Crazy Drinking Stories

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gmack24

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so whats the craziest thing all you have ever done while drunk off your ass.

i have many but last week at school jumped into this freezing pond (was like 40 out) and this pond was like 45-50 degress with mad drunk people sooo cold... the alcohol prevented me from feeling the cold though so it was pretty sick

 
try 540 off 10 steps while hammered off some hard liquor.

no i didnt know what i was doing.

A LESSON FROM A HARDCORE SMOKER:

if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5
 
lol adrian will have a good one to tell...

A LESSON FROM A HARDCORE SMOKER:

if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5
 
i biked into the middle of a busy intersection and wiped out and lay there. i don't remember the rest...

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Thats nothing... i got drunk and tried to do 7's off my 18 foot high deck into less than a foot of snow. I landed the first one, but skibum_ didnt see it, told me to do it again, and i was too drunk to not do it. then i twisted my ankel pretty badly.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
hahahah nice.

yea you did your 7 into some snow.

i did my 5 into a wall.

A LESSON FROM A HARDCORE SMOKER:

if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5
 
flat ground. flat frozen ground. wall is bad, yes. but whos ankel got fucked? and the day befor i went to buy new skiboots.

ahah Dont even think you can outstupid me when im drinkging...

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
lol not trying to. that wasnt a bad night tho. me and adrian both got witht these hoes that night so it was all good. i forgot all about the bruise on my arm after jumping ten steps into a wall and knocking him over at the same time.

A LESSON FROM A HARDCORE SMOKER:

if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5
 
oh, so you want a little more eh? well hows this one for yah! It was the frist day of winter. I was comming back from a beach party in another res, wearing only a bathing suit and towel. the snow which was falling was makeing me want to ski. I started to pretend i was. I did a standing 5 on the cememt, landed on some ice and fell. This may not seem crazy in its self, but the fact that i had taken off my bathing suit befor i did it is. Its alwasy fun to run around campus naked when your drunk, and who doesnt enjoy a good mooning? (my friends, thats who). When i got up after the fall, my ass was bleeding everywhere. but i just kept parting. Not only did i keep going, but i shared my story with many people, then showed them my bleeding ass. then i think i opend up something in the hall i wasnt supposed to and the fire alarm went off and i ran back to my res where i changed and went to the bar.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
haha thom.

well i can't think of anything crazy but last week or something, my friend and i decided that cutting my hair while we were both drunk would be an awesome idea. so she cut my hair. and in the morning i woke up with ... shorter hair. it was interesting.

 
youve got nothing on this one dana... SO i was comming home from the bar one night, when i decided it would be fun to do some summersaults in the nice grassy area directly across from the lion. I had a plan of action. Sumersault to summersault to jump to dive to summersault. i was stoked on the idea. Nothing bad could come from it what so ever. First summer sault. good. second summerauslt. alright! into the jump! like a rocketship blasting off! and thats when my head hit the tree branch which knocked my backwards on my back, winding me, and leaving a nice bloody cut on my forhead. It was convinent though, cause the next day i had a drama presentation which required me to have a cut on my forhead. Score one for thom. Score another for Rum.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
I got really smashed at this party and the cops showed up and i was inside the house yelling "they can't do shit" until my friend finally pulled me outside the house to leave and there was a cop there and i said "you're no cop" and i puked right beside him and bolted... that was an interesting night, i still don't know how i got home

 
at a party with a few basketball kids who wear jumping over this crazy big fire. I tried it fell directly in the fire and gave myself 3rd degree burns all over my shins. I didnt feel a thing and spent the rest of the night with a tshirt rapped around my leg partying. I woke up in the morning didnt remember anything for the night before and saw my leg and freaked out. i had taken a girl home with me and there was blood and shit all over the place, she was pretty freaked out. I shoulda been air ambulanced outta the party and gotten iv dips and skin graphs, but i just let it heel by itself because i was to embarassed to go to the doctors. no i got killers scars all over my leg. good stuff.

WHERE ARE YOU HOIET
 
Got completely trashed at my friends house, on the verge of passing out. I then proceeded to walk home at 2 in the morning. On the way home I: got stopped by the 5-0 but somehow got away with 1/4 of weed in my pocket without any charges, almost passed out in a ditch twice, tripped over a huge rock and destroyed my knee that was still recovering from a skiing incident.

Then I get a call from some girls who I barely know. I was barely concsious but they picked me up on the side of the fucking road. After that sobering up slightly, having sex with this really hot girl, lots of nakedness, then getting more drunk. I woke up at noon the next day in the neighbors bushes. The party had gotten busted but I had no memory of that. And to top it off I had gotten a ticket for public indecency and have no idea how it happened.

 
My bud Jordan just told me a story of a recent kegger, it's in the signature.

"I was riding my bike home from that party wearing only a towel, I lost my pants. I was approaching a family with 2 small children when I started puking violently enough to throw me off my bike onto a pile of rocks. I was covered in blood and half naked and the family kept asking asking if i was okay. Everytime i opened my mouth to try and say yes i threw up more." -Jordan Crawford.
 
