Crazy ex that rek'd me, is back. What do.

Byron_tha_gr8

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Aw fuck NS. The bitch is back. Its been about 7-9 month's since ive even communicated with her in any way at all, and over the last month ive been getting these weird call's from a restricted number.

At first the caller doesn't say anything, but i can hear breathing and movement. However if I spend a few minutes trying to talk to them I can usually get a few sentences out of her, and sometimes i hear other giggling in the background. And in my foolishness i figured this was a specific ex. Usually the restricted calls about once every 3 days, but last night it went too far. 6 calls in a row, all the same thing, go pretty creepy. So I message the ex on FB, telling her to fuck off.

Bad news.

It was the wrong ex.

I get a call from her real number and realize after about 5 seconds that the voices are slightly different. Now i've already called her out, and I really didn't want to be talking to her. But because I'm weak, i give in and talk for about an hour. Turns out shes coming to my school next year. Back to restricted, who I'm 95% sure is a girl from a different state. She calls again, and i manage to talk to her for about 30 min. She is also coming to my school next year, but refuses to say who she is.

So I thought I had one crazy ex, turns out I have 2 and they both are moving to where I live. I need the helps.
 
Kill them and dispose their bodies in mexico.

But seriously, vibes bro, this kind of thing really sucks. Do you specifically want to not talk to them, or is it just a kinda awkwardness thing?

Good luck :)
 
12967447:MLJ said:
Kill them and dispose their bodies in mexico.

But seriously, vibes bro, this kind of thing really sucks. Do you specifically want to not talk to them, or is it just a kinda awkwardness thing?

Good luck :)

A bit of both. Both were nightmares to deal with at the time, and based on the conversations both are nowhere near being over me. Not a claim, this is a legitimately bad thing. One of the reasons I moved where I did was to really start my life fresh and put all of the drama and bullshit from my past behind me.

12967451:.AR6rider. said:
#whitegirlproblems

Yeah and i'd like them to stop.

12967454:shredding_panda said:
Pee in their butt

Already done ;)
 
12967462:JAHpow said:
Uhh, just ignore them?

Well jah, the issue is thats what I have been doing for the last 9 months. But now it seems to have come to a head. I know too many mutual friends in the city I live in and the college isn't big enough to avoid either. Both have now said they look forwards to seeing me. And this is after months of me ignoring both.

Im thinking maybe a gladiator type fight to the death.
 
topic:Lord_Byron said:
She is also coming to my school next year, but refuses to say who she is.

how many ex girlfriends have you had if you dont even know whos calling you? Jesus
 
12967474:Jane6 said:
how many ex girlfriends have you had if you dont even know whos calling you? Jesus

None that rivaled you! But really I only date crazy chicks, its kind of my thing. Tends to create problems down the road.

12967490:omnidata said:
His right and left hand.

They won't stay away.
 
12967471:Lord_Byron said:
Well jah, the issue is thats what I have been doing for the last 9 months. But now it seems to have come to a head. I know too many mutual friends in the city I live in and the college isn't big enough to avoid either. Both have now said they look forwards to seeing me. And this is after months of me ignoring both.

Im thinking maybe a gladiator type fight to the death.

Well just meet with them once and straight up tell them nothing is going to happen between you and them. Bring the hammer down man.

And/or kill them and make them into chili and serve it to your future girlfriend.
 
12967506:JAHpow said:
Well just meet with them once and straight up tell them nothing is going to happen between you and them. Bring the hammer down man.

And/or kill them and make them into chili and serve it to your future girlfriend.

See the shitty thing is I've done that. Ive fully broken it off from both of them in every normal human way possible. Neither of them want that, I'm legit afraid that one of them might stalk me. Sounds crazy but shes already calling me breathing into her phone, and she is following me to college. Iv'e said "No" and walked away, I didn't string them out and make them do anything, I said we're done and tried to never talk to them again. And its not working.
 
12967509:Lord_Byron said:
See the shitty thing is I've done that. Ive fully broken it off from both of them in every normal human way possible. Neither of them want that, I'm legit afraid that one of them might stalk me. Sounds crazy but shes already calling me breathing into her phone, and she is following me to college. Iv'e said "No" and walked away, I didn't string them out and make them do anything, I said we're done and tried to never talk to them again. And its not working.

Well it looks like there's only one thing left to do.
 
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I think for your sake, once the girls get to the school and start getting into the school's social scene, you'll be fine.

You also seem like you've been pretty level headed with them so if they still don't leave you along you would not be in the wrong to start being a dick. Sometimes it's totally necessary.
 
12967577:El_Barto. said:
I thought you were gay

I'm Bi, not gay. That being said girls are wayyyyy crazier ex's than guys.

12967634:connecticunt said:
I think for your sake, once the girls get to the school and start getting into the school's social scene, you'll be fine.

You also seem like you've been pretty level headed with them so if they still don't leave you along you would not be in the wrong to start being a dick. Sometimes it's totally necessary.

I agree, and that's really what I'm hoping for. I'd be fine passing them on the street and saying hi if they were fine and well on in their own social groups.

12967659:mmccarthy14 said:
Byron goes to school? There's something fishy going on here...

yes, I do go to school full time.

12967686:broto said:
no you're just smelling his exs

+k

12967754:soulskier said:
You talked to an ex for 30 minutes and don't know who she is?

On the phone voices sound too similar for me to easily tell that. Couple that with the fact that I have managed to create a slew of insane ex's, and there's some room for confusion.

On another shittier note, ex #1 is now coming to visit this school in a month. I live a block of campus. This could get weird.
 
At school invite them both on a date with you, but dont tell the other one. Same place, same time. All you have to do is not show up and they should take care of each other.
 
12967817:HeshTaDeath said:
At school invite them both on a date with you, but dont tell the other one. Same place, same time. All you have to do is not show up and they should take care of each other.

That would only get rid of one of them.
 
12967784:Lord_Byron said:
On another shittier note, ex #1 is now coming to visit this school in a month. I live a block of campus. This could get weird.

dont talk to her when she comes? or did you already give her your address so she can stalk you
 
12967975:Skittle. said:
sounds to me like you're low key stoked that these bitches are back in your life.

one of them was hands down the greatest sex in my life, but she has fucked me over hard enough its not worth it. The other is really just insane, like mentally unstable. I already have someone who is moderately sane, I really don't want either of these 2 fucking it up.
 
12967459:Lord_Byron said:
but one of them is vegan.

There's your problem. Crazy is good in moderation, but never date a chick who doesn't put meat in her mouth occasionally.

Also, just make sure to hide all the sharp objects when your psychotic girlfriends or exes are visiting.

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12968385:Mr.Huck said:
There's your problem. Crazy is good in moderation, but never date a chick who doesn't put meat in her mouth occasionally.

Also, just make sure to hide all the sharp objects when your psychotic girlfriends or exes are visiting.

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i would totally date that chick
 
12967784:Lord_Byron said:
On another shittier note, ex #1 is now coming to visit this school in a month. I live a block of campus. This could get weird.

Dont tell them where you live.........
 
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