks, like frontflips and shit.

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-[Absence.]
 
i dont usually dream, mayb cuz i got to be ripped outta my mind all the time

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
If you really wanna have some fucked up dreams, take an Ambien before you go to bed. And you'll remember everything too.

'My car is like my own personal universe, she's my drug and it only takes 12 bucks to fill her up, but my galaxy there ain't no room for earth, so i'm leaving it cause I can feel the oil pressure building up.'

Atmosphere

 
I dream about my girlfriend alot too

Skiing.

I wont ever tell you that your not good enough or that its not wokring out, it wont ever tell you that you were better off being a friend, it wont ever just leave you in the dark, and it wont ever do anything that you dont like.
 
For some reason I have a lot of dreams. Probably just about every night. Anyway's I've had some scary ones, some demons in the corner of the room to some freaky kids biting me. Yar. Anyways, I've some coool ones too.

- Patrick·patproductions.com

Looks like rain to me.
 
i've had dreams where im just skiing forever. it usually starts out on top of some huge peak, then after a while its a nice bump run, and after that its the park, and then back to the deep pow. it just like on big cycle. its awesome

summertime....and the livin's easy
 
yea dude i've had that pee dream, man it sucks when you wake up and you're peeing on yourself.

someone elses dream reminded me of this one.

when i was 7 or so i used to always have these dreams that i was a little shrunked boy. and there was a hot ass chick in red who was the good side. and a hot ass chick in black. and i used to like run between their tits and shit. and they had hot ass chick armies of red/black. and they'd all please me sexually. those dreams were awesome, it was like the war of chris' love. then one day i stopped having them and i was bummed out, cuz i used to look forward to sleeping because of those hot chick armies.

oh yea thay'd like put me in their pocket and i'd start crawlin around their pussy and shit. man being a little kid was cool.

[ Slug (Atmosphere) - Reflections ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink

You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me

But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle

Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me

I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh

And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now

I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make reminds me of my life now.

reppin' 720.30.3970 playa
 
well, one dream i got shot in like the chest.

another a long time ago, i was mini golfing with donald duck. these 3 cowboy like guys came over and started shooting at us. donald goes running like in the cartoon. i run into the shop next to the mini golf course and find a place to hide under like a counter. i see them come in the door while im lookin in between the crack. they come around and their feet r like right there next to where i am. lame. but wierd. where the hell did donald come from?

i was doing slow dodges like on max payne once and like id go into slow motion. and shoot these guys guarding a door in a toy store.

theres others i cant think of now

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
i have had the pee dream

and i hate when you have a sex dream and you actualy think it happened and then you wake up and oyu are so dissapointed

-Nick Martini

Stept Productions

'To Whom It MAy Conern' now for sale!
 
i once dreamt that kevin spacy, that arciologist dude from jurassic park, and cuba jr. built a time machine from and arcade game and had to use it to stop an experemental laking rat and spyder from destroying the earth

dont get it twisted
 
I had this one where my brother (TanaKa) and I had a like a war, but with pranks, and each prank was more severe than the last. So on one of the pranks, he just sneaks up behind me and stabs me in the back like three times. And I'm lying there dying and my mom and dad and everyone is laughing at the prank including me.

And I had this other one when I was like 7 where my upstairs hallway was never-ending and it had countless beds lined up against the walls with someone underneath the sheets. So everytime I walk past a bed, this HUGE dolphine jumps out from underneath the sheets and scares the shit outta me, then catches on fire. I spent the rest of the dream running down the hall with dolphins catching on fire by my side.

 
i had the pee dreams mad much when i was a kid , one time i had one where i had to run to the bathroom , turns out when i woke up i was standing in my bathroom pissin on the wall about a foot from the toilet...........

member#13687

'do i look gullable to you , or even a gulla-calf?'
 
theres also the one where i had just watched some war movie when i was a kid and i stil had those fuckin bed rails and in my dream i was crawlin under enemy lines and i commando rolled under the safty bar and wake up on the floor next to my bed

member#13687

'do i look gullable to you , or even a gulla-calf?'
 
mine make no complete sense so im not even going to bother posting them

'pet what? pet her kneecap farrel'
 
Mine aren't tangible, you can't understand them. It's whole lot of weird freaky stuff that happens, bright lights, dying, rebirth, and all in the course of a few second.

-at least you went down naked-

'If brain power was gas you couldn't power a toy motorcycle around a penny.' Phrosty
 
I always have this dream where im running from the police and jump and fence and shit. then i start shooting people. its fuckn crazy, i have the same dream like every other night

ParkLife.Com Coming Soon.

Boston Jib Fest
 
Sometimes when I'm dreaming I know that I am dreaming, and I can somehow wake myself up, like I try to open my eyes in the dream but its really hard like something is keeping them closed, and when I eventually open them, I'm awake.

 
oh i have an avalanche dream every now and then. because thats how i feel im gonna die. so i like get caught in an avalanche and say my good bys and sleep forever....it's very nice. what a pleasant way to go out.

im sure when it happens i'll be freaking out.....but you jsut gotta face it one day, i will die in an avalanche....it's a damn shame, but it's a msut.....better than dying in a car or something.

[ Slug (Atmosphere) - Reflections ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink

You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me

But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle

Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me

I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh

And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now

I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make reminds me of my life now.

reppin' 720.30.3970 playa
 
once i fell to sleep at 4 and woke up at seven, and i was dreaming that i was late for school, and it smelled like eggs were being cooked in my kitchen, so i run downstairs, and everyone is around the table having spaghetti, and then i felt really fucked up, like i had to vomit, and i couldnt eat or sleep or anything. and i also get those ones where you go off a jump and just start spinning, and way miss the landing, but you go like 150ft to flat and stomp it fine. its fucked.

Ian

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i used to puke all the time. and one time in the morning i was watching a commercial for dennies or something and it had steak and eggs. and i thought steak was so nasty in the morning so i threw up all over, because of the god damn commercial.

[ Slug (Atmosphere) - Reflections ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink

You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me

But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle

Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me

I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh

And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now

I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make reminds me of my life now.

reppin' 720.30.3970 playa
 
I dreamed the other night that my belly button became a giant pouch. basically, i was showing someone my bellybutton and it felt kind of strange, so i stuck my finger in, then i could stick my whole hand in and it was all super elastic and realized that it was this giant elasticky skin pouch disguised as my belly button. man that was fucked.

Life sucks, get a fucking helmet

-Denis Leary
 
i had this dream once that there were people in my house liek stealing everything. and they had a bunch of machine guns and i was like what are those? and they were like machine guns. i'm like awesome. what are you gonig to do with them? and they're like shoot you and your family. and i'm like cool! how many bullets so they shoot? it was odd.... i was like maknig friend with the people who were gunna kill me...

i had another one too.. this one was reoccuring... all it was was i was floating on something (sometimes a box) in the middle of the ocean and thats all i could see... it was sooo scary

~meghan
 
o yea i had this halocaust dream where i was like in a huge room, kind of looked liked our high school gym and like i think everything was in black and white. then there was this line and i had to go into it. i found out by thuis other person that it was like the gas chamber, and i was close to the front. i woke up before i got in though. wierd cause im not even jewish

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
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