Crazy Dreams

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Last night was the most insane dream of my life.

First I Start in a magazine section of a small shop and some hot ass paris hilton girl leads me to the back and all im trying to do is get a cell phone out of this box(ive tried to get the cell phone out in like 3-4 dreams before) then i get it and we walk to the front . all of a sudden its like a hiking store, i leave and walk out and now im in some real inner city and everything is like in chinese. I walk up a hill to have a rush of spanish people running towards a gang of black people all wearing white tees. then i get in some random kids car and we drive up that hilll to wear all these swat people were guaring a park we drive right in and thiers mobs in different sections, one sections was nerds vs nerds, one spanish vs black people, adults vs adults, so were driving and its winding roads and i grab the wheel and were driving all around the hills and almost crashing so the kid kicks me out and a guy in a golf cart comes buy and offers me a ride out so i take it and people are throwing sticks at our cart, i woke up when someone threw a molotov cocktail at us. it was intense.

Anyone else have fucking crazy dreams, i knew this one kid who had dreams of killing himself ,deep.

SKI.
 
wow i can totally see that dream happening to me.

-kulpy-

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i had a max payne dream once. i was at this toy store. i was looking around. ther was this huge door with two guys guarding it. i went over a little bit towards it and the pulled out their guns and started shooting at me. i was like shit, and i did a slowmotion side dive over a table and pulled out tw opistols and shot them. then a few more guys came and i did some other slowmo dives. that was one one of my top 10 dreams. soooo sick.

another dream i was undercover or sumthing and i had one of those radios in the ear. this dudetold me t oblow up this van. there were guys guarding it, but i got around them, threw in a grenade, and ran. it blew up. then after that happened, i realized the van was just sitting inside my school. everybody just acted normal, it was wierd

oh oh oh, and the other day, i did a 7 off a table with a gt snowracer.

all my dreams feel so real, i can't even tell im dreaming until like 10 seconds after i get up

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
i've had this one ski dream a couple of times where i go off jump and fly hundreds of feet spinning incredibly well, then i get to the end of the run, and i ski off the cliff...hmm

-hendrik

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Just ski.
 
this is really messed up and no one seems to believe me , but every year two or three times during the summer i'll have this ski dream. Itll be at this same made up resort every fuckin time and i remember it every time. Every time i have this dream i'll always forget something when i go to the slopes and ill have to buy something from the shop, and last time i had a dream there i had to go buy gloves and the shop was closed for renovations and i was really pissed off. It's funny cuz every year i progress in real life and then i progress in my dream real fuckin wierd.

 
ive had dreams where i just die over and over...various people i am close with killing me with random weapons. im fucked up

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Just shut up and ski.
 
i got shot in the stomach regian once in a dream. and it felt wierd when i got shot there. didnt hurt, but felt wierd. i was like "damn"(actually i don't know what i said)after some time holding onto my wound i woke up and was fine.

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
It's sub-conscience, that's what your really want to happen......your fucked.

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I always have scary ass dreams... not so much like death death death kill scary.. they're more just morally inferiating scary.

 
I had the trippiest dream the other night about caving and kayaking inside of caves and shit..and I remember there was like this glass enclosure that we had to sneak into for some reason, but I don't remember why..trippy it was

 
Well, im typing this knowing damn well no one will bother to read it. But here goes...

This was deffinately one of the craziest dreams I have ever had, and I just had it last night, so its amazing that this thread came up.

It started at my grandmas diner (my grandma does not have a diner, only in dream world) I walked in a gave her a big hug, but noticed that she was VERY small. Im talking like 3 or 4 feet tall. I sit down and she gives me a bag of tostidos, so im munching and a dog the size of my fist walks up to me and begs me for some of my chips. So I share some and make friends. This dog is the shit.

I dont know what happened but all of a sudden I was in my backyard, instead of the diner and the dog was still with me. BUt along with the dog, were about 8 stuffed animals (the only ones that i can remember were a red scuffed up rabbit, and an ostrich doll. They didnt have names). Also there were two frail old people that were again, very, very, short. The old people were dressed in cloaks and I could not see their face, but they were my homies. So me and my new friends are all chilling under my treehouse in my back yard, when I decided to build a catapault. A really big catapault. We get to work, and in no time we have a catapault that is about 30 feet high.

Its night time when we decide to finnaly fire it, and we have a shitload of insect repellent torches around our big ass catapault. Me, the rabit, and the ostrich are pumped, so is my dog. Were about to fire the catapault and we load a giant flamming ball into the sling. (I guess its more like a trebuchet) We got it rolling and we are ready to fire, everyone gathers around and the two cloaked old people have the rope that needs to be pulled to launched the fire ball. They pull it.

All of a sudden the whole thing crashes down on all of my friends, and my whole backyard starts on fire. I grab my dog a dip. I wait for the fire to die down, and I walk back into my yard, and by this time im am absolutely balling, sobbing uncontrollably all my friends are dead. I walk through my backyard and see all of the stuffed animals laying across the ground, some with the insect repellant torches laying across them. Everysing animal was on fire. But I couldnt find the bodys of those two old bastards.

