Crazy fears

spiders. in the words of stephen colbert "they have 8 legs, 2 for walking and 6 for creeping me out" and ive had 4 black widows in my dorm this year. fuck that shit
 
Explanation: when i was 6 i popped one of those spider egg sacks because i didn't know what it was and a million tiny red spiders came shooting out of it and they crawled up my arm, into my shirt and everywhere and it was horrible!
 
fuck clowns and carnies. clowns are just fucking wierd. but i have this crazy idea that when your at the fair all the carnies are going to sabotage the rides and eat your bodies.
 
sounds fun to me

but to each his own

i get creeped out by giant concrete canals and big dams. so much power behind those things and you have no idea how deep the water is
 
Wierdest thing i have ever been scared of is on highways where they build the dirt up like 100 feet higher then it naturally should be.. like out side of St Johnsbery where 2 crosses 92? the river is like 80 feet under you and your just hoping that the loose dirt they packed up there is holding you. i know that they have a team of engeneers on all of that but its just so wierd
 
imagine waking up and its so dark you cant see your hands in front of your face, you dont know where you are, and youre in a straightjacket.

it dosent sound bad now, but when youre alone in the dark at night b4 you go to sleep, it is scary as shit.
 
I always have a crazy feeling that my parachute will rip to pieces when I pull it out and my reserve will fly away with the torn apart container. Essentially it would have to explode to do that, but man that would be the worst 60 seconds of your life.
 
wait, is this a trick question? if you were in a straight jacket, how would you know if it was so dark you couldnt see your hands?
 
First and foremost, polar bears. No clue why. Terrified. There was a taxidermy polar bear in attack position in Bob Wards that I saw out of the corner of my eye and freaked out. I burst into tears and had to sit on the curb while my friends got shit.

I'm also afraid of the feeling when I'm surfing, fall and get slammed on the reef or sand. I mean, I know I'm not drowning but holy shit. The pain of a reef cut, the wind knocked out of me and the fact that I'm being thrown around underwater is fucking horrible.

For some reason, I can convince myself that there is someone under my bed/car that is going to slash my Achilles tendons so every now and then I have to literally run and jump in/on. I guess that's pretty common though; half of my sorority agrees.

I think it's crazy how easily it is to convince yourself you're in danger. Like guys in windows and mountain lions stalking you and stuff. It's so easy.

 
holy shit yah! I hate that, and then a seaweed touches your foot and its a full panic

im also scared when driving home at night on this random dark and long road. Im scared i wont be looking at the road and when I look again theres a freaky fucking girl in the middle of the road looking at me :O fuck it scares me
 
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