crazy drunk guy

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ok, there was a guy tonite, that was at our dairy queen(he was homeless drunk and had a dog). me and some friends were waiting for another friend to get off of work. meanwhile, we were talking to this homeless drunk guy and he was saying all of this bull shit, lying. then he is like do you want to see something cool we were like ok. so he lit this cup on fire with rubbing alcohol in it that was sitting on top of a garbage can, then he poured some more on and it cought the garbage on fire, so he tried to wipe it off and it lit his longsleeve shirt on fire, and he was running around. we got the fire out eventually. then when my friend got off of work, he decided to give this guy a ride to walmart, which is on the other side of town, cuz we felt kind of bad for him. then when we got there, he started walking towards the doors and his dog, which looked like lassie but only about as tall as your knee, wasnt walking as fast as him so he picked the dog up and threw it down on the cement, while he was yelling at it, and the dog was scared to death of him. me and my friends were shocked, cuz he was cool when we first met him. then we were like leave the dog alone, the he said shut the fuck up it is my dog, the he picked it up again and threw it down(no bullshit drop or anything, this was a hard ass throw). so we drove to this resturaunt and called the cops on him.

it was freaky, i wanted to kick that guys ass. i cant get that out of my head now.

 
I woulda jumped him and taken the sog from him...that is just sickly cruel

if you see him again with the dog, for the love of dog (pun intended) take care of him yourself!!

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thats really sad. stupid old drunk men

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that guys a dumbass

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i was walking to soccer training once and we saw what looked like a drunk guy in toys r us scooba gear with a condom on his head doing air swimming.

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Me: Are you proud do you want a medal for that?

Diggla: Ya I think I deserve it.
 
use a bat when you beat up hobos cuz you never know what kinda diseases they got.

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good idea

once on a grade 5 trip in montreal my friend was in a mcdonalds and he laughed at a joke that my other friend told him. there was a hobo in that mcdonald's and he thought he was being laughed at by my friend. he went up to my friend and kicked him in the stomach the manager of the mcdonalds screamed at him then sent him out of the restaurant.

the bum came to our bus when he was leaving with a beer bottle and started screaming at us it was so funny.

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Me: Are you proud do you want a medal for that?

Diggla: Ya I think I deserve it.
 
that's so sad the poor puppy! whenever i see bums begging and they have a dog, i always get them dog food...i dont care if the bum eats because he could get a job if he tried so it's his fault...but the poor innocent puppy!

BoardomGuitar:

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Skifree737:

why you be hatin on puppies, puppies never hurt you
 
yeah i hate those fuckers who use animals for their own good and the dog probably never gets any food or anything, it just makes me want to take the dog and tell them they should die, and i also hate people who abuse their pets, those people should also be fucked up really bad by someone who is 20x stronger than them

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got a good drunk story. (funny)

the other night, i went to this house party down the road. it was this little cabin type house, and there was girl named Megan there. everyone else was pretty cool, but she was pretty wasted when i got there. the ended up chugging half a bottle of whiskey, and about a quarter of a bottle of wine. well, for about a half hour she just rolled around on the lawn. we were thrownin all sorts of shit at her, and then she passed out. well, we are sittin around the fire, and megan is over there face down in the grass, and she starts pukin. so, we got this chick by the hair, and shes pukin all over herself. finally, she passes out again, and we go back to the fire. shes rippin ass left and right, and then, we see that she pissed her pants. a hour later, she pisses twice more. by now its like 3 and this is the grossest chick youd ever seen. She was kinda ugly to begin with, and shes covered in pink puke, piss, and then she had her period! it was gonna rain, so we couldnt just leave her out there, so we put a plastic table over her.

the thing thats really funny is that she just wanted to get laid, and was drinking so she would look easy to this one guy. Her plan definatly backfired.

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that story was soooo funny about the megan girl and i feel sorry for that guys dog.

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Me: Are you proud do you want a medal for that?

Diggla: Ya I think I deserve it.
 
Hahahaha nasty... Poor stupid Megan.

I work at Toys R Us... I might be able to hook you up with a discount on scuba gear if you want to imitate the guy.

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yup, that's the funniest drunk story i've heard in a while.....

heh, kinda hard to get laid when you're all nasty-ified like she was.....

hahah, funny shit....

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hahahahahaha. funny as hell (lighting that shit on fire in dairy queen).

Want to see something cool? and then catching himself on fire running around.

poor dog.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
actually it was outside of dairy queen, our dairy queen is just a drive through and walk up. but it was in front. and the manager was watching while he did it. the flames were huge. and then he cept yelling at the cops as they drove by. but that guy was a fuck

 
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