I was in france on new years eve and I was at this bar, swallow bar to be precise. So I started drinking with my cousin, and two girls, one from Austria and the other from Austalia come and start talking. One thing leads to another and I am with this hot australian chick in our hotel room... then we go to the bar drink some more I go and pass out in a snowbank, and then throw up, don't know how I got back home, but I did

R.I.P Kp you will be remembered

J-crew
 
last night this fat kid was having a party so me and some kids crashed it and they were all talkin shit when i was down stairs so i go upstairs to ask wtf there problem is and they all pussy out and wont say shit to my face. and im already trashed at this point so im like lets bounce so i grab the fat kids parents bottle and he sees me so i hide it in his house and leave and they cant find it so i sneak back into the house 20 minutes later and steal it then drink almost all of it and fill it up with water and throw it in the kdis yard the next day and the fat kid thinks its full of whiskey still.

 
this one happened to a friend of mine...it was at a keg after school one day, so we were all drinking, smoking, having a good time, and we decided to go play football, so on the walk over there he looks a little pale, so we ask him if hes ok, he says no, so during football hes laying down, throwing up and everything, so i catch the bus with him to make sure he gets home ok, and on his way home (after i split with him) he passes out a on his neighbors lawn, and 10 minutes later his mom drives home frmo work, so she goes over to him, and he gets up and denies that he was drinking. we all laughed at him the next day

parents im not tellin your kids to smoke, you see, cause if they just say no, it'd be mo fo me.

-Devin The Dude
 
i was drunk in kauai and i ran out of my hotel room with my ass hanging out then flipped into the hottub with a bunch of hot chicks and local-pro surfers hittin on the hot chicks, and i was all drunk with my shirt on in the hottub, so then these complete strangers take me to one of their houses and smoked some ganja, then at 3 olclock i went back and pissed and puked in the hallway, then i had to shit so i went into the stairs and dropped one down the middle, and heard it splat, amazing that i remembered that, then i went back into the hotel room slipped on the bathroom floor, and then somehow i got into my bed

 
this is short i called my bosses daughter asked her out she said yes and timmy almost got his dick cut off by his boss

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

"you think you can do this to me? You mothafuckers will be playing basketball in pelican bay, when i get finished with you. Shoe program nigga, 23 hour lockdown. Im the man up in this piece.youll never see the light of day again. who u think u fuckin with im the police.i run shit up in here you just live here.yea thats rite u better walk away.u all walk away cuz ima burn this mother down. KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME
 
haha, thom, good thing you have that matt on your ass for protection.

DL.CCR.PPP.J-CREW

Like a virgin on prom night.
 
ones i got drunk and was asking everyone why people get drunk?! saying that i never get drunk myself. then i tried to smoke a cigarette(normal) but i accidently grabbed in from the tip that was burning, so i burned my fingers and didn't try do smoke couple months after it.

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none of you got nothing on this next one... I come home for readingweek. I get my ski;s back. Fuck yah. By good friend Ben (B-Cat) comes to the hills with me and we head out after i wreck myself several times on a cbox. On the way home, we stop off and pick up a 4 liter box of wine. The goal for the evening. Drink it all. we role into his house, and start to play some drinking checkers. i lose horribly. after awhile of that, and both of us being sutible tanked, we filled up a camel back with the rest of the wine and headed out on the town of ottawa. Our first destonation, the roof of the Loeb on bankstreet. we climb up on top of that, drink some more, throw rocks at people, kick empty spraypaint cans at cars, and pee onto the street from the top of the building. as we are leaving, we notice some huge ass paper roles. Like the ones that rapping paper comes on, but alot longer and alot thicker. Sweet. We grab those and head towards the canal. things are about to get interesting. We then spend a good hour in a drunken state hitting eachother with the paper poles (both of us had pretty bruised hands) befor our rolls broke and we were forced to stop. Once again, being without etertainment we search for something to do. Ben has the brilian idea of waiting till a snowplow goes by, then grabbing onto the back of it, and letting it drag you. I tell him he cant do it, that it wont work. He very quickly proves me wrong and gets draged a good 200 meters behid a plow. We then decided to try a joint mission. I guess that two people grabbing the back of a plow is too much weigh, the plow came to a stop, and all these plow drivers started to jump out and yell at us. We, ofcourse, bailed. i belive the words i said as we sprinted away was "Were done, were sorry, goodbye!" The night afterthat is sumewhat of a blur. I remember trying to freak the hell out of some kid in his house by thowing stuff at his windows.... then peeing on his house.. Then i remember thinking i could slide an urban rail with just my shoes, that didnt work.... then i remember being back and kinda watching robinhood men in tights befor Bens mom came downstairs and got angery with us for being so drunk. then i passed out.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
My friend got kicked outa a bar for being underage and the manager came out on to the street and started screaming at him about how this is how he feeds his family and that by being in there underage he could get in so much trouble. So after this long speech my friend looks right at him says "Your fat" and just turns and walks away.

Not crazy at all but it was funny as hell.

 
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