I have a pool on the side of my house and it is separated by a small wooden fence, probably 4 feet tall. When the trebuchet fell it completely rocked the fence and there was only one small section standing. Me and the dog go into the pool area and immediatly see the two old people and the bottom of my pool, obviously dead. I am still crying, ive never experienced emotions like this in a dream and at that time did not realize it was actually a dream, I was complety emersed in it but I could feel all of the emotions like it was real. I walked over to the section of fence still standing and dropped in front of it, my back resting against it and my head in my hands, crying. When I looked up I saw the dog, but now he was fucking huge. At least 5 feet tall from legs to back. He looked at me and SAID "Look over the fence." So I did, not even second guessing the talking dog and instead of my burnt backyard, I saw a scene that looked like it came out of 'Wizard of Oz'. A path was going through the middle of a big ass wheat feild. The path led straight to the horizon, and it was night anymore. On path was all 8 of my stuffed animal friends. They were in a line, walking to the horizon and the red bunny stopped, turned around and smiled, then made the 'follow me' motion with his hands. I stopped crying and looked at my dog, and then hopped on his back and tried to catch up to my firends, but thats when my alarm clock woke me up.

It was the craziest feeling finally waking up after that. It was the most intense dream I have ever had and the only reason I remember this much detail is because I did one of those "dream logs' right when I woke up. I had to write it down it was so crazy.

If you read all that, there is no need to tell me I am fucked up, I assure you im well aware there has to be something wrong with me.

 
i have this dream sometimes that i'm skiing down a hill and i hit a table and all of a sudden gravity doesnt exist. so im flying off into space and i cant stop.

I must find the perfect spoon.
 
i have the gnarliest dreams... the thing is that i know theyre fucking psycho... but i cant remember a damn thing that happens... its really annoying,

i also went through this wierd thing where i wouldnt have dreams at all, i would just go to sleep, dream nothing but blackness, and wake up... and then one day i decided that i wanted to start dreaming again, so before i went to sleep that night i told myself that i really wanted to dream again and i went to bed and i finally had a dream. except it was fucking crazy it had pirates and pink flamingos ( if you want the whole story just pm me and ill fill u in) so now i cant stop dreaming and my dreams are really fucked up, but i cant remember them too well so whatever...

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-Matt

NS SKATEBOARDERS

 
about a week ago i had my first dream where i was in my underwear. i was over at my girlfriends house in the dream and was wearing no pants talking to her mom. freakin embarrassing even though it was a dream

 
last year my grandpa (like 78) had a dream that a chiuaua was humping his arm like hardcore and he couldn't get it off. then he woke up and he was grabbing his arm and freaking out...funny stuff i tell you

 
I had that ski dream, but It was on the ocean and all the jumps said whistler and I hit a table and kept going and going over the water and I just landed in water and some lady kept asking me where the stickers were.

SKI.
 
I had a dream that my dad died and my mom remarried a vampire. We went to live with him in his castle. It was full of dead fetuses, doll heads, severed limbs, and had a really creapy morbid air to it (obviously). Then he tried to bite me and we got into a fight, but he was undead, so everytime I ripped him to pieces or stabbed him, we would reform. Eventually we decided to make peace and I think I became a vampire.

Last night I dreamed my mom had a party and it was really boring, but then this college chick showed up and we made out somewhere and she was like "hey you wanna come back to my appartment" and I was like "sure". So I yelled at my mom that I was going out whether she liked it or not (I was a real jerk about it), and we set off in the rain in her car. She drove to this deserted area and then evil undead zombies started attacking me. I eventually fought off this guy who came at me with knives but we struggled alot. I killed the rest of them and then the cops arrived and were like "fine work", but I never got to that chick's appartment.

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"Sure thing squirl. just cut me down and PROMISE you wont burry me!"

 
ive already forgotten the specifics of them all but does anybody else wake up more tired than they were when they went to bed after they have a bunch of fucked up dreams? ill wake up in the morning and just be tired all day cause my dreams fucked with my head.

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i dont really have that many crazy dreams but i have a fucked up imagination/general way of thinking. like this one time i was riding my bike and as i rode past this gas station i start to think "what if somebody planted a bomb below this gas station hundreds of years ago, but they forsaw my coming and set the timer so it would go of right as i rode through the gas station".

and then tonight i was at the skatepark and i was at the drinking fountain right as it got dark, so i determined that the water must become some sort of poison after dark. this is possiblly from the same prophet/medicine man guy who tried to kill me with the bomb at the gas station and failed, and in his extreme rage because of these two times i narrowly avoided death, hes gotta be real pissed by now and im thinking his next attemt may involve either The Village People or a tragic accident with nail clippers.

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I have a recurring dream about me and t-rex.

I would start in the toys 'r' us store...then I'd do something wrong, like knock over a box, or get caught looking at some guys hot wife/girlfriend...then someone always says, your gonna pay for that fucker

and then t-rex slams through the wall and roars

somehow, I ALWAYS have a little swiss army knife on me and throw it at him at the worst possible time.

I've gotten so good at this dream, that I know if I hit him in the eye he goes slower, but gets really mad, and if he catches me, he eats me

sometimes when he catches me, he just hucks me around a bit.

I ALWAYS end up on my grandparents front door if I loose and die, but if I win and kill him, I end up back in the toy store and I get mad at the guy who stuck his t-rex on me.

Basically...I kick ass at this dream, I usually win now

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida

 
ski dreams are so good... ive had 2 in a row, first one i was going to some place that remebled Alta, but i woke up before i got to ski. And last night I dreamed it snowed really deep in the middle of the summer, it was on the news across the world, and so I went out to Wachusett, took one powder run, it was amazing, but when I hiked back up again, it was 90 degrees and blazing hot and all the snow was gone...

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-Adrian

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i had a weird dream last night, it was my birthday and the drummer from "school of rock" was coming to it, and he arrived at my house at like 2 in the morning and was hiding from me so he was telling me all these riddles to help me find him. Then we went to a restaurant for cake and stuff and the cake was one of those black forest kinds (which i don't personally like) and the cherrys were all sinking into the cake and the cake was practically falling apart, it was really weird.

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